Elizabeth Roz Black lives in a magical world where pizza is quality nourishment and scrabble is a full contact sport. Occasionally she manages to valiantly wrest small amounts of free time from the jaws of suburban life, all of which is immediately invested in procrastinating on her Schnoogle-length Regulusfic, "Intrepid", which she has officially admitted to naming after a car.

Someday she'll rule the world by dating Voldemort. Until then, you should watch your back and not eat any candy that she gives you. Really.