One Lie At A Time
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Joined 04-24-13, id: 4684398, Profile Updated: 04-24-13
Author has written 3 stories for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and Rise of the Guardians.

Good day ladies and gentlemen. One Lie At A Time at your services (salute)!

Before we have any confusion, One Lie At A Time is actually not a single person but a group of four writer friends who are, well, generally pleased with working together. We're known by different names on different sites though most don't have success so far that really counts. We're basically your average silly-butts authors who delay their stories much more than they ever should. (grin)

The names lie behind his Internet pen name are: Margaret (preferably Mae), Sumi, Claire and Mai.

We also have another friend who usually drag us into sneaky deeds such as leaving random reviews / comments / critiques on stories we read and like under from of Anons or Guest, simply for the sake of lighten someone's day or annoy the whack out of you. We might not be the best authors out here, but we do have large and picky apatite which surely aren't easy to please.

Be warned that not one of us are (completely) English or American or from anywhere that English's the mother tongue, so you will have time suffer a lot of spelling errors, stupid structures and the normal language issue. (Mai: No kidding.)

Out of us four, Mae is a self-claimed amateur artist who would be more than willing to draw for anyone if they ask nicely enough and she doesn't have anything better to do [which's, considering her personality or oh-please-work-do-come-my-way charm, not something that happens on a regular basis]. She might even offer it herself if she really likes your stories, but she's all good-natured and nice, so please don't be scared if one day we came to you asking to throw stuffs at you. Honestly, don't be. And don't try throw flip-flops at us either. Claire surely does that job well enough on her own account. Mae will also be the one who will frequently run this account (except during examination season) while the other three, well, do their jobs. We predicted most of the stories would come from Mae, too, though all of them will still be labeled as One Lie At A Time's. If you wonder who wrote which, you can always ask. We don't bite... much.

Our current interests (AKA stuff we could, should, and would write about)

One Piece

Fairy Tail

Hunger Games trilogy

Secret of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel (up to The Necromancer)

Darren Shan - Demonata and some of Cirque du Freak

The Graveyard Book (limited)

Avatar: The Last Airbender / Avatar: The Legend of Korra

G.I JOE (limited in movieverse, but we do do research, so we'll see about that)

Rise of the Guardians (movieverse also, because none of us can afford buying the books)

And more (expect the unexpected!)

Along with our interests, there're, of course, certain things we will not, can not and do not write about due to many reasons, including:

Vampire Knight

Mermaid Melody (Pitchy Pitchy Pitch?)

Twilight series

Inception

Umineko series (even though Sumi's such an loyal fan, and Mae's so fond of Beatrice. But no, we can't write about this series)

Sailor Moon

...And a few more. We think.

Currently, we're working on some stories of One Piece, G.I JOE and an original one. We're in for the thrill, are used to exaggerations and are one heck of some cheesy gals, so expect the same thing in our stories. Not to mention some of us really enjoy messing around with people head, using thick complicated plots and all. (Claire: Alright, that's it, who wrote that? / Mae: Put the slipper down, sis. We don't do cat fights in my bedroom!)

We're more than happy and always open for critique and reviews. Bad or good, we take it quite well, so just throw it all at us (...gently, if you can). We will learn from mistakes and gladly fix it the next time we try (smile). Helpful links, advices, references and all the likes are extremely appreciated, also!

Be warned again that we do tend to have long-perios writer-block and issues with update dates, so every replies or reviews would do us a great deal in motivation, helping us get our lazy butts work up for you!

If you have any request, just PM it to us and we will see what we can do. This doesn't equal we WILL do everything you ask for, it only means we WILL CONSIDER if the idea's interesting enough for us. Sorry if we disappoint, folks.

That's all. One Lie At A Time's out (salute). Have wonderful day, lovlies!

One Lie At A Time.

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You Never Know by superheat123 reviews
Mai Wan Qi is a new member of the villainous Cobra organization. She finds new and dangerous experiences as she slips in much deeper than intended. Storm Shadow/ OC.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,173 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/26/2019 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Storm Shadow, OC]
The Fast Lane: Tokyo's Finest by Okaybub reviews
During TokyoDrift&FastFive: Han could never really love anyone. Those models - distractions. But Han loved someone. The stoic, statue Han Lue, loved me, Lina Park. Han/OC AU
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 111,752 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Han - Complete
Love in All Forms by Malakia reviews
Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
The Ninja and the Wolf by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Storm Shadow and Timber meet for the first time, but Timber doesn't like his pack position threatened and Storm doesn't like having an animal around at all times. On a side note, Snake-Eyes is not that great of a mediator.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Roommate Drama by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Things aren't always calm, even when you have Spirit for a roommate.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Gung Ho, Mutt, Spirit - Complete
Defying Orders by angel-death-dealer reviews
Natasha's the victim of a drug attack at a SHIELD charity benefit, and Director Fury takes a trip to the infirmary to find that Clint may have far more anger than necessary over the state of his partner.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F. - Complete
Pit Life by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Behind every top secret military unit runs the inevitable bureaucratic machine of paperwork.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013
And Baby Makes Eight by tielan reviews
The curious tale of how the Avengers adopted Maria Hill and her daughter. [Avengers as family, kidfic, background Clint/Natasha, background Tony/Pepper, eventually Steve/Maria][COMPLETE 29th March, 2013]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,579 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
All That Elementary Matter by diadelphous reviews
AU: Meredith Vickers survives the events of the movie instead of Elizabeth Shaw.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2012 - M. Vickers, David - Complete
User's Guide to Storm Shadow by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a new STORM SHADOW unit! Not responsible for injuries.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Storm Shadow - Complete
A Woman Of Edges by tielan reviews
"I'm beginning to think you're the most terrifying woman I've met." Learning to like, live with, and love Maria Hill.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Widow Nesting by nikonic reviews
Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,177 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Vietnam by Aggie2011 reviews
Barton and Romanoff are partners, kind of friends, but mostly they're Hawkeye and Black Widow, SHIELD's most deadly duo. When tragedy strikes on a mission in Vietnam, they're cut off from SHIELD and on the run. In order to survive, the two assassins must face everything they've been denying, and decide if they can really, truly trust each other. Pre-Avengers. Origin of BlackHawk
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,836 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Big Damn Terrified Heroes by tobinfic reviews
The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Cramped Quarters by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] [Renegades.] Once a month, Scarlett threatens their lives. Duke, Tunnel Rat, and Roadblock can only duck for cover. As usual, Snake Eyes stays out of it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Scarlett - Complete
The Little Medic That Could by willwrite4fics reviews
What challenges would Lifeline face as a new recruit in an elite fighting unit? What would the other soldiers think of him? Another look at the Joe's pacifist medic, Lifeline. Lots of BH, with many of the other Joes, and a few OCs to flesh the story out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,187 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Give a Ninja a Drink by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Because apparently a lot of people want to see me torture Tommy some more. Sorry, Storm. T for alcohol consumption.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Arrows by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Jeez, anyone reading my fics would think that I really, really hate the Joe medics...which I don't. Still, this time around they've got Storm Shadow to deal with. Sorry, guys.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Apprentice the first by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Yet another story involving Doc pounding his head against the wall...General Zargon, this is for you. Enjoy Kamakura vs. medics.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Semaphore by TiamatV reviews
Watching one's girlfriend get hit on is not what Flint would call "entertaining." F/LJ; SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
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Demons on Our Back
Once upon a time, there's an innocent world, clean without sorrow, pain and darkness. Then human invited shadows to their front door. All who sided with the good had long since given up on fighting a loosing war. But Man in Moon decided against it and when he invited a very dangerous neutral party into the fight... War was doomed to happen yet again. No pairing. R&R are much loved!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Pitch, Man in the Moon
Safe in Your Arms reviews
Scarlett's captured by Baroness during a mission in order to save Snake Eyes, but little does she know her own savior isn't who she most expects. Oneshot. SE/S, OC mentioned.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
Ants in the Storm reviews
COBRA is not the only predator. There's a storm coming, and sailing with the winds are greater threats than one could simply imagine. And when the storm comes, they're all but tiny, vulnerable ants...But then again, in the end, one single ant can change a lot of thing. [[AU universe, slightly move-based. SS / OC; SE / S]]
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013