Cat in Disguise
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Joined 11-03-13, id: 5289826, Profile Updated: 01-18-16
Author has written 5 stories for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Assassin's Creed, and Web Shows.

just someone trying to write awesome stories and stories I just want to write

no matter what people say about 'em.

Well maybe that matters. Like a teenie bit. But that's it.

Now some pointless info that most of you will probably ignore

Name

Wouldn't you like to know, ya bunch of perverts

Age

Teens. That's all you're getting.

Hobbies

Mainly reading, writing, manga, anime, cartoons, TV, and video games. Typical lifestyle in this day and age, wouldn't you agree?

What I'm watching

essentially any new anime I find that doesn't have ten naked girls every scene and/or a plot recycled from 30 years ago

Songs that describe my views on life

Love Bites - Halestorm

Heaven Knows - The Pretty Reckless

Critical Acclaim - Avenged Sevenfold

Mz. Hyde - Halestorm

Wrong Side of Heaven - Five Finger Death Punch

I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin

Anything else useless that I thought was necessary

I'm an EXTREME introvert who is trying to reach out to the rest of the world through her writing. My mom and dad are divorced, dad is remarried already and mom has a boyfriend. If you wrote down my life in a book, it would be the cheesiest shit to ever hit store shelves in human history. But I try to make a life for myself through the internet, and it helps a little. So I look forward to getting to know all of you!


Now on to the breakdown on what I will and won't write

Will

Shounen-ai (I think thats how you spell it) - I enjoy the fluffy flirty boyxboy stuff so I'm a go for that

Won't

M-preg stories - Come on guys where did you come up with that? It just doesn't happen! I'm sorry but it doesn't! so thats a no for me (but to make myself sound like a TOTAL hypocrite I LOVE reading them, so if you have any recommendations those are greatly appreciated)

Will

Slash or smut or whatever - I may not be very good at them though 'cos I haven't written one before but I'll try my best!

Won't

Yuri aka girlxgirl - Can I rant for a little bit? I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!!!!! Okay, I am perfectly fine with lesbian girls but I am NOT okay with reading or writing yuri stories!!! To all you yuri fans out there I deeply apologize but its just not something I'm gonna do, 'kay?

Things I'm currently working on

The Eagle's Crippled Wings: This story is going to take me a lot of time to complete or update just due to the sheer severity of writer's block it gives me. So there will be a lot of long waits between updates, or just something I slapped together that sounded at least fairly decent. If you're currently reading this particular story, I'm sorry for the slow updates and shitty writing *bows*

Night Lord (Assassin's Creed) - I noticed that there aren't any vampire assassin stories out there, and if there are, I cant find them. So I'm gonna take a crack at one. I might not continue this one. I'm not sure yet.

You're Real (Assassin's Creed) - This story came about partially because I noticed there aren't many Suicidal!Desmond stories out there, and partially because this website needs more Desmond/Altair.

Things that will become reality

Bonds that Reject the Ancient War (Assassin's Creed) - Holy crap, I write a lot of AC . . . Anyway, this idea was inspired by Assassin's Creed Rogue (which I DESPISE because of the storyline alone), but in reverse.

Things that are giving me writers block

The Eagle's Crippled Wings

You're Real

Night Lord

I WILL update these stories! I swear!

Do I take requests?

Depending on if I'm interested, then yes. If I don't know what it is, I'll let you know


Now that thats over and done with, I'll tell you my favorite ships! (not the sailing kind)

Robin/Kid Flash (Young Justice) - All the hints are there, the bromance, the cute concern for each other, AND Wally knows Rob's backstory. NOBODY knows that! (except for Batman but he doesn't count)

Ben/Albedo (Ben 10 Alien Force; Ultimate Alien)- This pair has close to no attention but I just think it's the most awesome thing since sliced bread, and sliced bread is pretty fucking awesome

Natsu/Gray (Fairy Tail) - I can't help but love this pair! I know it doesn't get as much love as it should so I will love it enough for EVERYBODY!!!

Tamaki/Kyouya (OHSHC) - And yes I typed that right! I want the Shadow King to be overwhelmed and flustered by the prince of light! I want to see my Kyouya as a cute and flustered little uke!

Hikaru/Kaoru (OHSHC) - This is pretty self-explanatory, but I'll explain anyway. TWINCEST!! That is all

L/Light (Death Note) - Yup

Shizaya (Durarara) - Not Izuo because something needs to be done to wipe that smirk off Izaya's face! It gives him such an unfair advantage! *Whispers* And because we all know it's basically canon anyway

Shiki/Akira (Togainu no Chi) - This pairing . . . I can barely put this into words . . . but I guess I like Akira as Shiki's 'dog' and Shiki as his 'master' trying to tame him. That and, in the video game, you can take that route, so its kinda canon, so . . . yeah

Tatsumi/Akame (Akame ga Kill) - This is a fairly new show, but I already ship this so much! It used to be a Tatsumi/Sayo pairing, but, um . . . *cough* spoilers *cough* And also, I know you're all shocked. *Gasp!* A straight pairing on this list?! No way!! Well, don't get used to it!

Levi/Eren (Shingeki no Kyojin) - Because there aren't enough people shipping this already! I'm just kidding, this pairing is absolutely adorable.

Altair/Desmond (Assassin's Creed) - Do NOT ask me why, I just do, okay?

Ezio/Desmond (Assassin's Creed) - See above for reason

Fang/Max (Maximum Ride) - Two strong, independent fighters and leaders that always have each others backs through thick and thin . . . *dreamy sigh*

Pit/Dark Pit (Kid Icarus: Uprising; SSBB Wii U) - Sweet cheese. This pairing is still new to me, but I already love it so much I think I might die! Augh! The . . . shipping . . . aches . . . but in a GREAT way!

Rick/Daryl (Walking Dead) - This is an awesome pairing that I began to support around halfway through season one. I'll be honest, I started out thinking I would hate Daryl. Was I ever wrong! And this pairing . . . it gives me happy chills.

Markiplier/Jacksepticeye (Youtube Personalities) - . . . I'm so sorry *bows*

Shelock Holmes/John Watson (Sherlock) - Otherwise known as Johnlock on the great labyrinth that is the internet, this pairing is the most adorable, genuine, and believable ships I have seen in a long time, which makes it my absolute favorite!

I can't think of any other ones right now so I'll get back to this later


Anyway, thanks go to all of you who are reading what I wrote and supporting me! I'll keep doing my very best!

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Binary Duality by nikaris reviews
All Desmond wants is to be free and all Altair desires is that missing piece of himself. The ties that bind are not so easily broken and finding peace is not without some sacrifice. Yet, somehow... they make it work. Slash. Somewhat follows the games.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,546 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Playing with Shadows by Lycoris1305 reviews
Desmond has been struggling with the Bleeding Effect for awhile. He tries his best to hide it from Lucy and the rest of the group but when things go wrong, it's impossible for Desmond to hide it any longer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Altaïr, Desmond M.] - Complete
Malfunctions by SilentHillKitty reviews
When a routine session within the Animus 2.0 malfunctions, Desmond finds himself trapped within the program until it gets fixed. However, he's not alone during the sessions. And each glitch only gets more and more bizarre. Yaoi Alt/Des/Ezio. Alt/Des/Mal. Alt/Des/Mal/Ezio. Little bit of Shaun on the side ;)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Malik, Ezio A. - Complete
Helpless by crematosis reviews
When Tony is suffering from a voodoo attack, Steve wishes he could do more than watch.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Let Slip the Hounds by armouredescort reviews
When Altaïr faces Talal he expects guards, not giant hell dogs. After defeating the slaver, Altaïr stumbles back to the bureau: injured, exhausted, dehydrated. As he heals, however, something inside him changes, and with that, Malik finds himself dealing with far more than he ever wanted. Werewolf AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Altaïr, Malik
A Thin Red Thread by hannahroar reviews
"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Confusion by MikroSouvlaki03 reviews
While waiting for Altair to finally drop by to help with homework, Desmond finds a book with a rather odd title standing proudly between so many others in the bookshelf of his own room. How'd THAT get there? Warnings; Smut, Slash/Yaoi, AltxDes! Edited!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
Just His Luck by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Naturally, Desmond materialized in the world of his ancestors' memories. Separate from them. And not only that, they both happened to like guys, too. Because that was not contradictory at all, and made loads of sense. AltairxDesmondxEzio Threesome Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
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The Eagle's Crippled Wings reviews
Several weeks have past since Altair killed Al Mualim and retrieved the Piece of Eden. For the same amount of time, the new Mentor has not rested, not even when his body screamed at him, begged him for sleep. And now, he must face the consequences. Altair/Desmond
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 11/17/2014
You're Real reviews
The Bleeding Effect has plagued Desmond with fits of 'madness'. After one blackout in which his friends are nearly killed, he decides it be best if he were to stop being a burden. but something - or someone - stays his hand.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 12/10/2014
Distractions and Recordings reviews
A sort of Mark/Reader fic in which Mark is being his usual self and you decide you'd like to see him all worked up. rated for content.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Markiplier - Complete
Enough to Love You reviews
It was just another chase around the streets of Ikebukuro, just another underhanded trick from Izaya. But . . . he never meant for this to happen. Not ever.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Complete
The Jacket reviews
Why did that jacket mean so much to him? why is it precious to him? really really OOC Izaya. more warnings inside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Izaya O.
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