Personal information:

Nice try. I only tell my friends about that sort of stuff.

Name: Super Awesome Ninja from Narnia.

Age: Dumbledore's Grandma/Grandpa

D.O.B: 13/13/0000

Gender: I AM ALL THINGS MALE AND FEMALE AND GENDER-LESS.

Marital Status: Married to the entire continent of Anime-Land. And I've gone Gar for Garcher. #shot.

Location: In your fridge, looting all your fizzy drinks.

Current Mood: Just come back from a family crisis.

Story Corner

Crystallux:

Summary:

'How did he get himself into these kinds of situations' - Carbuncle, a young agent trained in espionage and subterfuge, is forced by the Magic Council into infiltrating the deadly Dark Guild Oracion Seis. Formerly independent, he has to work together with an eclectic group to survive.

Progress:

Approx 37% done, 55,186 words in.

Chapter 13: 500 words. It's a funeral O.O

Thoughts:

A rather strange idea, if I do say so myself. I was in the mood for a good SYOC story with an interesting plot, and an under-abundance of overpowered characters, so I made one myself. And I fell in love with it. However, exams got in the way, and I'm just now starting to get back into the swing of things, so it might be a while before something happens. But hey, I have eight weeks, so something might come up.

Halcyonic:

Summary:

Transfer student Alex could only stare at the bubbly monstrosity in front of him with dread. Nana Sawada was certainly a formidable woman, and was the woman whom he shall be spending a considerable amount of time with. Shrugging it off, he supposed that there couldn't be many more like her out there. He hadn't planned on meeting someone like Ryohei, but he doesn't regret it. Yaoi

Progress:

If I had to guess, maybe 1/3 of the way altogether? Almost 40,000 words in, 100,000 words written out.

Chapter 10: Same with CDN - Coursework and very important pieces of work are piling up rapidly (3000 a DAY pretty much) and I need to work really hard. Gonna try for next week some time.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Everybody. This is totes important. The chapters will be slow going because, well, the education system is a pain and these next few months are incredibly important. I cannot risk messing things up, so updates will be sporadic as I work my way through the year. Thanks for being so understanding.

Thoughts:

A while back, I had this story out. But, after an incident with one of my former friends, they hacked into my account and deleted the story, along with all my other stories and my PMs. I didn't write anything for it again, seeing as all files related to it were gone, but my brother found a few files on my Aunt's computer, which were all the chapters I had written so far, so now I am in the process of rewriting. Hopefully people will like the story, and I'll keep working on it until my attention passes.

Colore della Nebbia:

Summary:

Dying is a lot like going to sleep, except you don't ever wake up again. When I died, I expected to just move on. I didn't expect to be tasked with a mission, be chucked into the body of Chrome, even though I'm quite clearly a guy, and enter a rather passive aggressive relationship with a demonic baby. Puberty is gonna suck. *AU* *Reincarnation Fic*.

Progress:

(Overall) Nowhere near completion, but I had to get it out. It's my new baby :D

Chapter 9: 0 Words. I have 8000 words to write for Homework and it all has to be immaculate because COURSEWORK! Gonna try and get something going for it over the weekend, but it'll be tricky. Unless inspiration strikes xD. Which it might do. I'll try for Monday.

ALSO SPECIAL POLL OUT NOW! CHECK IT OUT AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Everybody. This is totes important. The chapters will be slow going because, well, the education system is a pain and these next few months are incredibly important. I cannot risk messing things up, so updates will be sporadic as I work my way through the year. Thanks for being so understanding, and I'll be writing whenever I am free

Thoughts:

I needed to get out a reincarnation fic. And I needed to both explore first person and dialogue. So what better option that to make a first person fic. In Beta, I was gonna have David be an entirely separate character, a relative, but then I was like nope.jpeg and the world demanded angst. Anyway, I love it, but I doubt there will be many pairings - but there might be. Even I'm lost on that one xD

Also any tips would definitely be accepted, as this is my first venture into first person ever.

Crossovers:

How to Tame a Horseman:

Summary:In uniting the Hallows, Harry became more than just the Master of Death - he became Master of the Four Horsemen. In which Harry becomes best friends with God, lives with the Four Horsemen, and tries his best to retain whatever shred of sanity he has left. *Slash* (Pairing Undecided) *In need of Beta* *AU*

Progress:

Chapter 3: Complete! Go check it out.

Fanfics that I will get round to making eventually:

When it Rains:

Summary:

The day he was born, it rained. The day he died, it rained. Yamamoto-centric.

Progress:

It's a little thought bubble that popped in my head when I was typing up chapter 3 of CDN, and wouldn't go away sadly. Should probably have something for it out by chapter 10 of CDN, unless it disappears. Also, will probs be a one-shot.

The Fool:

Summary:

Given the choice between his life and those of his Guardians, Tsuna sacrifices himself. However, the Trinisette isn't ready to lose its heart, and suddenly Tsuna wakes up in a world where nothing is turning out like it's supposed to.

Progress:

This will be a thing eventually, I just need to figure out a plot. Wont be as long as my OC fics however, and will probs end at around 50,000 words. Super-mega-Beta stage.

Aria:

Summary:

In a world where songs have power, Tsuna dreams of the day that he can sing of the sky. 27/ALL, Slash.

Progress:

Mega-Beta-Stage. Like, totally.

Fracture:

Summary:

In another world, a lonely anomaly joined the fray. A character exploration set from a different path. Intoner-centric.

Progress:

Soon.

Corporeal:

Summary:

Nanako Dojima, alone and tired and oh so lonely, wakes up and finds herself to not be alone. Harry Potter, alone and tired and oh so lonely, wakes up and finds himself only able to be seen by a young girl. Something went horribly wrong after the final battle, and now Harry has to deal with the consequences - along with provide company for a young girl who has lost her mother. HP/P4G, MOD! Harry Potter, potential Harry/Dojima

Progress:

Soonish?

Edelweiss:

Makoto wasn't the only transfer student that made it to Iwatodai. Another found his way there too.

Progress:

Could be a thing, iffy on the idea behind it.

Galgaliel:

Summary:

The last thing Joanna Harvelle remembered was sacrificing herself. So how was it that she was suddenly alive again, and in the past?

Progress:

Believe it or not, I have some stuff of this done. Might toss it out as a challenge too, so if you are interested hit me up :D.

Pairing Information:

I ship anything. Well, mostly anything. There has to be some chemistry, unless I'm in a Crack-y mood. Thus, you will not see me ship NaruHina, most things involving stalkers, and there will not be anything involving Fangirl/Fanboy and her/his love of choice. Unless they redeem themselves. Then there is a chance.

But Tsuna x All is the ship that I'll ship until the end of time.

There is one pairing that I refuse to accept. And that's Ryohei x Hana. If I see it in any fic it's an instant dismissal, even as a side pairing, and it's on par with my NaruHina/SasuSaku hatred. Even if I really liked a story, if that appears I am going to move off the story and not even leave a review.

Naruto x Harem fics are pretty much cancer to me. Like, It is pretty much the biggest literary turn off in the history of ever (and that's pretty much all Harem fics, with one blinding exception - 27ALL #doublestandards).

Fanfiction Pet Peeves:

Harems: If you hadn't guessed it so far, I really, really do not like harem fics. Granted, I do accept that there can be good stories that have harems - it is just that the majority (and when I say majority, I mean well over 95%) are absolutely terrible, and are only done so that their creepy Possession!Sue can gather a harem of girls for their own fetishistic libido. Doesn't help that, in a lot of cases, the characters' personalities are reduced to stereotypes, and the rampant objectification and absolute destruction of everything good about a character make it so that, in the end, its like reading a story about a horny OC.

Mary-Sue/Gary-Sue/Possession-Sue: Seriously, these are terrible. I absolutely hate reading when an Original Character completely barges into a story with insane powers, and then promptly goes about doing everything the Main Character was supposed to do, but better. It also is annoying that, somehow, someway, they manage to gather a horde of lovers that spans continents, and are only there to say just how amazing the Original Character is. This also extends to God-Mod! Main Character, though there is a difference between OP, and improved.

Beta Rules:

Miscellaneous:

When I reach milestones, in terms of reviews, I'll make a oneshot about something relating to that story. This could be anything :D.

I try and respond to PMs as fast as possible, and I'm open to any PMs you guys want to send me :D

My review policy is essentially that I always review whenever there is an update, so I'll end up following and/or faving at first and then dropping a review when there is another update. Unless I've just found a fic that I really liked, and I feel that it doesn't have near enough the reviews it deserves.

I also promise to review everything that I read - so if I read your fic, it'll get a review. If it's a 'good' one or a 'bad' one then that is all dependent on the story.

One of these days, I'll make a Persona 3 Fanfic. If I get enough nudges I'll probably do it - there can never be enough Persona Fanfictions out there. Same with FSN.

I do a lot of Constructive Criticism, so if I see any issues I'll always be the first to point them out. However, I've been told that I am a bit blunt, so I apologize in advance.

And finally, a lot of my work will be Slash/Yaoi/Shonen-ai. Very, very rarely will I do a Het pairing; unless it's written from a female perspective. Then I'll probs write one.