Hello gorgeous! Quick summary- Student in Southern California who spends all her time either crying eating or writing on this weird account :) I don't really have an updating schedule, but I am finishing all my stories very soon so chances are by the time you read this I've completed them. Also I have a joint account with LilithRisen on here called QueensofBullshit, so check that out if you want to read more !

facts about me if anybody wants to get to know the person behind the shitty writing :)

1. My name is Madeline (Em for short)- yes this is a pseudonym !
2. Some of my favorite things in life is coffee, soft music, good writing, and soft blankets.
3. I'm single as hell even though my eyeliner is always good and I have a great ass so??? This doesn't add up??? @ Einstein please recalculate???
4. My tumblr is isthisdickvegan yes I know it's weird fight me. And send me a message if you follow me on there!
5. My birthday is July 6th
6. I AM A VULGAR ASS BITCH. I AM A SEXUAL ASS BITCH. I AM A CUTE BITCH. IF YOU DON'T LIKE VULGAR SHIT OR SEXUAL SHIT OR ME DON'T. FUCKING. READ. MY. STORIES. I love you all though :)
7. I speak three languages
8. I FREAKING LOVE JONATHAN CHRISTOPHER MORGENSTERN yes the bad boy from TMI who like killed a whole bunch of people blah blah I don't know why i just love his character and his attitude and his dominating personality go ahead and hate me I mean goddamn who doesn't want a hot bad boy with a killer attitude and a jawline that can cut bitches like yes please
9. If you don't understand my Harry Potter humor i am sorry but we will Neville be friends.
10. I usually end up writing at one in the morning which is why 90% of my updates are at 3 AM.
11. I cannot stand coconut. fuck coconut. fuck anybody who likes coconut.
12. MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ALSO WRITE ON HERE HER USERNAME IS LILITHRISEN AND OMG I FUCKING LOVE HER GO READ HER STORIES
13. I'm actually your mom. Go clean your room.
14. Whatever you tell me I will always hate my own writing. Idk, I just feel like it is never good enough so I truly cringe at my own writing, even though I've never received a complaint. Sorry guys, weird anxiety acting up again and I swear I still love your reviews and everything but please don't ever think I'm ungrateful when I leave a note saying I don't like my chapter.
15. If I could wear sweatpants everyday i would.
16. My biggest crush is on Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp (my heart is torn)
17. If you love me get me a stuffed animal. don't question. just do it. It must be 4 feet tall and plush.
18. On the self confidence scale from 2007 Vanessa Hudgens to Kanye West I am sometimes Beyonce and sometimes I'm the storm trooper who ran into a window in Star Wars
19. My zodiac sign Cancer which is why I'm an emotional ass bitch
20. IF YOU LITERALLY EVER WANT TO BE FRIENDS PLEASE PM ME I LOVE MAKING FRIENDSSSS.

AGAIN I LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE CHECK OUT SOME STORIES WHILE YOUR HERE! I TRY TO WRITE SO ENTERTAIN ME