After some thinking, (and I mean a little), I have decided that abridging the entire f(bleep)ing series is kind of impossible for me, so I deleted the redwall part and left mossflower. So, I now present to you all Mossflower abridged!

Martin, Abbess Germaine, and Boar lay down the ground rules of the Redwall Infinite Universe

The story of the burning vengeance of a deserter who's past finally catches up with him, destroying all that he holds dear.

Your favorite truth or dare story has come back, now remastered to make sense in the post-Inheritance World! Read if you love LOL's, and need help fighting off that terrible post-inheritance-depression-syndrome!

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS. If you do, you'll enter the world of Redwall that has been soaked in my mind-juices for hours (meaning this story has epic hilarity). It's not going to be pretty, so DON'T CLICK ON THIS. *is working on my reverse psychology* Laugh, cry, smash you're computer to bits... Whatever you decide to do, I'll know that you meant well!

Stella Hanson's dreams are very real, some are fantastic adventures while others leave her afraid to sleep for days after. On her next adventure, she finds herself in the world of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Although she finds herself in the body of a falcon, she still eagerly follows her heroes on their journey to destroy the Ring.

New penguins are coming to the Central Park Zoo for the winter, and Skipper fears for unit cohesion and discipline. King Julien also may find himself in a new rivalry. Will a few hens ruffle the boys' feathers? thank you for your time and patience.

A quest of vengeance, a quest of war, this is the story of a kestrel and an otter along with one of the most unlikely beasts. Come hear a tale of war, friendship, and vengeance. This is a collaboration between two authors using a shared account. More info on the author profile page.

A long time has passed since Tamhigan's "death" and the world has moved on. He spends an unknown amount of time in the crystal he's trapped in until one day, he is found by a small family he's never met before. Confused and feeling very alone after being freed, Tamhigan must find his way back to the Temple and find out where the only people who ever cared about him are.

ever wonder what would happen if the voice actors met their characters? I sent this to james patrick Stuart himself on twitter, and he loved it, so i'm hoping you all will too.

Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...

A marine is pulled into the Owl kingdoms after a near death experience and lands on the Island of Hoole. But when war threatens will he join the Guardians or the Pure Ones

Two owls were hatched on the same night and share distant blood but their destinies took totally different turns.Living in a world of battle and murder, two young barn owls named Shaze and Shamere. One becomes high ruler of the Pure Ones, the other a high rank in the Great Tree. Their shared blood can lead to the death of the other...

A family of rats sees a hare approach their small shack, and reacts in fear. Small little one shot for christmas, please read and review.

Just a cooking show staring Cluny the Scourge and several other characters! Please read and reveiw! Is now rated: T

Fairytales as retold by Mossflower's vermin to their offspring. Rated T because ... well, have you SEEN the really old fairytales? The really old ones, which still have all the blood and gore. These are all based on real fairytales. Read with lights on ..

Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.

The last ten minutes of the life of an unfortunate medical officer aboard the doomed and forsaken USG Ishimura. Full of dread, sadness, and hopelessness.

Sue parody, inspired by Twilight antifandom and the Decemberists. A young squirrelmaid learns that the Abbeydwellers actually have damn good reasons for not consorting with vermin.

A full version of the ballad so gory Mr Jacques wasn't allowed to publish it! Pull up a chair an' a flagon o' wine, join in iffen ye know the chorus! Rated T with VERY GOOD REASON.

When a wolverine slays her father, Riala Goldentail sets off on a quest for vengeance that will lead her through pain and hardship, companionship won and lost, and eventually to the final confrontation... (R for mild sexual content in chapters 12, 14, 16)

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.