Hey all,

Firstly I want to say that I have no idea what I can put in here that anyon here will give a shit about, so I'm going to go the opposite way and say 'Stuff you all.' and fill this space with things that I give a shit about.

My favourite colour is royal blue (specific aren't I?).

My favourite aurthor is Lemony Snicket and if you say something against him I will hunt you.

My biggest three inspirations are Lemony Snicket, Shane Koyczan and Gena Showalter (drools a little bit).

I am currently so bogged down in schoolwork that I need to wade through the paper on my floor just to get to my desk only to find out my desk is currently lost under homework that I simply refuse to do (hence my presence here).

I am so anti romance that I may actually be aromantic so be patient with me if I ever try to write anything that involves, dare I say it, love (shudders violently). I may need help with anything like that so yeah you should, like, yell at me nicely and tell me what to do.

I have several favourite quotes:

- "As strange as it may seem I still hope for the best even though the best, like a good peice of mail, so rarely arrives and even when it does it is so easily lost." Lemony Snicket

- "God is love, but Satan does this thing with his tounge." I do not know

- "Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." Oscar Wilde (I think)

- "There is a special place in hell reserved for me... it's called the throne."

- "I'm placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy of murder and i don't know, possibly littering" Skulduggery Pleasent

- "We've got surprise on our side and a deliberate tendancy towards extreme violence."

- "Well, when you're being held at gunpoint by a geriatric madman in a metal skirt you have kind of hit rock bottom anyway." Lockwood and co, the screaming staricase (drools a little bit more)

- "He had heard the word love before, but then he had heard a lot of words including dandelion, trousers and persecute without understanding what any of them meant." Colin Thomspon, the Dragons (don't judge me)

- "If you are allergic to anything it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if that thing is cats." Lemony snicket, the wide window.

- "Tears are currious things, for like earthquackes or puppet shows they can occur at any moment without any warning and without any good reason." Lemony Snicket, the wide window.

A few of my favourite bands include: Funeral suits, MCR, FOB, the Angels, AC/DC, Creedence Clearwater Revival (I said don't judge me damnit), Of Monsters and Men, 3OH!3, panic at the disco, blind pilot, amastat, Bon Jovi, stars, and like a billion others.

A few of my favourite artists include: Ed Sheeren, Regins Spektor, Adam Lambert, and I honestly can't think right now.

Last but not least, I am an avid supporter of Chelsea FC, no, you cannot convert me and yes I will be prejudice towards you if you openly support some other team. (You can't make me not love them and you can't make me love you.)

Stay Super you brilliant, brilliant people.

A.R.11