My biological mother named me Iris. I like stars and girls and wind and reptiles.

I often wish I was a Valkyrie or a Nixie or just something other than a boring old human.

I live in my own little slice of life somewhere on the outskirts of reality.

I probably don't like you.

I'm nineteen years of age.

I have 4 snakes.

I'm as straight as Ellen DeGeneres.

I'm a Gemini.

I work at a pet store. You wish you had my job.

I have a strong stomach.

If I could do anything in the world with my career, without the limitations of money or schooling or anything (besides being a successful author) I would be a coroner. Death fascinates me. The things that cause death thrill me.

I have two German Shepherds because I like a challenge, or in this case, two challenges. Nikita is an all black rescue who specializes in following me everywhere I go and Nix is a red sable puppy who specializes in being a scary-looking, big-barking asshole.

I ship myself with Rachel Skarsten and Alycia Debnam-Carey (often both at the same time), do not question it.

Conventions are my kryptonite, though I've only been to three so far (Denver Comic Con 2014 and Dragon Con 20142015). I've already paid for my Dragon Con 2016 badge and I'm planning more as soon as I can manage it.

I write for my own sanity; your enjoyment is just a bonus :)

My OTP is Valkubus (if I had to choose one).

I will probably only write Lost Girl fics for a while, as it is kind of my obsession. (UPDATE: Omg, guys, I'm writing for something other than Lost Girl- alert the media).

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