NAME: uhhh...well,classified

AGE: 13 years

Born in: Pakistan

Appearance: Dark brown eyes, light brown hair, tanned, glasses

Love: Books, Biryani, Cycling, Swimming, Thinking(in general), Writing, Pizza, Fries, Noodles, Horses, Puppies, Owls, and Deer, Table Tennis, Cooking

Hate: MATH, making up my bed, cleaning my room, physics, MATH, summers, judgmental people, bullies and MATH

Fav. Colours: Purple, black, silver

Fav. Quotes: "Be gentle with others but severe with yourself''.

''The greatest fault of all is to think you have none.''

"Weakness and corruption aren't in the world. They're in the people."

"A writer is a world trapped inside a body."

''Logic will take you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere''.

Fav. Book series: If I told all of 'em, it would take months, but the main few are Percy Jackson(complete), Harry Potter(complete), Eragon series(complete), Diary of a wimpy kid series(complete), and Famous Five series( I read them when I was little, but still like them), the Inheritance Cycle, The Mazerunner Series, The Kane Chronicles

Strong Points: Creativity, Imagination, Sense of humour(even if I do say so myself)

Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Birthday: 17th February [the day when my final exams start :(] I share my birthday with Bonnie Wright, who acted Ginny in the HP movies :)

Random Facts About Me

I love pears, strawberries, peaches, guavas, grapes, pomegrenates. (All fruits, okay?)

My hair is fairly light coloured, but I always wanted full blonde hair. But I don't want to get my hair dyed. ( I'm mixed up that way :D)

I don't have any dream car, but I love the grey Civic.

I've always wanted to try rock climbing, and I want to learn skating and horse riding.

I hate all math teachers.

I don't mind spiders, lizards and cockroaches, but I hate moths. [I don't know why]

I like real-character movies better than animated movies [though I love Ice Age, Mulan and Maleficent]

Funny:

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help if you do.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

A friend is a person who knows you're a good egg, even though you're slightly cracked.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face(I laughed so hard when I read that!)

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

I am in shape...round is a shape.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy,I'm a penguin.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you..

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

When your are in jail,a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I DON'T obsess! I think intensly...and like all the time.

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was(That describes me perfectly!).

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkieescalator=EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not as random as you think I-salad.

It's okay,Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy,I'm a penguin.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades(I died when I read that. That's stinkin' hilarious!).

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

Falls over and everybody stares* "I didn't fall, I just was testing gravity... It still works."

The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry,

Whenever I see someone with a scar

I promise to remember Ron,

If they ever develop a flying car

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I see someone who loves school

I promise to remember Voldemort,

When I see someone with the desire to rule

I promise to remember Fred and George,

When I've been pranked too many times

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When someone is unfairly accused for a crime

I promise to remember Ginny,

When I see someone with too many brothers,

I promise to remember Molly,

Whenever I meet a great mother

I promise to remember Dudley,

When a kid eats too many sweets

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

When someone achieves great feats

I promise to remember Neville,

When I meet someone with a short memory span

I promise to remember Dean Thomas,

Whenever I see football fans

I promise to remember Snape,

Whenever I see someone with greasy hair

I promise to remember P. Sprout,

Whenever I think of Devil's Snare

I promise to remember Malfoy,

Whenever I meet a rich brat

I promise to remember Filch,

When someone has a nasty cat

I promise to remember Mcgonagall,

When someone always wears their hair

in a bun

I promise to remember Sirius,

When someone is on the run

I promise to remember Dobby,

When someone strives to be free

I promise to remember Lupin,

Whenever I watch a werewolf movie

I promise to remember Uncle Vernon,

When someone likes to believe in just reality,

I promise to remember Luna,

When I see someone with a unique personality

I promise to remember Wormtail,

When someone betrays their friends,

I promise to remember Bellatrix,

When someone is loyal to no end

I promise to remember Umbridge,

When I see someone who resembles a toad,

I promise to remember P. Binns,

When I'm in a lesson where I'm highly bored

I promise to remember Percy,

When someone is highly ambitious

I promise to remember Stan Shunpike,

Whenever I see a very modern bus

Yes, I promise to remember the Harry Potter fandom

Wherever I go...THE HARRY POTTER PLEDGE

THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.