Craig - Somewhat Inactivehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Torchwood, Fast and the Furious, Arrow, Once Upon a Time, and Doctor Who. - So I havent used this account since 2015 or so and everything I wrote during that time is terrible and beyond badly written so I don't recommend reading any of it lol. - I'm gonna keep my old stuff up for past me, who was kinda proud of that stuff to a degree and like I dont really care to take it down because like the effort to do that. - I might rewrite some of my stuff (Raising a Child most likely will be the one I rewrite if I do because I still like that idea) but idk if anyone is still into Torchwood which is what i mainly wrote for so yeah idk. - I'm gonna start writing stuff again but idk I mainly use tumblr for my writing - I'll probably write for different fandoms now and hopefully itll be better then my old stuff (anything is tbh) - Hello to anyone that used to read my stuff in 2014 idk if anyone from then is still around tho lol. -I post more regularly on tumblr and maybe AO3 - Tumblr: @thelocaldad - AO3: @Sister_Slug |
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Back at the Academy by RemiIsNotHere reviews
Kirk, Spock, and Bones are all roomates at the Starfleet Academy, here's some of what they did there. Originally started by RavenpuffWarrior
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 97,772 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 6/14/2012 - C. Chapel, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Crush by MissMelysse reviews
Data/OFC friendship. AU. Having a crush on your math tutor is bad enough. Having a crush on your math tutor who is also a sentient android, a line officer, and your mother's boss is even worse. Mix in healthy doses of music, snark, and teen angst, and you can see why when Zoe Harris is dragged to the ENTERPRISE she'd rather be anywhere but there.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 196,563 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Data, OC - Complete
Bad Boy by unshakespearean reviews
Teenage Torchwood! When long coat and suspenders clad, drop-dead gorgeous "bad-boy" Jack Harkness arrives at the Torchwood Preparatory Institute, everything changes. Is Gwen Cooper ready? Eventual Harcooper and Towen, and epic Janto bromance. Rated T for language and, well, Jack as a teenager. Cover image creds go to Rachel aka xRachelxBrowniex!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,438 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Gwen C., Jack H.] Toshiko S./Tosh, Ianto J.
Crush II: Ostinato by MissMelysse reviews
The second novel-length part of the CRUSHverse. (Follows HELLO FROM EARTH...) Data/Zoe continues. What was once only friendship morphs into SO much more. NOTE: Strong T-rating overall, but some chapters are M-rated, and are marked accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 190,894 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Data, OC - Complete
A Million Little Things by Abibliophobia reviews
Updated under a different name, this was originally a one shot. Now a set of silly little stories about our favourite trio :-). "Friendship is not a big thing, its a million little things" - Author unknown. Gen. I'll give you one guess who's use of colourful language gave this fic a T rating?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
It's Real by unshakespearean reviews
When seventeen-year-old twins Sadie and Alexa take a vacation to Cardiff, they joke around about seeing the Torchwood team while they're there. But what if Torchwood is real? Told in Sadie's POV. TOTALLY breaks Torchwood canon. Eventually Harcooper. And I'll be getting a ton of help from The Lone Shippers. Rated T for Torchwood. COMPLETE!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Gwen C., Jack H.] OC - Complete
Rules and Regulations by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Why Vulcans Shouldn't Give Massages by Danzinora Switch reviews
To avoid the following scenario, all Vulcans should take note of what goes wrong whilst performing a massage. Humor, no slash, I was attacked by plot bunnies.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Green Blooded Hobgoblin by LokiTheDarkOne reviews
Just the ramblings of the Star Ship Enterprise's chief medical officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2014
Never Knew the Reasons by Danzinora Switch reviews
Kirk folded back the crinkled flash-print. It was an old missing person notice. He didn't know the first two faces, but the third looked eerily familiar. Then his breath caught in his throat as he read the name underneath the missing teen: Leonard H. McCoy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - L. McCoy - Complete
Accidentally Going: A Brenna Jones Story by Ellen Fitzwilliam Brandybuck reviews
"So after a 'slight shock' I've been brought to a place that shouldn't exist. Perhaps I've gone mad, but if this is madness: I can deal. I'm onboard the Enterprise and warning: my story is full of amusing misunderstandings, hostile take-overs, body switching, overbearing aliens, time travel, romance, chaos, and yes a wee bit of pon farr. Read at own peril but I'm no hero." OC/Multi
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,477 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 6/9/2008 - [J. Kirk, OC] L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
100 Galaxies by EveryDayArtist reviews
100 prompts, 100 stories, 100 days
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,956 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
TwentyOne Chaotic Genres by RemiIsNotHere reviews
Characters in Star Trek must complete the twenty-one genres challenge. they must do something that falls within each of FanFiction's 21 genres to get their ship released. Co-written with JuJu
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley by TREAP reviews
All the things Fred and George Weasley are forbidden to do at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Fred W., George W.
Rubik Cube by clarklit05 reviews
The rift's been inactive, the paperwork's finished and the team are getting restless. So Jack buys them all rubik's cubes to solve. And they all cheat, in their own little ways.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
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Human - 12th Doctor One Shot reviews
The Doctor decides it's not safe for you to travel with him anymore and tries to push you away. Short angsty one shot with the 12th Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2019 - [12th Doctor, OC] - Complete
Raising a child reviews
What if the Torchwood team found a baby in the hub and decided to raise her.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 9/12/2014
Emily Page - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Rewrite of the episode 'Kiss kiss, Bang bang' with my OC. Emily woke up thinking she would never see Jack again and then suddenly he's back and wants everything back to normal, but everyone's a bit ticked off that he left in the first place. Then an old friend of Jack's appears, a rouge Time Agent who claims to just want to for full a dying woman's last wish. Jack/OC
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,550 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [OC, Jack H.] Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Looking for Wonderland
"I'm Alice, I got stuck in Wonderland for quite awhile and I did some really bad things...things you can't run from...but I still try to...I made a terrible deal to be able to live...but another has to die." This is an OC Alice and has nothing to do with Once Upon A Time in Wonderland.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,389 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Smee/William S., OC
The Echo of Arrows reviews
Ashlee Queen, sister of Oliver and Thea Queen and friend of the Vigilante. They call her The Echo...But she's not always fighting crime with the Arrow, she also has a day job and a not so normal life.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [OC, Ray P.] Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Thea Q.
Ride or Die reviews
Story about Angelina Daniels (oc) a street racer from New York, who has been a permanent member of the crew. Set in number six.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Dom, OC]
Emily Page - Cleaning the cells reviews
Emily (OC) decides the Torchwood team should tidy and redecorate the cells.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Jack H., Owen H., OC - Complete
Stupid Quips - Torchwood reviews
This is a compilation of stupid jokes, retorts, short stories and other absolute nonsense. Featuring Emily Page, my own character. :P
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J.
Emily Page - Intro reviews
Intro to the stories of Emily Page and her adventures with the Torchwood team.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Ianto J., OC - Complete
Stupid Quips - Star Trek
This is a compilation of stupid jokes, retorts, short stories and other absolute nonsense.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 335 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014
Parenting reviews
After his brother's death, Jim was left to look after his brother's youngest child, Lea Kirk. Jim starts losing his mind after 2 months of parenting.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov, OC - Complete
