Poor, poor...(fill in the blank)...hah!

Absolutely hilarious. Don't mess with the medic..pacifist ones in particular require foxholes to avoid. heh.

Ah, if even Lifeline is plotting...he must think they /really/ need training. heh. Nice.

I'm late to the party as usual, but hey, whatever. I laughed so hard reading this. There may even have been a spit-take or two during the reading. Brilliant, dear author, just brilliant. I really hope there will be more some day :)

...wow. Don't stop writing this, it's hilarious.

I'll admit, I'm a sucker for the stories with this format. I just love the way the jokes can practically fit between the lines. Like, you don't need to show Spirit hitting Airtight-you only have to show the two lines of dialogue...and then the incident report mentioning the black eye.

Seriously, keep going, this is golden.

Hahaha! Great concept! I can't decide which parts are my favorite... Maybe the sticky note/notebook paper part with Flint, or the ten commandments, or Beachhead's profanity-laced outbursts. All winners! Hope you update soon.

Since you have Stretcher in your story, can you also include other characters from his era like Pathfinder and Ambush?

Oh yeah, and Psyche-Out.

This story never fails to make me laugh, and thanks for that. I will be following along with that last tally, too.

this was so pricless I laughted so hard I fell out of my computer seat!
please do another one i enjoyed it.
susan

I can't tell you how hard it is for me not to laugh loudly while reading this story! It's hilarious.

Poor Duke. Surprised he hasn't pulled his hair out and gone completely nuts with these guys & girls running around the base half-cocked as they are.

Looking forward to future updates.

Hahahaha, great chapter!

Oh my. I love these glimpses into the Joe files. Poor Duke, no wonder he needs so much aspirin. Love the facepalm count.

Ah, a nice fat grin in the morning - better than anything for a good start of the day. While I hope that you manage to get around to silence anytime in the near future, too, I'll gladly take this one as well. I never even thought about the possible problems with having free flying birds in the pit, but yeah, they would probably leave, ahem ..., traces. Very nice chapter.

nicely done and quite amusing. I think you should write a story where Duke and the
brass are convinced to use the bird excrement as a weapon. keep it up.

You know, there's a definate good question here; What were all those animals with the Joes good for?

Timber, Junkyard and Order, yeah, they actually have higher success rates than some of the humans...

But then there's Freedom, Polly, Max (Spearhead's bobcat), Sandstorm (Dusty's coyote), and didn't Wet-Suit or Deep-Six have a dolphin or something at one time (Toyline, anyway)?

That's not even counting Ambush and Low-Light's stint as the 'Dino Hunters' in the early-/mid-nineties...