Hey, your friendly neighboor asshole here. My name's Ash and I'm 19, and I'm all about writing awful fanfiction.

I've been on a two year hiatus, and I'm back with lots of updates here! I'm excited to say that I've regained my passion for writing and I'm going to be (hopefully) regularly posting fanfictions as I used to. I write things for Steven Universe, Hetalia, and Total Drama now adays. Via request, I can write certain other animes and Homestuck, though I don't usually do that unless specifically asked for it. Currently, I'm very very VERY big into Total Drama. I will take any requests whatsoever once I get my name back out in the fanfiction community. I love writing literally any character in the show (any of the 6 seasons).

Below, you might see a few Hetalia fanfics. I'd begun those a long time ago and at this time, I'm only going to continue it if somebody comes to me and personally asks me to, because without an active audience, I'm generally uninspired to write. So, Three-Way is going to remained untouched until further notice (but likely forever).

I'm sinning right now.

-Asher

Favorite TD Characters:

10: Eva
9: Alejandro
8: Shawn
7: Sierra
6: Harold
5: Justin
4: Heather
3: Scarlett
2: Jasmine
1: Noah

Favorite TD Couples (in no special order):

NoahxJustin
AlejandroxHeather
SierraxCody
TrentxMike
ChrisxTopher
JasminexShawn
ChrisxLindsay
CourtneyxGwen
DuncanxCourtney
TylerxLindsay

~Random Questions Because I'm Conceited~

1) Are you in a relationship?
Yup yup.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
Oh EASILY.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
Three? I think.

4) Favorite candy bar?
I love dark chocolate, or like Kit-Kats

5) Favorite shoes?
Idk, anything that slips on in 2 seconds. I love my Vans.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Lmao any chance I get.

7) Least favorite school subject?
All? Subjects

8) Favorite school subject?
English was less awful than the rest

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
Nope, though I definitely need to.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
Thankfully not.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
Mortality. LMAO I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I'M SO DEEP.

12) Favorite genre of music?
Alternative punk, indie, straight up alternative.

13) How many pets do you own?
Currently only 2 boxers named Lacey and Daisy.

14) What time were you born?
9:59 in California, but I moved to Missouri and the 2
hours from the time zone change made it 11:59

15) Do you like beer?
Not a fan.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?
No, I'm way too anxious to call people I don't know.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
The Twilight Soundtrack, because I LOVE EVERY SONG.

18) Are you sarcastic?
Lol

19) Is anyone in your family famous?
My dad's well known around the entire state of Missouri
because he runs a lot of motor events, so that's something.

20) How many watches do you own?
Yeah but the battery's dead. Fuck that lame ass watch.

21) Summer or winter?
W I N T E R.

23) Favorite color to wear?
Lots of blues. Maroon. Black, I guess.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Pepsi, fuck spirte

25) What color is your cell phone?
Black. My stupid Blackberry

26) Where is your second home?
I don't really have one.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, and I always manage to hit them harder than I
mean to.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?
Like 4

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
One

30) How many video games do you own?
God. I have 270 games for my PS2, about 40 for my
Xbox 360, 20ish for my Wii, about 20 for my DS, and
a bunch of computer games.

31) What was your first pet?
Two hermit crabs named Frogger and Tad.

32) Ever had braces?
Yup, for a little less than two years.

33) Do looks matter?
A little. You don't want to date someone that you
don't like to look at, in my opinion.

34) Do you use chapstick?
Nope. Absolutely not. I refuse.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.
Miss Morris, Mrs. Kapusciak, and Coach Stewart.
I miss them all a LOT.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?
Neither, actually.

37) Are you too forgiving?
I have my days.

38) How many children do you want?
Like one... Maybe two.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Some ponies for my collection and a few band shirts.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
CINNAMON ROLLS.

41) Do you own a gun?
Nah.

42) Ever thought you were in love?
Yes, about three times.

43) When was the last time you cried?
Like two days ago.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
I was in trouble all night after seeing Deadpool.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?
OLIVE GARDEN IS GOD'S BLOOD 4 REAL.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mom?
Too many times.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
I wish.

48) Nicknames?
Ash? Celes/Togami

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
No, but I used to live on Bertha Lane

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Just passing through on my way to Florida.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
What

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
No. I'm supposed to be answering questions wtf.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
I call everyone Boo or Boo BOo

55) Do you own a diamond ring?
No, oh my god. I'm 19 and poor.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Maybe? Like I'm closer than I once was but also farther?

57) Do you dye your hair?
Yes, I dye it red/brown

58) Does anyone like you?
I hope so, but I can understand if they don't.

59) What year were you born?
1996.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Not existing.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
Hell yee

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself?
Depends on the day, tbh.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Neither. They're both emotionally abusive fucks.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?
That people can't always tell what gender I am. I like being
andro because I'm a genderfluid fuck.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
I used to be really bad about the dark but not anymore.

My Life Soundtrack

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Far Too Young to Die by Panic! At The Disco (Yeah cool I'll allow it)

Waking up: Polarize by Twenty One Pilots (Okay hell yeah that's an awesome start to any day)

First Day At School: Dreams of an Absolution by LB (This shit is too intense for that but it's great)

Falling In Love: Crazy by Kat Dahlia (Aw that's cute as hell, I have some good luck)

Fight Scene: Mileage by Neck Deep (Not as intense as I'd like it but it's Neck Deep so we're fine here)

Breaking Up: Home by Ellie Goulding (Oh shit that'll make me cry...)

Prom night: Up In Smoke by Neck Deep (Hell yeah lay it on me)

Life: Loose Ends by Real Friends (FUUUUUUCK I love this song yes yes plz yes)

Mental Breakdown: Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons (JESUS wtf my shuffle is trying to kill me)

Driving: Ignorance by Paramore (More like a driveby shooting jfc I'm into it)

Getting back together: Drop Pop Candy (English Dub) by JubyPhonic (CUTE)

Wedding: Part of Me by Neck Deep (Actually I'm crying right now fuck, don't throw my favorite song at me like this fUCK)

Birth of Child: Beautiful Times by Owl City (Oh cute yes I'll allow it)

Final Battle: Broken Mirrors by Rise Against (SHIIIIIIIIT THROWDOWN)

Funeral Song: Terrible Things by Mayday Parade (Oh that sucks for whoever I'm with when I die)

Final Credits: Northern Downpour by Panic! At The Disco (That's really deep 4real)

Okay I'm really happy because I've never had one of these work out even a little bit EVER #neverforget