AU - In which one Bilbo Baggins finds himself married to Thorin, King Under the Mountain and everyone expects him to be happy about it. "The one who falls in love first is the one who loses."

While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.

When darkness threatens to rise, Thranduil agrees to an alliance with Thorin. But Thorin won't just take his word for it and Thranduil is desperate enough to agree to the conditions of an investment. Political marriage, Same-sex marriage, Thorin/Thranduil (Rating upped to 'M')

This is a Non Canonical piece inspired by Peter Jackson's 2012 film and Richard Armitage's interpretation of a certain disenfranchised Warrior Prince from the Lonely Mountain in Erebor...

After being rescued by Bilbo, Thorin begins to realize that his feelings for the halfling are more than simple gratitude. But past ills cannot be so easily undone, and the growing need inside him proves difficult to understand or control. And although he might be king in name, a man without land or wealth has little to offer anyone. (Thorin/Bilbo)

Azog survived the BOFA, but might not last much longer with all the orcs of Middle-Earth hunting him. When he comes to Rivendell, he expects the elves to kill him - but to everyone's surprise, Lord Elrond spares his life. The decision will change both of their lives, elf and orc, forever. Azog/Elrond

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

Thranduil is willing to make a deal to let the company go...but in order for him to consider it, Kili has to spend a week in his harem. (Kili/Thranduil, Kili/OCs, Thranduil/OCs, Durincest)

Three times he saw her before he took her; twice she helped him, and once he saved her. How much of herself will she have to lose to survive? How much of her will he destroy? And what happens when he discovers he cares for her, how much would he be willing to give to keep her safe? And why exactly did Azog want to destroy the line Durin? Azog/OC

Enslaved in his childhood and continually abused, Legolas leads a hard life in Mirkwood. One horrible day changes everything, and the Elf's very fëa is at stake. Finally Legolas ends up given to the Lord of Imladris. What will his new Master do?