Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, creatures of all ages, please give a warm welcome to...one of my five faces! Hi, Blargon7's my name, and...well...I don't really have a game! I, if you didn't notice already, am a five faced Epic Face (You might not see them, but they're there). I am the King Of Nerdiness (DON'T DENY IT MOM!), and I love it! Literally, my daily schedule is 1: Wake up. 2: Play video games. 3: Eat breakfast. 4: Play more video games. 5: Go back to bed. Also, BBC FTW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Also, I have a strange obsession with goats.

#MorganFreemanHatesDucks

I'm a dude, by the way. Cuz if anyone calls me a girl...eh, what the heck. I'm used to it. :P

Your Guy Side!

You love hoodies. YUS!
You love jeans. No, SHORTS FTW!
Dogs are better than cats. Yeah, but cats are great too!
It's hilarious when people get hurt. Most of the time.
You've played with/against boys on a team. Yes? Why wouldn't I?
Shopping is torture. Unless for video games.
Sad movies suck. WHY WERE THEY CREATED!?
You own/ed an XBox. I'm so sad...
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. Yeah. :P
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. Probably.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. I have like 5 million DSs.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Ehhhhhhhhh.
You watch sports on TV. Just footall and soccer.
Gory movies are cool. Kinda, maybe?
You go to your dad for advice. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
You own like a trillion baseball caps. Yep!
You like going to high school football games. Nope. Never have and never will.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. Does Yugioh and Pokemon count?
Baggy pants are cool to wear. YUSH!
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Not Really.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. Is this a serious question?
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. I like going crazy but I do care what other people think. 8)
Sports are fun. Most of dem.
Talk with food in your mouth. Maybe...YOU DONT KNOW ME!
Sleep with your socks on at night. OVA MEH DED BODY!

TOTAL: 15/25

Your Girl Side!

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Nope.
You love to shop. Never will.
You wear eyeliner. Whats eyeliner?
You wear the color pink. *Shudder
Go to your mom for advice. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
You consider cheerleading a sport. Yeah but I will never do it.
You hate wearing the color black. Girls are weird. BLACK IS AWESOME!
You like hanging out at the mall. Nope.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. Whazzat?
You like wearing jewelry. What's jewelry again?
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. I. HATE. SKIRTS. OK?
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. OH! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You hate like the movie Star Wars. Nope.
You were in gymnastics/dance. I'm like 100 lb. NO!
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. 30 minutes, yo!
You smile a lot more than you should. Yeah...
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. I got like 5...
You care about what you look like. Sometimes.
You like wearing dresses when you can. NO. NO. JUST NO.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. THIS IS MADNESS!
You love the movies. Boy movies, yah.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. I dont know how to respond to this...
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. To pull a prank, heck yeah!
Like being the star of everything. Nah. That's my sister's job.

Total Score: 5/25

Should I be scared?

STUFF ABOUT ME

Favorite Color: Orange

Favorite Food: SUSHI!

Favorite Movie: EVERY MOVIE EVER

Favorite Band(s): Psy, Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, and TRYHARDNINJA! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Favorite Songs: Discord-Living Tombstone, Fallen Kingdom-Try HardNinja, Take Back The Night- Try Hard Ninja, Gangnam Style-Psy, and a crap ton of video game songs, including: BB Boss Battle- Fossil Fighters, Dynal Battle Theme-Fossil Fighters, and Dark Bowser Battle: Bowsers Inside Story!

Favorite Game: Tie between Fossil Fighters and MINECRAFT! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D MORE SMILEYS!

Favorite Book: You can't make me pick just ONE...

Favorite TV Show: Primeval, Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, The Big Bang Theory, anything nerdy, about nerds, or including nerds. :P :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D EVEN MORE SMILEYS!

Five Reasons Why A Goat Would Be A Good Pet In A Zombie Apocalypse, a.k.a F.R.W.A.G.W.B.A.G.P.I.A.Z.A

1: They could eat the trash, since you couldn't put it outside.

2: They would be easy to feed (as long as you had an indoor garden).

3: You can milk them for drinking.

4: You can turn the milk into cheese for food.

5: You could eat it, even though that's disgusting!

Now, I have to tell you all meh favorite VIDEO GAMES! 8D

First of is Fossil Fighters!

Favorite Playable Character- Myself, obviously :P

Favorite Non-Playable Character- Todd (Like me, would probably lose first match of the Caliosteo Cup)

Favorite Line- Zongazonga: But this body is old...and smelly. (I find it funny coming from a sosiopathic, evil wizard)

Favorite Vivosaur- GUAN! WOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!

Next is Pojeemon!

Favorite Playable Character- Do we need to go over this again?

Favorite Non-Playable Character- GARY OAK, IS A BLOKE! HE LIVES, IN THE WORLD! GARY OAK, IS A BLOKE! HE HAS A LOT OF GIRLS! (I made that up myself two seconds ago!)

Favorite Gym- Mahogany Town Gym (It makes me wanna cry every time i try! Hey, that rhymed!)

Favorite Pokemon- GOGOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a.k.a bossness at it's greatest)

Minecraft!

Favorite Playable Character- LET'S GO JEROME! AND MUNCHING BROTAT!

Favorite Non-Playable Character- Ender Dragon

Favorite Server: Mineplex

Das all I got...

Well, guess I gotta copy n paste!

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here is how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. IM NOT, SO SUCK IT!

Opening Credits: Pompeii, by Bastille. Good choice, self!

Waking Up: Hesher, by Wallpaper. This song would fit me waking up PERFECTLY.

First Day at School: Gentleman, by PSY. Why not?

Making Your New Best Friend: The Fox, by Ylvis. My only choice. XD

Falling In Love:Paradise, by Coldplay. THIS SONG! IT'S TOO GOOD!

Breaking Up: Take Me Out, by Franz Ferdinand. LOL!

Prom: Safe and Sound, by Capital Cities. Yeah, boy!

Graduation: What a Wonderful World, by Louis Armstrong. This song is so good...

Life's Okay: Clocks, by Coldplay. Not a great choice, but I love this song!

Death Of A Close Friend: Viva la Vida, by Coldplay. BEST. SONG. EVER. PERIOD.

Mental Breakdown: Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day. Amazingness at it's most swag.

Driving: Light em Up, by Fall Out Boy. This is how I feel when in a car. XD

Wedding Scene: A Sky Full Of Stars, by Coldplay. It works!

Car Accident: Bleeding Out, by Imagine Dragons. How amazing am I? Don't answer that.

Final Battle: Warriors, by Imagine Dragons. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Death Scene: Panoramic, by Atticus Ross. Especially if in slow motion!

Funeral Song: The Hanging Tree, from Mockingjay. Hunger Games Homie!

End Credits: Airwaves, by Noisestorm. Great ending to a great story!