I prepare for the noble war. I’m calm; I know the secret. I know what’s coming, and I know no one can stop me, including myself. I kill people I like. Some of them beg for their life. I don’t feel sad. I don’t feel anything. It’s a filthy world we live in. It’s a filthy goddamn helpless world, and honestly, I feel like I am helping to take them away from the shit and the piss and the vomit that run through the street. I am helping to take them somewhere clean and kind. The world is a filthy place; It’s a filthy goddamn horror show. There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much… There is something about all that blood; I drown in it. The Indians believed that blood holds all the bad spirits, and once a month in ceremonies they would cut themselves to let the spirits go free. Now, there is something smart about that, very smart. I like that. You think I’m crazy?

-Tate Langdon, American Horror Story

LINKS:

The Most Dangerous Man

Swing Dancing—Wartime Dancing, Hooked on Swing

Swing Dance Move Pic

Hi, I'm MrsTateLangdon...at least on here(and in my dreams). I absolutely LOVE American Horror Story! I was obsessed with season one but i wasn't impressed with the second. It's just my opinion but i thought it was boring so i didn't watch it. However, Season three is coming out soon and i cannot wait! Especially because the very, very, very SEXY Evan Peters is coming back!!!!!!!!!Yay!!!!!!

I want to meet him and marry him...and have his children.

I honestly hate reading. Seriously-my friend freaks if i touch a book. but i do it anyways. Some of my favorite series/books: Gone Series, The Mortal Instruments, The Running Dream, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, If I Stay, The Infernal Devices(even though i haven't even finished the first book)

Even though i don't like reading, i enjoy writing. Research papers, letters, book reports, stories, you name it. i have been working on a few fanfics but I'm kind of scared to post them. So when i muster some courage, you might see a few stories from me.

Another thing that i like is music. I listen to just about every genre except country. Sorry, i just kinda hate it. Also, I can play many, many instruments, I'm just not that good at all of them. I started in 4th grade playing alto sax and got switched to tenor by my band director in seventh grade. Now i play it in multiple ensembles...boo! haha just kidding. I actually enjoy it somewhat? It's really fun during concert band and marching band because there are two of us who play tenor, the other being my partner in crime and one of my best friends. We joke and mess around more than we should but we're fabulous players-not trying to brag, just being truthful-so it's okay. We will forever blare impossibly wrong notes just to get a laugh:) love ya bud!!!

So i guess you could call me a band nerd or geek or whatever but i actually enjoy making and writing/arranging music. As long as nothing drastically changes, I plan to go to college for Music Education and maybe minor in Elem. ed. I also play the piano by ear. It was something i started suddenly and I've been playing ever since. I didn't take lessons or anything so I don't play 'correctly' but whatever. It comes to me naturally so I just embrace it! Wow, that's cheesy lol. I like to play songs by Yiruma. Anyway, if you're a music lover like me, PM me:)

Recently i found the beautiful Polish film, Sala Samobójców. It's very touching and made me cry for at least a few hours. The main character, Dominik, is played by Jakub Gierszał(Kuba). He is a wonderful actor-and very attractive, might i add. I plan to visit Poland some day because my mother's family is all Polish, and i would really like to meet Jakub. If you haven't seen this film, I definitely recommend seeing it.

Feel free to PM anytime. I'm open for talking :)

Favorite Quotes

Anchorman:

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...people know me.

Hey Aqualung!

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

You stay classy, Planet Earth.

They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let's be co-people.

I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, doorthy mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back again!!!

The Sandlot:

You're killin' me smalls.

Airplane:

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your
flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Ted: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Finding Nemo:

I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.

Up:

SQUIRREL!

Gone(book):

Quinn walks into the house with a dead baby in it.

"Awe man, what died in here?"

The joke fell flat.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones(book):

“Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
"At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”

Clary: Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?
Jace: If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.

Jace:Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?
Clary: It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath
Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.
Jace: I knew we should have left you as a rat.

Clary: Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Jace: One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.
Clary: Meaning you?
Jace: What else?

Jace: Can i help you with something?
Clary: Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you.
Jace: Of course they are, I am stunningly attractive.

Clary: Don't. I'm not really in the mood right now.
Jace: That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me

Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored.
"In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations."
"You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken.
"Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit."
"I didn't invite him into bed," Clary snapped. "We were just kissing."
"Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love.”

Jace: The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me

The Internship:

We're looking at some sort of mental Hunger Games against a bunch of genius kids for just like a handful of jobs.

On the line.

Lyle: I’m Lyle one of the team managers. [raises his fist] Pound me
Billy: Normally you just put the fist up without the words, it’s all that’s necessary.
Lyle: Come on bro, fist me, get up in there.
Nick: That’s definitely not right.

Superbad:

I am Mclovin'

American Horror Story:

Tate: Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six, and if I had known any better I would have joined him. And, also because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother so he can't see what everybody knows: that she doesn't really love him.

Tate: Ever since you got here, this is the better place.

Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.

Tate: You’re doing it wrong. If you’re trying to kill yourself, cut vertically. They can’t stitch that up. And if you're trying to kill yourself, you might also try locking the door.

Tate: Something has changed in you. Towards me. You're distant, cold. I don't know what I've done, but I'll leave you alone from now on if that's what you want. Is that what you want? You know why I'd leave you alone? Because I care about your feelings more than mine. I love you. There, I said it, not just on some chalkboard. I would never let anybody or anything hurt you. I've never felt that way about anyone.

Tate: Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Want to hook up? I don't think so.

Larry: I'm trying very hard not to judge you.
Ben: Me? You murdered your entire family.

Violet: Are you gay?
Tate: *sigh* no

Tate: Seriously, though, are you ready for all this? I mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.
Patrick: Maybe you should have taken a few minutes to get to know me before you stuck a fireplace poker up my ass.

Tate: I'll wait. Forever if i have to.

Sala Samobójców:

Dominik: I went to school, I walked through the corridor. I went past my class, looking them all in the eyes. And I looked at that loser, and he just looked away.
Sylvia: Was he scared?
Dominik: Yes
Sylvia: Was he?
Dominik: It was incredible. I was in total control of the situation. I was... I was... I can't describe it! I felt like an animal. Like... A murderer.

Dominik: They know nothing. They play pathetic, ridiculous parts in a hollow, ridiculous play.

Dominik: I had an accident out of my own stupidity.
Sylvia: Well, well. An accident out of stupidity is what i had today. Got any Kleenex?
Dominik: I've got a team of runners.

Sylvia: Everything you need is inside you.

Dominik to the driver: Could you turn it down a bit?
Driver: What?
Dominik: Turn it down, please.
[Driver turns down the music a little]
Dominik: Could you turn it down a bit more?
[Driver turns it down some more]
Dominik: And a bit more.
[Driver turns it again and the music is very quiet]
Dominik: And a bit more, just for me, please.
[Driver shuts off the music and ejects the CD, then throws it on the floor.]
Dominik: Thank you.

Aleksander to Dominik: What's up, my prince?

[Parents bickering while Dominik just sits there] Dominik: This one looks like Italy.

Sylvia: You were doing just fine until now...Don't you know the components of the air you breathe? The air is killing you, i can see that. You won't fool me. You're fooling yourself. Why are you doing it?
Dominik: How do you mean 'fooling'? I'm not trying to...Hello?

Dominik: The only problem is, I don't quite like girls. I'm gay.
Beata: Oh, you're silly, you are!
Dominik: I prefer boys.
Andreaj: He almost got me fooled!
Dominik: I'd love to take Veronika out but[shakes his head. Walks over to statue of male and begins kissing it]

Sylvia: Dominik, reality hurts you because you're sensitive. Just like me. I'm sensitive too. Very much so. They don't understand us. How weak they are!

Favorite Song Lyrics

Turn the Page by Rush

Nothing can survive in a vacuum, No one can exist all alone.

The Trees by Rush

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw

False Pretense by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

When a friend tries to stab you right in the face

You Bet YourLife by Rush

Anarchist reactionary running dog revisionist
Hindu muslim catholic creation evolutionist
Rational romantic mystic cynical idealist
Minimal expressionist post modern neo-symbolist.

Armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist
Deconstruction primitive performance photo realist
Be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop metalist
Gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist.

Get Your Guns by The Darling Buds

Girl keep your head up,
We've still got miles to go,
We're lead by starlight through,
The rain and the snow,The spell is broken
As the night angel cries
I feel it come and I see,
The white in your eyes,Get your guns
Our time is up
Come on
'Cause now it's time to run
We gotta make it out tonight. Everything seems to fall into place when you put you hand in mine it's like we're flying through space,
Keep your tough? put your heart in my hands, Don't you stress your pretty head it's all going to plan
I feel like I can't breathe, You need to open your eyes to see the beautiful sunrise,
Don't be scared of your destiny, I swear I'm never gonna let them take us alive.

Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

If You Knew by Joel Faviere

Now you're walkin' back, to a place you call home,
but you feel so alone.
So alone...

The same hurtful hits, it's your darker place.
In your virgin ears, the remarks they make.

And if they, if they really knew all of those things;
that you do in your room, to hide the pain.
I bet their minds would change

Favorite Artists/Bands

Rush, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Boston, Greenday, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Nirvana, Alice Cooper, Chicago, AFI, Bad Religion, Eminiem, Cream, Fall Out Boy, Jethro Tull, Led Zeppelin, Muse, One Republic, Pink, The White Stripes, The Doors, Linkin Park, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, GooGoo Dolls, My Chemical Romance, The Darling Buds

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Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's 2 scary! Guy : Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl:Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe Girl: I love you too, please just slow down now! Please! (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of a brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived . The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die

YOUR GUY SIDE:13

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-BOX Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS3 or Sega You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:12

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry.(do wooden bracelets that i always wear count?) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing