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Joined Feb 22, 2004, id: 544006, Profile Updated: Apr 5, 2011
Author has written 2 stories for Wallflower, and Glee.

SO HERE'S ANOTHER UPDATE. I forgot to mention the reasons why I stopped writing. I heard about some ridiculous rumor that I stopped writing because of a flame. Um, no. Actually, it amused me for some time. They accused me of pulling stuff out of my butt every chapter. Uh, I did, I totally, totally did because I did them daily, remember? I had an outline vaguely mapped out at some point but then scrapped that about ten or so shots in. Anyway, more than two thirds of those Slushie Shots were written three to five hours before I posted them. (Imagine if I had actually given myself time and TRIED for realsies! Haha!) It got the point where I would just image some ridiculous scene or come up with a funny one liner and then I would center the shot around that. For instance, I wanted Puck to pull an unsuspecting Kurt into the bathroom and have Kurt comment on how he had a dream about a similar situation, and I somehow stretched that to two chapters and gave it some plot-y bits.

Here's what happened: it was all a horrible sequence of events. Family problems (my grandfather who was a major, MAJOR part of my childhood ended up in the hospital and he's fine now), school problems (there was a high possibility of me failing my English class which would have prevented me from graduating high school and I ended up passing and graduating after all!), and some friend/romance drama (no romance for me, but my best friend's ex blamed for their break up, spread rumors about me and her, and threatened to beat me up at one point).

So... for all you Slushie Shot readers, I kinda left off at a bad place. A really, REALLY bad place. But I need to get something off my chest. Guys, I just don't love Glee anymore. Heck, I don't even think I LIKE it half the time. And it makes me tear up a little that I STILL get such lovely, LOVELY reviews from new and old readers, but I just... can't write Glee like I used to. I'm writing here to let you know that I'm still alive and well because I've gotten some very sweet and cute inquiries about my state of being, haha.

(I've heard that Mike is getting actual screen time with actual spoken lines? Dude, was my made up characterization close? Like, at all? ... maybe you shouldn't tell me. I think it might break my heart to know how far off I was...)

For all you These Three Months of Hell readers... um. Er. I still like Wallflower and I still want to continue it but no promises? *wince*

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 5089 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 686 - Updated: May 1, 2020 - Published: Feb 3, 2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 636 - Updated: Oct 27, 2010 - Published: Dec 6, 2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Cruise Control by Mizufae reviews
"You know, I just want to drive down 101. All the way down. Just pick a day, leave for the coast, and keep going south until I don't need to go anymore." Seddie, of course.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,732 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 173 - Updated: Oct 7, 2010 - Published: Jan 13, 2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Easy Girl by une fille reviews
The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 64 - Published: Nov 1, 2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Truth & Barbecue by Mizufae reviews
Freddie is confused, mostly about how unweird all this feels. Umitigated Seddie fluff, admittedly with my usual casual slant.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jan 21, 2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Gathering by Fandomme reviews
Part Three of the Three Chores series. Katara gathers wood, Zuko gathers his courage, and a family gathers together.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 95 - Published: Jan 18, 2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Cooking by Fandomme reviews
Part Two of the Three Chores series: He slices. He dices. He's the one appliance your kitchen can't do without. Zuko, Katara, and a cooking battle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 120 - Published: Jan 12, 2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Mending by Fandomme reviews
Zuko tries to stitch things up. Literally. Part One of the Three Chores series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 166 - Published: Dec 19, 2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
30 Hugs: Heiji and Kazuha by Candyland reviews
Sometimes, we all just need a hug. Thirty hugs for Heiji and Kazuha. [The Safest Place I Know: She hit rock bottom and tried to burn her bridges. He followed her with a fire hose.]
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,389 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 49 - Updated: May 24, 2007 - Published: Apr 21, 2006 - Heiji H., Kazuha T. - Complete
Whisper Into the Sky by DamageCtrl reviews
Toph has two choices: Go home and get married or have the family fortune and her inheritence given to a stranger. The problem: She wants to keep her ties to her family, but is quite content traveling with Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 210 - Updated: Mar 1, 2007 - Published: Nov 11, 2006 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 555 - Updated: Oct 28, 2006 - Published: Oct 10, 2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11115 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 566 - Updated: Mar 22, 2004 - Published: Oct 6, 2003 - Complete
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Slushie Shots reviews
Mike gestured wildly and vaguely at Puck. “Dude! You think that I would know? I don’t know what goes on in their heads! Girls are crazy, and you picked the craziest one out there!” He paused, before quickly tacking on, “Rachel’s nice, though.”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,483 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 814 - Updated: Feb 11, 2010 - Published: Dec 10, 2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
These Three Months of Hell reviews
The landlady forces Kyohei and Sunako to live together for three months, saying that Sunako needs to be more ladylike and Kyohei needs to be a better boyfriend. She knows her plan will work. But how the hell are they supposed to get along normally?
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,605 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 208 - Updated: May 22, 2009 - Published: Dec 1, 2006 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
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