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Joined 04-07-13, id: 4649059, Profile Updated: 05-06-20

Howdy!

I really like Transformers. I'm going to try to write about robot romance. It might be terrible. I really hope no one I know finds out. Like at least once a month I think in a panic, "What am I doing? I should take this down!" But I keep not doing that. I'm in a constant state of mortified embarrassment that a thing I wrote is actually existing on the internet. I want to try to make it less stupid. I don't know. I don't even know, guys. Writing isn't my thing but I really like sharing ideas about transformer-drama, and maybe my dumb ramblings will inspire someone with actual talent to do something good. That's what I hope. If you ever want to use anything you see here, (ideas, dialogue, relationship dynamics, character thoughts--ANYTHING) please please do it! You'll do a much better job @///@

Everything I write is free to use! Take it and do whatever you want with it! I don't mind (I encourage it).

Okay I... I think that's all I wanted to say.

Jan 2018 Edit:

8 8 I'm really wicked flattered that people still stop by and leave favorites and comments. Thank you so much! Anyone is welcome to write their own continuation or take and re-write anything I've done. It is my gift to you, Fandom. It is my meager contribution. Please make it better.

Feb 2019 Edit:

Thank you everyone who said nice things about my drabbles! I finally caved and deleted my works here. I was never comfortable thinking about them existing, and so it is time to say goodbye. I really appreciate everyone who enjoyed them. Thank you so much!

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Portal: Love as a Construct by iammemyself reviews
GLaDOS brings Wheatley out of space to keep her company. Through trial and error, their friendship grows into an undeniable connection that they might be able to call love. With that on their side, they can do just about anything - maybe even save the world. Cores only. I don't care if you don't read the whole thing. Just read the parts that interest you if you want.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 115 - Words: 672,838 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] Chell, OC
Let Me Hear You Whisper by Scancrasher reviews
At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,741 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
Wild Fantasies by Seeha reviews
Starscream has a wet dream about Soundwave, but happens when Soundwave catches Starscream having 'fun' and decides to indulge in the beautiful Seeker, and Megatron isn't too happy that they kept him waiting. (Two-shot. Warnings: Masturbation, wet dream, sticky sex, threesome, toys, and hardcore sex.) Pairings: StarscreamxSoundwave and MegaxSoundxStar.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream
Air and Lightning by Ashen Skies reviews
[What would it have been like if Shepard and Garrus had met as equals?] Spectre Vakarian decides to tag along on Shepard's mission to take down Saren. Their partnership develops in ways neither of them expected, with lots of banter and fluff. This story arc follows ME1 canon with some liberties taken. [FemShep/Garrus]
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,312 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Please Cite Your Sources by Acentric reviews
An attempt to promote team building and self help ends how ideas usually do for the Decepticons. Horribly wrong and out of control. As always Starscream and his devious ways uses the chaos to his advantage. Really though, Soundwave is just glad to have survived. There were reasons that the Decepticons were the way they are. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream
To Give Yourself Over by siberat reviews
After reflecting on his loneliness, Ratchet gives in to his feelings towards Drift. (Graphic intimate scenes- be warned)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Ratchet, Drift - Complete
Either Way by stretchingthelimits reviews
There are things that Shepard never wanted to share, and her nightmares are one of them. But once Garrus finds out about them by experiencing them firsthand, she discovers that maybe having someone in her corner to help fight them isn't so bad.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Private After-Party by kaileeyp reviews
Takes place after Victory Sick. Megatron wants an after party after such a fun night. Luckily for him, so does Soundwave. (Megatron/Soundwave)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Painted Black by JenKristo reviews
Long after the Autobots lose the war, Bumblebee tries to survive in a filthy Decepticon work camp. Knockout x Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Knock Out
Repercussions by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
Rodimus is 'punished' for a transgression of the past. Magnus is a big mech, but Rodimus can handle anything, right? Size kink, sticky, PWP, Rodimus/Magnus, oral, reprimand, all that fun stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Til all are ONE by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
A drabble from tumblr. Rodimus/Drift. Sticky, humor. Rodimus is a terrible mech sometimes, especially in the throes of overload.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Rodimus Prime, Drift - Complete
Mouthless Oral by Anonymous.Fragger reviews
There was a request on Crashboombanger's page and it spawned this. Tailgate is ordered to give oral to Cyclonus; but he doesn't have a mouth! Well, that's not going to stop him. Sticky as heck!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus - Complete
Good Morning by Scancrasher reviews
Chromedome wakes up in a rare mood. Rewind is absolutely delighted, and, in short order, so is Chromedome. Rewind/Chromedome. Slash! No spoilers to speak of, this is basically PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Rewind, Chromedome
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by kikaikitai reviews
Megatronus just can't take his eyes off of Orion Pax. Or his servos. Pre-series. Pre-war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Touch Paint by antepathy reviews
Drift/Wing, tactile. Wing introduces Drift to some of Crystal City's treats.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Drift, Wing
The Pros and Cons of Rivet Duty by Scancrasher reviews
Why DID Rewind have those discs? There is more to his story than he's told Rodimus. It involves Chromedome's past, and his silence is key to the healing process in Chromedome's future. When Rewind decides to keep mum in order to protect Chromedome, the mnemosurgeon is grateful. Very, very, VERY grateful. Slight spoilers for MTMTE #6. Chromedome/Rewind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Chromedome, Rewind
Some Kind of Fool by antepathy reviews
IDW PreWar Wing/Drift.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Drift, Wing - Complete
Start by TheBigLoserQueen reviews
Shockwave didn't think he'd regret it, but he does. He just hopes that Megatron stays asleep long enough for him to escape. TFA slash Megatron/Shockwave
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Megatron, Shockwave - Complete
Professional Discourtesy by antepathy reviews
IDW, MTMTE based: Drift/Perceptor, Brainstorm doesn't take competition well. slash, sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Drift, Perceptor
Driving Forwards by GreyLiliy reviews
G1/IDW Rumble has a problem. And that problem's name is Starscream. Doesn't help that Skywarp's jealous or that Soundwave does not approve. Rumble x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,805 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Rumble, Starscream] Megatron, Soundwave
Serve by Borath reviews
Megatron would have terminated immediately if he could. Soundwave's feelings towards the sparkling are not quite so simple. Mpreg, no pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete