Will Darcy is a serious actor who wishes women would leave him alone. Bess Bennet has come to London to study, and certainly doesn't have time for romance. He looks down on upstart Australians and she's a reverse snob. An accident and a matchmaking best friend bring them together, but will they hit it off or just really, really detest each other? Modern P&P, HEA eventually.

After the regrettable events of Box Hill, Emma and Mr Knightley both feel the need to make amends. Will our hero and heroine seize their chance at reconciliation, or be parted forever by a terrible accident?

What do you give the man who has everything for his birthday? Mackenzie has a few ideas…

"Will?" she tried again, a little louder, but there was still no response. Reluctantly, she cracked open one eye. Shit. She hadn't even made it to bed. It was dark, and she was lying face down in the dirt. Where the hell was she? Does Mac have the hangover from hell? Or is it something worse? Post S2.

"I gotta see you Doc. It's an emergency." Habib sighed. "It's always an emergency with you Will. Why don't you try coming to your weekly appointments like everyone else? You're not the only patient I have, you know." "I know, Doc, and I get it, but this time it's different." Post season two. Fluffier than you might think. Now with added epilogue.

Will has been punishing Mac for a long time. But what happens if someone else takes it as an invitation to do the same thing? Goes AU at the end of Season 1.