PLEASE NOTE: My fanficiton account will most likely not be super active since this site messes with my formatting a lot and it's harder to fix everything up. HOWEVER, you can read these stories and all of my new ones on my Ao3 account under /users/EmpressTurtle/works). Thank you! :3 *

I'm a heaps rad Lady from the mystical lands of South Australia with floofy hair and a bad habit for procrastinating that I'm trying to quit cold turkey.

I like to write filthy, filthy porn and the odd properly-planned fic that always ends up with me lying on the dining room floor, covering my face, wondering what happened in my personal back story to lead me to the point where the very concept of a relationship between two fictitious boys could reduce me to happy squealing and whining desperately in the foetal position. I blame daddy-issues.

I have a tumblr too! You should come pay me a visit. I love getting requests too (anon or otherwise) so please feel free to message me whenever, wherever (we're meant to be together). Stalk me here at .