"ｓｏ， ｉ'ｍ ａ ｍａｇｉｃａｌ ｒａｉｎｂｏｗ ｕｎｉｃｏｒｎ ｔｈａｔ'ｓ ｏｎ ｆｉｒｅ． ｙｅｐ． ｔｏｏｏｏｔａｌｌｙ ｎｏｒｍａｌ！"

нι ɢυyѕ! αѕ yoυ cαɴ ѕee, ι'м rαιɴвowғlαмeѕ8 - мy reαl ɴαмe ιѕ weιrd αɴd нorrιвle ѕo yeαнн - αɴd ι love wrιтιɴɢ. ι мαy ɴoт ѕeeм lιĸe тнe вeѕт wrιтe вυт ι'м тryιɴɢ. ι lιĸe α wнole вυɴcн oғ yoυтυвerѕ, wαy тoo мαɴy тo ɴαмe, мυѕιc - αll ɢeɴreѕ, αɴιмe, vιdeo ɢαмeѕ cαυѕe ι'м нαrdcore, αɴd peɴɢυιɴѕ. ι'м α lιттle ѕoғтy roмαɴтιc тype perѕoɴ ѕo ι love wrιтιɴɢ roмαɴce. well, мoѕт oғ тнe тιмe. CUDDELZ!

AƖѕσ ǀ gσт му ρяσfιƖє ιηѕριяαтιση fяσм ƐνιƖƇнєєѕєcαкє437, σηє σf му єαяƖιєѕт яєαɗєяѕ! Ƭнαηк уσυ Ɩσνє!

Ｓｔｏｒｉｅｓ Ａｔ Ｔｈｅ Ｍｏｍｅｎｔ：

Behind The Mask
Category: Comics; Spider-Man
Romance/Adventure
Spider-Man/Peter P., OC
Summary: "2012 The Amazing Spider-Man Movie" Hallie Memphis just now noticed the mysterious but sweet Peter Parker. And now that's she noticed him, she can't stop looking. Peter already has the biggest crush on her, but will she accept it? Peter Parker/OC (rating may change)
Rated T
Chapters: 35/35
Status: Finished. Sequel is now up
Hallie 1 Hallie 2
Luke 1 Luke 2
Pallie 1 Pallie 2

Focal Point
Category: Comics; Spider-Man
Drama/Romance
Spider-Man/Peter P., OC, Harry O., Gwen S.
Summary: Valerie Parker and Riley Osborn are two best friends who are in love with each other but don't know how to confess. When his father, Harry, comes back and starts to fill his son's head with lies, he starts to become his puppet causing crime across New York. Will Valerie be able to stop him or will Harry get inside his mind even more? [Behind the Mask Sequel] OC/OC & Peter/OC
Rated T
Chapters: 9/??
Status: I have published it! Go check it out
Valerie Parker 1 Valerie Parker 2
Riley Osborn/Chase 1 Riley Osborn/Chase 2

If Eyes Could Speak
Category: Movies; Transformers
Romance/Adventure
Bumblebee/OC
Summary: I really knew how to pick 'em right? I could've chosen to fall in love with the bad boy of my high school but nope. Or maybe the nerdy quiet guy in the back of the room. But nope! Like a fairy tale, I fell in love with the boy from my dreams (literally) ... who also happened to be my car. Bumblebee/OC
Rated T
Chapters: 13/???
Status: Is now posted!
Bennie 1 Bennie 2
Beethany 1 Beethany 2

Ｆｏｒ Ｙｏｕ Ｗｒｉｔｅｒｓ Ｗｈｏ Ａｒｅ Ａｆｒａｉｄ ｔｏ Ｐｕｂｌｉｓｈ Ｙｏｕｒ Ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ Ｗｏｒｋ：

Okay, hey, you? You scared to post your story because your afraid of the people who say stuff like, "ew. dis story is such crap liek omg. u shud go die in a hole or sometin." yeah... no thank you. Don't be afraid to publish it - even if your story is in one of those fandoms that doesn't have a lot of fans but you're a die hard anyways. Publish that bad boy! This is coming from a person who hated writing every time it was mentioned. But now, I've been placed into advanced classes - yes, the wonderful place called FanFiction.net helped me with school, it happened! - and I LOVE writing to death. So publish it. Do it. Be brave. Strengthen your fandom. Talk to your readers, connect with them, just chat with a cup of coffee! And if you ever need help with writing, I would be more than glad to help!

These have been wise words from RainbowFlames8...

xxXxx

Ｆｏｒ Ｗｒｉｔｅｒｓ Ｗｈｏ Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ Ｋｎｏｗ ｈｏｗ ｔｏ Ｓｔａｒｔ ａ Ｃｈａｐｔｅｒ：

F I R S T: You gotta set the mood when you write. Listen to music, have some inspirational movie play in the background - mine is ALWAYS Harry Potter. Here are a few soundtracks that help get your brain going:
Beautiful Creatures Score

Twilight Score

New Moon Score

Eclipse Score

Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 Score

Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 Score

The Fault in Our Stars Score

Divergent Score

Nightcore [one out of MANY playlists]

1st Gif: Alex noticed her boyfriend's discomfort as they made their way towards her parents house. Smiling, she reached down, twining their fingers together, feeling him almost relax instantly. Liam looked over at the blond, kissing her nose, instantly getting confidence from the sudden gesture, as the couple continued their way to Alex's home.

2nd Gif: He was crying, and she had no idea what to do. The tears continued to stream down Liam's face as he kept his head hung low; he couldn't look at her. She would think he was a wimp. After another sob escaped the boy's lips, Alex rushed forward, leaning up, cupping his face, and pressing her lips to his.

3rd Gif: Liam's breath caught in his throat as he saw Alex walk off the train, her bag over her shoulder. She met his eyes and the whole world seemed to stop. She dropped her bag and found herself running forward at full speed towards the love of her life. As soon as she jumped into his arms, Liam twirled her around, keeping her close to him as possible.

Hope these little tips helped. And if not then this was a total waste of time...

xxXxx

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

xxXxx

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. During your lunch break, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, put "For smuggling diamonds."

7. End all your sentences in "In accordance with the prophecy."

8 Stop using punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Whenever you go out to eat, order diet water with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems "don't rhyme."

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell friends you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood."

16. Have co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

17. When money comes out the of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Keep count of how many people follow you.

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. Wherever you go, always remember: turn signals are a sign of weakness.

xxXxx

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be antisocial.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I am a MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist and recite the QUARAN all the time.

нope yoυ're нαvιɴɢ α ɢood dαy! love yoυ, вye!!!