Hello, this is simsperson56. Judging by my name, you probably think I am a fan of The Sims (which is true).

Current Status:

Working for more one-shots for Pranks a Lot.

Facts about me:

Gender: Male

Age: 15

B-Day: April 14th

Fav Colour: Blue

Fav Games: The Sims 3, The Sims 4, Minecraft, Terraria, 7 Days to Die, Cities: Skylines

My Fav Quote: I hate morning people. And mornings. And people. (Except I don't actually hate morning people, I just don't know how they do it)

I am more of a PC player than an Xbox player

I really hate school (pretty much everyone does)

I hate mornings

I have a younger brother

I have two dogs, named Chewy and Oreo (they're both male)

Things I Hate Most on FanFiction:

Seeing a huge block of text without any breaks. It makes it a headache to read.

Script format. If I see a story in script format, I will not read it.

When people don't start a new paragraph when someone starts talking. Sometimes it can get confusing.

Terrible spelling or grammar.

I'll think of more later.

My Favourite Movies (in no particular order):

Mr. Peabody and Sherman (2014)

The Lego Movie (2014)

Dark Skies (2013)

The Conjuring (2013)

Pleasantville (1998)

Monsters Inc. (2001)

Monsters University (2013)

Wreck-it Ralph (2012)

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (1982)

Finding Nemo (2003)

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Frozen (2013)

Big Hero 6 (2014)

More that I can't think of at the moment.

My Personal Dictionary:

This is an assignment I got earlier this year in school. It was the first assignment I liked.

A

Attack: It’s what my dogs always do to me.

B

Bad Grades: Anything under an 80.

Ball: An extremely dangerous object that has the potential to kill someone.

Berg-er: What I call my teacher Mr. Berg when he messes up.

Black: A very boring colour. Commonly paired with white.

Braces: A curse laid on you that prevents you from eating the best candy.

C

Christmas: A holiday where you receive presents.

Cold War: When the weather is flip-flopping between winter and summer. Commonly occurs in spring.

Creeper: Someone who tries to follow you home. Not to be confused with the exploding mob from Minecraft.

Creepy-Crawlie: When a girl creeps me out.

Curious Case: Something strange, supernatural, or believed to be impossible.

D

Daydreaming: What you do to escape from reality.

Debbie Downer: A pessimistic, soul-less person.

Dog: A slobby animal that loves to bark. They are generally friendly and playful.

Dragon: A fire-breathing monster that steals candy from babies.

Drama: What people are always trying to pull me into.

Dystopia: A bleak, dirty world that is constantly pulverized by meteors and lightning.

F

Flop: A terrible book or movie.

Florida: What the bathroom feels like after a hot shower.

Fly: A hideous insect that always bugs you.

Friend: A word that can either bring you hope or break your heart.

G

Goodbye: Another way to say “stay out of my life”.

Gossip: It’s what you do to weirdos and enemies.

Gymnasium: An oversized room where death lurks in every corner.

H

Halloween: Free candy.

Hiccup: What you call someone who hiccups a lot. If you hiccup while saying what your name is, you automatically earn this nickname.

Hogger: What you call your brother when he doesn’t share the Xbox.

Homework: School’s desperate attempt to invade our lives. It also contributes to deforestation.

Hybrid: A cross-over between two species.

I

Immature: My brother and his friends.

Infestation: An area with a high density of girls. (no offense to any girls reading this)

J

Jerk: What you call people who constantly harass you.

L

Lick-a-tron: It’s what I call my dog Oreo because he licks too much.

Light: What prevents me from seeing the TV screen.

Lung Constrainer: What you call your backpack if it's so heavy it makes it hard to breathe.

M

Mathlete: What you call someone who loves math.

Mega Creepy-Crawlie: Another boy who creeps me out.

Megaweek: A rare event where five full weeks of school are followed by two weeks off. Each week represents a certain day of the week.

Microwave: Where inconsiderate people say cats belong.

Monday: The worst day of the week.

Morning: My least favourite time of the day when I have the least amount of energy.

Mosquito: An irritating insect, closely related to vampires.

N

Nerd: Someone who loves school.

P

Party Flop: Being forced to watch a bad movie.

Party Pooper: It’s what you call a baby who fills his diaper.

Ponytail: Something boys should never wear.

Predicament: When a group of girls are fighting over your heart.

R

Rejected: Being dumped or turned down.

S

Sarcasm: My second language.

School: A cruel place on a secret mission to destroy children.

Slob: Any boy under the age of 18. (the girls in my class laughed their heads off when they heard this one, lol)

Studying: The torture my parents make me endure before an exam.

T

Talk-a-tron: A teacher who never shuts up.

Tame: To befriend a wild animal.

Techno-fail: Adults who are no good at technology.

Technophobe: Old-fashioned adults.

Tele-flop: When a teleportation experiment goes horribly wrong.

Teleport: Beaming something to another place.

U

Utopia: A girly paradise you should never set foot in.

W

White: A very boring colour. Commonly paired with black.

Y

YOLO: A boring, overused acronym.

Young: What old people wish to be again.

Z

Zombie: A sloppy person who disgusts me.

That's all I have for now.

So goodbye for now,

simsperson56