LaxusPlayerhide bio
 Author has written 34 stories for Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gurren Lagann, Misc. Books, Magic: The Gathering, Doom, Homestuck, and Animal Crossing. I started this account about 6 years ago in some sort of drink fuelled coma and I'm back again for more as a mostly responsible adult. Somewhat responsible adult. ...I come back to this as an adult... | |||||||
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Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Matchmeddling by Advocaat reviews
Nothing resolves sexual tension quite like getting locked in a freezer together. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
How Your Heart Beats by zukoshotpants reviews
Zuko has developed an annoying and inconvenient crush on Katara, which is so incredibly unfair. Convinced she is out to torture him, Zuko is in for a barrage of emotions as people continue to get involved, even though he specifically asked them not to. Rated M because I'm a baby, for a bit of explicit language/content, and the deep complicated abyss that is Zuko's brain. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,452 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Riddle me This! by Hiphaxus reviews
Laxus, Gildarts, Erza and Mirajane are invited to bathe in an S-class hot tub for their bravery and determination on Tenroujima. As Mirajane starts a game of riddles, the rest take it a little too far...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Laxus D., Gildarts C. - Complete
Tell Me A Story by Applegirl3223 reviews
Wendy can't sleep so Laxus tells her a story. Of course you know it doesn't go that easily... One shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Laxus D., Wendy M. - Complete
How To Find A Girlfriend In Seven Days? by KAOSUSCHI reviews
[COMPLETE] Kaiba is not treated the way you think he is BUT he is looking for a girlfriend! Serenity Wheeler, bless her, is going to help him finding a woman... CHOAS starts with the CEO's lack of flirting skills!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
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Crossing Over reviews
After a surprise demon encounter, Doomguy finding himself in a strange, unexpectedly friendly world. Can he adapt to the considerably less gory change of pace? Will he ever find his way back to the carnage of Earth? Tune in to find out...
Crossover - Doom & Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/13
Espada Escapades reviews
A series of short stories about life with the Espadas. Expect shenanigans the likes you've never seen before starring a cast of Orihime, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Gin, Szayel, Nnoitora, Halibel, Starkk and all the others. Gradual Ulquihime but not in every story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Freed's best day ever reviews
You only turn 21 once, and Freed is no exception to that rule. So what would be the best birthday present a young rune mage could get? Why spending the whole day with his favourite person in the world; Laxus Dreyar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
Nicol Bolas vs Interplanar Revenue and Customs reviews
The Big Bad of the MTG universe has faced and overcome many adversaries in his time, but nothing compares to the terrifying might of an army of office workers armed with clipboards and nothing better to do. Can The God Pharaoh of Amonkhet complete the necessary paperwork to rule existence, or will he be trapped in an endless cycle of reviews and court hearings?
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 1/21/2019
Through our eyes
A collection of short horror stories based on day to day lives in the style of H.P Lovecraft, James Herbert and Junji Ito.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Published: 8/4/2018
Sword Brothers: Bro on Bro Action reviews
When Kamina goes to heaven, he runs into someone that will change his afterlife forever. A certain someone with the same shades, an awesome sword and some kickass moves. That person is Bro Strider, and this is their story.
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Kamina, Bro
Girls Night Out reviews
Tired of being labelled as the timid barmaid, Mira finally gets roped along into a girls night out. And when a certain dragon slayer happens to run into a very drunk model, only amazing things could possibly happen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
Sparks reviews
The one day that Mira finally works up the courage to ask Laxus out is the one day his past catches up with him. Will lightening strike, or will the sparks go out forever? Get ready for some ups, some downs and maybe even a few laughs on the way.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
Cupid is a Cnt reviews
Another take on Nico's meeting with Cupid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Nico A., Jason G., Cupid/Eros - Complete
One Hell of a Bad Trip reviews
An alternative view on how the ending of Mark of Athena could have went.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G., G. Hedge - Complete
Mars: Top Lad of the Gods reviews
Just another take on how the conversation with Mars about the Prophesy in "Son of Neptune" could have gone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Hazel L., Mars - Complete
How to Train your Levy reviews
Tired of being the weak one, Levy decides to go on an S-Class quest to prove to Gajeel and everyone just how strong she is. But when help comes from an unlikely place, will everything work out? And will she even survive to the end?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Laxus D. - Complete
Things I'll never say reviews
Mira has finally achieved her goal of shipping every one of her pairings. But who will be the one to ship the shipper? And who is the right person to pair them with?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
For the love of Christmas reviews
After losing a bet, Laxus has to become Santa Claus for the entire guild. Will he make it to the end without killing someone? Will his cover be blown? And what exactly does Mira want for Christmas? Read to find out :P
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
Fairy Tail of Magnolia reviews
Jellal is feeling a bit down on Christmas Eve, so a drunken Laxus and Gildarts take it upon themselves to show him the true meaning of Christmas Cheer by getting him the girl.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain, Laxus D., Gildarts C. - Complete
The Trials of Manliness reviews
When Elfman decides to finally tell Laxus about him and Evergreen, he is forced to endure several trials to prove his worth. But when Gildarts also joins the fray beside Laxus, it becomes more a test of can he survive rather than can he pass. Will he win Evergreen, or will he win a one way ticket to meet Hades?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Elfman S., Laxus D., Gildarts C., Evergreen - Complete
Romantic' Weekends Away reviews
Laxus and Cana head off for a weekend away. But with stowaways, other couples and the duke of dickery, can Cana make this trip romantic or will it just turn into another one of her boyfriends pranks?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Cana A., Laxus D. - Complete
Serious Shopping reviews
When Gray and Juvia get a new house, the rest of the gang decide to go shopping to get them house warming gifts. Why is Lucy afraid of last night? Why is Gildarts smiling evilly? Why is Makarov dressed as a cat! Read and find out...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Laxus D., Gildarts C. - Complete
The Tunnel of Love reviews
With a new fair in town and Wendy wanting to go to it, Laxus drags everyone along to join his suffering. But when Wendy decides she wants to go as a "family", things get very interesting for Mira...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
Wet 'n Wild reviews
After a rather embarrassing photo of Gray is circulated around, the group decide to relax and enjoy a day at the new water park that has opened up in Magnolia. And by relax I mean Fairy Tail style relaxing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Melting Metal reviews
Gajeel and Levy get roped into going on a date with the rest of Team Natsu. Will they get together? Why is Gajeel so nervous? Why is Laxus the waiter? All this and more when you read this fic...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Playing it as cool as Ice reviews
After Team Natsu find out Gray is feeling a bit lonely, they persuade him to take Juvia on a night out with the guild. But drinks Gruvia may not be the best combination for the two to get together...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
Team Building with the Thunder God Tribe reviews
Laxus and the gang head off on 'extreme team building exercises' in a luxury hotel, but you can never really escape Fairy Tail. Expect homicidal women, deadly hangovers and hopeless heros.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Laxus D., Bickslow, Evergreen, Freed J. - Complete
Self Restraint for Dragon Slayers reviews
After Natsu and Gajeel mess up yet again on a quest, Laxus is sent to babysit them. However, can he restrain himself? Expect a couple of bro moments between the three of them and a whole lot of stupidity from Natsu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Gajeel R., Natsu D., Laxus D. - Complete
Lightening Strikes Twice reviews
Laxus ends up getting a ball thrown for him and Jellal, but who will be his date? Will Mira make a move on the Lightening Mage, or will she end up regretting not doing anything? Set after the events of "What Friends are For", but you don't need to read that to enjoy this.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Cana A., Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
What friends are for reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Laxus is taken on a quest to get some payback from a familiar enemy. The only problem is Jellal keeps whining about his actions. Will a friendship form between the two of them, or will they end up killing each other? Read and find out.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Jose P., Laxus D. - Complete
Life Lessons with Laxus reviews
Macao bribes Laxus into giving Romeo and Wendy 'the talk'. It seemed like the smart thing for Macao to do to avoid mentally scarring his son personally, but when Erza gets roped in things don't go exactly how he planned...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Macao C., Romeo C., Laxus D., Wendy M.
Fun Day out at the Fair reviews
Laxus is forced unwillingly to taking Wendy to the local fair. Discovering it to be his own personal hell, how long can Laxus hold out until he snaps and kills someone?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Laxus D., Wendy M. - Complete
Miraxulous Dating Dilemmas reviews
Don't let the title put you off. Laxus gets forced into going on a date night with Mirajane. Expect laughs, alcohol, dickery (from Laxus) and possibly even a bit of romance. Can Mirajane finally make a move on the guy she's liked for years? Can Laxus make it through the night without killing someone? Read and find out.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Mirajane S., Laxus D.
Life Lessons with Gramps reviews
Alternative universe to the bet made in Everyone Loves Laxus. Makarov has to teach Natsu about the birds and the bees, which is going to go about as well as you'd expect. Some ships but nothing serious. Just enjoy reading this.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Makarov D., Mirajane S., Natsu D., Laxus D. - Complete
Everybody Loves Laxus reviews
When Laxus loses a bet, he has to confront the strongest mage in the guild about his activities with his daughter. It could only ever end badly. Physical Laxana and some implied Miraxus, but this isn't really a romance fic. Have fun reading this.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Cana A., Mirajane S., Laxus D., Gildarts C. - Complete
The Business Merger reviews
This is the last of the "business" trilogy. Here's the story from Mikasa and Hanji's perspective, with Armin, Jean, and others thrown in for fun. Watch out for all the ships sailing here. Enjoy :)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Business Talk reviews
This is a longer version of the talk between Levi and Eren in "The Business Meeting". Be prepared for Levi getting increasingly drunk and some spoilers. Keep in mind I wasn't exactly sober myself whilst writing this...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
The Business Meeting reviews
When Levi is forced to write a report on his least favourite squad member (namely Eren), everything goes wrong. In this battle of Levi vs life, who will win? One of three fics from this series.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Levi A. - Complete
