Please help me improve my stories and fanfiction! I know I haven't been on here frequently, but I haven't forgotten. I've mainly been on FictionPress, when I have the time. My username on there is JustElizabethMary, and I would really appreciate it if you could read my stories both on there and here, and review/comment or message me with any advice you might have. Thanks so much and I hope that this will allow me to write even better pieces in the future.

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10 THINGS I HATE!!!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.I know where my watch is! where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel
3. When people say"you just want to have your cake and eat it too". You re darn right! What good is cake if you can t eat it?
4. When people say it s always the last place you look . Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film did you see that? . No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask Can I ask you a question?. Didn t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is new and improved! . Which is it? If it s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn t be new.
8. When people say life is short . What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks Has the bus come yet? . If the bus came would I be standing here,freak?
10. The freakin birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the morning! Don t they know I m sleeping?

What to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK opens your briefcase or handbag, look inside and ask, Got enough air in there?
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you re embarrassed when they open themselves. ?
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. ?
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: You re one of THEM and back away slowly?
7) SAY DING at each floor. ?
8) SAY, I wonder what all these do? And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. ?
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: I have new socks on. ?
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: Is that
Your beeper? ?
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. ?
13) DRAW a little squares on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: This is my personal space.
14) WHEN there s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. ?
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. ?
17) HOLD the doors open and say you re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, Hi Greg, How s your day been? ?
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: That s mine! ?
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. ?
20) PRETEND you re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
?21) SWAT at flies that don t exist. ?
22) CALL out Group hug! Then enforce it

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I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn’t care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
BUT
I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn’t look at race or $#&%?!. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a $#&%?!, because if looking like a $@#&%?! is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won’t give in.
The one won’t give up.
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