Cloudy Coffee is a writer with a very bloated ego, that no matter how hard you try will never deflate. She loves to annoy people with her obsessions, such as: ants, coffee, and various books (which she names.) She has many friends who have planned her murder atleast ten times, but never made it past her mother's kitchen window. People say that she is insane, but she likes to use the term extraordinary instead, it's simply so much nicer.