Cook1ezhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Spider-Man, Dragon Age, and Deadpool. Greeting, my names Jacob, and I write a lot of trash, but sometimes I don't suck, so who knows, maybe review my stuff? Fans, followers, or just people stopping by. Welcome to my Ships, I put a lot of work into everything I write, I will write a one-shot smut scene if you request it. I have a lot of Ships, and I plan for them all to sail, and be seen by all. I have some stories that aren't just fan-fiction, but I can't seem to get very far with them, I have plenty of Idea's but I don't think they relate easily with others if at all. Someday I hope to be an author with a good book that at least was up for debate on whether or not people should like it. Good luck to all of our Ships, and may they sail safely. Important note: I am garbage I will loose interest or creativity or both. Review and I will give you a chapter as fast as I can, if you want to proof read feel free to pm me. |
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Feral Red by DarkUnderworld reviews
Zootopia is still reeling from the Night Howler incident, fear and anger seething just below the surface of the glittering city. Nick and Judy, partners/best friends, are assigned a case that holds the key to unlocking a dark, sinister criminal organization, but when things go horribly wrong they must deal with the consequences and their feelings for each other.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,284 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Nick W., Judy H.]
Silent Whispers for Help by Honniing reviews
Light has just regained his memories of being Kira, but for some reason he is feeling conflicted about the things he has done as Kira, and from there things only goes downhill. How much will his inner conflict tear him apart? How will L react to the sudden changes in the brunette? Will he want to help Light, or abuse his sudden vulnerability and finally find proof that he is Kira?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,243 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 4/18/2016 - [Light Y., L]
Warmer with you by EtenalRest13 reviews
Genos asks Saitama to teach him how to kiss after he fails to react when a civilian kisses him. Neither could have guessed how the innocent lesson would effect them both. GenosxSaitama. Rated M for later chapters.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,912 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Saitama, Genos
Fragments of the inexpressible uncertain by stelaillya reviews
The pressure of becoming a hero in your early teenager years alone is already something major. When it piles up with the angst of realizing your own sexuality, it all turns into a hurricane of feelings. Drama, Kirishima x Bakugo.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,399 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Katsuki B., Jirou K., E. Kirishima, Denki K.
Say Anything, Except That by Cortexikid reviews
Deadpool had half a second to witness the utter shock, quickly followed by the rush of blood to Peter's usually pale cheeks, creating an adorable blush, before he clapped a hand over his eyes and let out a yell. "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU NAKED!" Wade glanced down at himself and shrugged, "hey, I'm the one that woke up here, shouldn't I be asking you that? Perv."
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 239,487 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 1/3/2015
Home Alone by SheeWolf85 reviews
Sans is home alone for the first time in a long time. He doesn't know that Frisk has decided to come home early. What happens when she finds him in a compromising position? Post-pacifist, several years after the barrier is broken. Perhaps a little OOC. Oneshot, Sans x Frisk, M for sexy times and lots of dirty talk.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2018 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
Anatomy by SheeWolf85 reviews
Frisk wants to pass this test, but she might need a study partner. Who better to help her study the skeleton than her very own skeleton friend who just came home for a holiday? Well, maybe not. She does think naughty things when she looks at him. Or her textbook. Or anything else, really. Fem!Frisk, 2-shot, M for language and eventual smuttiness, Sans x Frisk.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
Closeted Feelings by Google Girl11 reviews
Rey hides in a closet to be alone with her thoughts on the events from the past couple days, but her Force Bond decides that alone time is not what she needed right then. Short Drabble/Lemon
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Burning Rose by BoredGamer reviews
Normally it's a joy to find your soulmate. When it's as easy as finding someone with a matching mark on their skin, you typically don't have to worry. That is, if your match isn't the wanted criminal you're hunting down. [Also Includes Weiss/Blake; Canon AU]
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Roman T., Ruby R.] [Mercury B., Yang X.L.]
Still Dreaming by Millie and Salt reviews
Ruby's been having odd dreams lately, the kind that she's reluctant to tell her friends about. Little does she know, Roman's been having the same dreams… I am Rosewick trash, sue me. Rated T for now, may become M rated later, depends. Post-Breach AU [since, you know, we don't know what happens next yet]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,993 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Ruby R., Roman T.]
Disclosure by Rusbuster reviews
Kirishima discovers that he likes guys, but his parents weren't happy on discovering that... Now away from them, Kirishima is free from all of the hate, but he isn't keen on telling anyone else about him, especially his best bro-turned-crush, Katsuki Bakugou. Ironically, he finds solace in that very person; his bro. Yaoi. KiriBaku. Warnings for homophobia. Eventual fluff.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 3/4/2017 - [Eijirou K., Katsuki B.]
Back to the Beginning by POTOPhan09 reviews
In a world where Chara takes over Frisk's body after the first Genocide run, and Frisk has no control what so ever. But Frisk is able to Reset and take back control of her body for the next run. But what if Sans is finally sick of it all and grabs Frisk when she's still unconscious from the first fall into the Underground? Sans X Frisk. Rated M for later chapters.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Frisk, Sans]
Time Only Repeats by LONEzy reviews
Taeren never wanted to run the Inquisition but he managed it very well considering. Although he did have a bit of help from a certain suave Tevinter Mage. But when the Exalted Council was held Taeren did not count on all his friends dying and he being thrown through time. Now he is right back at the beginning and is hell bent on saving everyone!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Dorian, Lavellan]
Underfell Love by 246Nakuro reviews
This is MY version of Underfell. If it doesn't line up to what you think Underfell should be that's fine but please don't flame me because I will just ignore. If you don't know what Underfell is it's an Undertale AU where everyone is opposite of what they normally are/evil in some cases.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Sans, Frisk]
Fated Ink by BlueStarlalight reviews
Fate is a fickle being that decides if one is to be a normie, poly-lover, swiper or leer. She decides if finding your mate/ mates is as simple as a touch or as hard as falling in love. Join Poly-lover Ruby Rose as she deals with more than just being the youngest huntress to walk through beacon's gates. GOING THROUGH SO MAJOR revisions.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,961 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Ozpin, Roman T., Ruby R.] J. Ironwood
Delicate Subject by Recidiva reviews
Prompt for continuation after "Poetry Slam" - where Shepard can't decide between Thane and Garrus, to continue the story with a polyamory theme. Romance, smut, fluff, wish fulfillment and "oh fuck, that did not work out well..." AU. Non-con in later chapters. Narrated on YouTube under the name Recidiva Quixotic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 361,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [J. Garson, Garrus V., Thane K.] - Complete
Venri by Recidiva reviews
Shakarian fiction, explicit, angst, fluff, smut, snark. Check out dochielle on Tumblr for links to fan art, a song by Chiara Keating and rendered models by DiscoverySystem for Morim and Garrus. Narrated on YouTube under the name Recidiva Quixotic. Morim Shepard art done by KuriaUmmei on Deviantart.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 289,938 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
The Curse of Attraction by Hermione'sDaughter reviews
"Potter cursed me!" Draco whined. "Malfoy cursed me!" Harry grumbled. Theo just smirked knowingly. Drarry, slash. IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Scythe and A Cane by gealex99 reviews
Rosewick, after season two- It all starts with a note. Their whole love starts on one night, with one heist, with one simple note. Nine words is all it took for everything to start. The only question is did that note make everything spiral and fall apart or start something brand new. Did it start a new life with joy and happiness or did it destroy the lives already living.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,130 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Roman T., Ruby R.]
Fate, Why art thou a heartless bitch? by NeverCameUpFromTheRabbitHole reviews
The incident down at Vale docks has an unfortunate lasting effect on both Roman and Ruby. Deciding enough is enough, he decides to take his revenge with unexpected results... (Rated M - sex, violence, a messed up ship, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ cannot exaggerate this enough but yeah i don't own RWBY, it rightfully belongs to Monty Oum and Rooster Teeth)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Ruby R., Roman T.] Yang X.L., Ozpin
A Sea of Troubles by TsunadeJr71 reviews
Seven years after the Nine Tails' attack, ANBU Kakashi is assigned a mission. He has to assassinate a chuunin who has apparently turned rogue: one Umino Iruka. But this must surely be a terrible injustice. Rated M. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,962 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fragile by Tuffet37 reviews
For a prompt on the kinkmeme -Shepard, Legion and Mordin are stuck on a planet after an ambush. Shepard gets hurt, and while Mordin takes care of her a bond develops between them, which later turns into something more. Rated M for language, canon style violence and future mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,936 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Mordin S., Shepard - Complete
Mission's End by Gryvon reviews
Iruka rescues Kakashi on the way home from a mission, and then needs rescuing in return.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/5/2011 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
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A Pool full of Spiders reviews
This is a Spiderman X Deadpool fic. Spiderman is told about a hit put on a local businessman, arriving on a rooftop to keep an eye out, who should he run into but Deadpool, who may or may not be there to take the hit. MxM Mature content in later chapters, slow build. I own the storyline, not the characters in it.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,837 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.]
Amatus and Vehnan
When we speak we usually assume the other knows what we mean, but a language spoken amongst the Magisters is different than the language spoken amongst the Dalish. It starts when Dorian won't explain what he means, and ends with two words having similar meanings. (Short story, M/M)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2017 - [Lavellan, Dorian] Cole - Complete
