Hey, guys! My name is... well, not telling, but you can call me derpology, or just derp. Here are some things about me!

Age: time is but a concept in this fragile world, and i, a mere speck amongst the cosmos. lol jk I'm probably like 19

I love to drink coffee, any kind of tea, and hot chocolate.

I am absolute weeaboo trash

I'm a child at heart, so naturally, I still love things like Wizard101, Winx club, My Little Pony, and Barbie. fite me

I like singing and dancing (even though I 100% can't dance).

My favorite sport is marathoning stuff on netflix sleeping competitive eating Marching Band

I don't have an overall favorite color, I just prefer things to be colorful. I lean more towards brighter colors like hot pink, yellow, and orange, though.

I finally snagged one of those things called a "boyfriend" back in December 2015, he's pretty cool

I am a multi-fandom trash can

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(It's all basically a bunch of copy/pasted stuff from here on down, you have been warned)

THESE ARE SIGNS THAT SHOW YOU READ OR WATCH TOO MUCH ANIME/MANGA:

1.) When someone says something confusing, you say Eh?

2.) When someone says something funny, you say Kya!

3.) You have memorized the beginning and ending theme songs of all your favorite animes in Japanese.

4.) You burst into tears of joy when you find out the next volume of a manga series you're reading comes out.

5.) For halloween, you're going as an anime character and you copied their outfit perfectly.

6.) You get pissed when someone pronounces a manga character's name wrong.

7.) You shriek and laugh like a maniac when you reach the bookstore's manga section.

8.) Your eyes are constantly glued to the computer screen reading manga and watching anime.

9.) Your friends are used to your constant raving about manga and/or anime.

10.) You copied all the martial arts moves that your fave manga/anime characters can do.

11.) You fill 24 pages of notebook paper with description words for your favorite manga/anime characters.

12.) At least six of the signs apply to you.

-Written by MissDoubleONinja

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I've been an idiot. Woman: You finally noticed?

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you're a person who will copy/paste basically anything that says copy/paste, copy/paste this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Craziness:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Craziness...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to.If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, All-American Anteater, Final Fantasy1820, lunar2eternalbluecomplete, FatesBestFriend24, derpology

It's a little-known fact that the word "Math" is actually an acronym:

Mental

Abuse

To

Humans

So is "School":

Seven

Crappy

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever McGonagall takes points away from Slytherin

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class sky clad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be an anime character, copy this into your profile.

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight

Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Tobi the Simsmeister, MidnightShadows24, derpology

Repost this if you truly believe in God

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101 Things to Remember:

1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... Um... Darn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist."

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act crazy.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - Especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. *-*

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a crap.

51. You cannot kill the snow.

52. The snow can kill you.

53. Grass can also kill you.

54. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

55. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

56. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

57. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

58. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

59. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

60. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

61. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

62. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

63. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

64. Remember to kill HIM...

65. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

66. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

67. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

68. Scream - The doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

69. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

70. Eat the evidence.

71. But not if it's broken glass.

72. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

73. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

74. Disregard last note.

75. Note reactions.

76. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

77. Stock up on ball point pens.

78. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

79. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

80. Do not stick fingers into blender.

81. Blender... bad... ouch…

82. Blood loss is bad.

83. Find way to re-attach fingers.

84. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

85. Answer every question with a question.

86. Ask people what gender they are.

87. Note reactions.

88. Refer to people as "mortal".

89. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

90. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

91. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

92. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

93. Kill them.

94. Brutally.

95. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

96. Dunk head in boiling water.

97. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

98. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

99. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

100. Find out who invented "Barney".

101. Kill them.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

My Reality Check bounced.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

If you discriminate, then shame on you. If not, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100% AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

Warning: May cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Hmm... Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to?)

On a japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's Peanuts:

Warning: Contains nuts.

(But no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

Real artificial bacon bits

(We don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag:

Made in China

At Funplex:

Paint-less Paintball

(So it's... a ball?)

Next to a kid's place:

Adult Movies

In a parking lot:

Do not park in the parking lot.

(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

Mature Eyes Only:

Body: This may make you stop and think... very true

Why do we sleep in church,

but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,

Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Just remember God is always watching you.

The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".

Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."

90% of you won't repost this

God loves you.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE:

If you are sad- DRAMA

If you are afraid- SUSPENSE

If you are angry- ACTION

When you look in the mirror- HORROR

Now you are smiling- THAT'S COMEDY

The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy

whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany

whenever someone says West.

I promise to remember Japan

whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.

I promise to remember America

whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England

whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France

whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China

whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia

whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania

whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia

whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia

whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus

whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine

whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden

whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland

whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain

whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano

whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary

whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria

whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia

whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland

whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland

whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein

whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey

whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece

whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt

whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada

whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba

whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand

whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome

whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania

whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome

whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad person you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

Dear McDonald's cashier,

Stop looking at me like that. Last time I checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals.

Sincerely,

Don't Forget The Toy

Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: ...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when you start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is when you say "Narwhals are just Unicorns in disguise! I swear!". Crazy is when you have a fangirl moment when reading a book. Crazy is when you do things to people just so they think you're weird. Crazy is mixing all the soda's you can find. Crazy is constantly drawing circles on your arm. Crazy is becoming best friends with people you barely know. Crazy is reading a sad book just to cry and ending up laughing like a maniac. Crazy is when you have a friend who writes you a note about a crazy stalker dog instead of taking math notes. Crazy is when you run around a horse field laughing like a maniac. Crazy is when you read through this and correct all the typos. Copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Atlantic Jewel (Australia), derpology (USA)

•Which Hetalia Character Are You Most Like? •

*North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood

(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

(x) You're very happy-go-lucky

() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up I wish. :'(

(x) You're a good artist

(x)You can be clumsy

(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

() You would surrender in a war situation

(6/10)

*South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You love tomatoes

() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot

() You tend to get irritated easily

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out

() You hate French people

(x) You rely on people too much

() You would surrender in a war situation

() You often feel like people are after your inheritance

(/) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(2.5/10)

*Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious

() Sausages are your favorite foods.

() You like to walk your dog.

(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.

(x) You love rules and think they should always be followed to.

(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

() You work very hard, too hard...

(x) Your alone time is your "happy time"

() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

(x) You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10)

*Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature. This is actually confusing to explain to people because I am mature; however, I'm very light-hearted and goofy, so they may not believe me until they know me better.

(x) You think everything over before saying it.

(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

(x) You isolated yourself during childhood

() You became very successful in a short amount of time

(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

() You can seem cold/aloof to other people

(x) You're good at practical tasks

(x) You need time to adjust to new people

(7/9)

There were only nine on this one, for some reason. :P

*The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers

() You think you're awesome

(x) You love to invent things

(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

() You can seem to be very brash to other people

() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

() You're terrified of ghosts

(x) You know aliens exist DOCTOR WHO, EVERYONE

() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

(x) You wear glasses

(5/10)

*The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea Especially green tea!

(x) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

(x) You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful

(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

() ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

() You have tried doing black magic before

() You get drunk quite easily

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

() You're good at embroidery

(4/10)

*France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate

() You think you have a great fashion sense

() You like wine

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

(x) You love red roses

() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

(/) You're very proud of yourself

(x) You love culture and the arts

() You're very flamboyant

() You say you're a gourmet

(3.5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.

() You're very tall

(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities

() You wear a scarf all the time

(x) You love sunflowers

() You love vodka

() You can seem intimidating to other people

() You're very strong

() You have a big nose

() You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(3/10)

*Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people

() You look younger than you actually are

() You love hockey

(x) You love polar bears

(x) You hate fighting

() You have one strand of curly hair like Italy

() You often get mistaken for someone else

(x) You feel under-appreciated

() You're bilingual

() You always carry a bear with you

(4/10)

*Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited

() You're a bit of a hooligan

(x) You're very loyal

(x) You're very good at tactics

() You hate Russia

() You love to fight people

(x) You can avoid marriages quite well (or relationships in general) Sadly, I don't do this on purpose.

(x) You're not always taken seriously

() You like drinking

(x) You want to become stronger

(5/10)

*China (Wang Yao)

(x) You're very mature

(/) You're very superstitious

(x) You're very religious

(x) You love pandas

() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

() You love Hello Kitty

(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

(x) You work hard

(x) You're good at drawing

(x) You like sweets

(7.5/10)

*Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x)You are very well-raised

(x)You're polite

(x)You love classical music

(x)You like cake

()You have a mole on your face

(x)You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

(x)You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

(x)You've composed music before

()You tend to call people 'morons.'

(x)You wear glasses

(8/10)

*Hungary (Elezabeta Hédeváry)

(x)You have a potty-mouth

(x)You like to wear flowers in your hair

(x)You used to be a very tough kid

(x)You're very reliable

(x)It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

(x)You're very faithful

()Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

(x)You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

(x)You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8/10)

*Cuba

()You smoke

()You're very physically strong

()You've won a lot of fist-fights

()In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other

(x)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

(x)You like hot weather

()You can be very friendly from time to time

()You look very tough on the outside

(x)You make a very nice role-model At least, I try my best.

()You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(3/10)

*Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

(x)You're very loyal

(x)You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together I'm generally the one doing the dragging.

(x)You're very serious when the situation calls for it.

(x)You have a lot of patience

(x)You think too much about philosophical stuff

()You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..

(x)You're not very confident

()You were quite rebellious as a child

()You tend to let people walk all over you

()You're a born worrier

(6/10)

*Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

()You're very flamboyant

(x) You're quite hyperactive

(x) You can be quite goofy

() When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix

(x) You're very wary of strangers

(x) It takes you ages to come out of your shell...

(x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty

(x) You get up to lots of crazy antics

(x)You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions

() You love pansies and corn-poppies

(7/10)

Confirmed that Austria and Hungary had a kid: that kid is me

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY, TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or CRAZY

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't/wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like the taste of BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a thirsty hoe.

I speak in a DIFFERENT language so I must be dissing people.

I'm not at the same level as everyone else on everything so there must be something wrong with me.

Well, I'm not Peruvan, but I must say... I love llamas.

...Don't judge me.

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit! Luna Safire, derpology

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs and your grampa grampa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM and your grampa GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you, probably the reason you're there in the first place.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Borrow your crap so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing biography about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will fight the entire crowd

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (AKA: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and record it so you can regret it later.

FRIENDS: Will gossip to the person who gossips about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will punch them into another plane of existence

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will sit with you by the pool during your time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will take you to a concert.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you kidnap the band

FRIENDS: Will insist on talking out your problems when you have a fight

BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "Can we just skip this and get to the part where we hug and make up?"

FRIENDS: Will tell you to grow up when you have a problem

BEST FRIENDS: Will know what you're going through and tell you funny stories about your exes to cheer you up.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (this is kinda funny because the guy I liked for nearly four years is gay)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask for your number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will think you're crazy when you jump off the roof on to a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right behind you

FRIENDS: Come over once every month for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun off them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him until he turns redder that a firetruck

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling, "IT'S PICKLE TIME!!"

BEST FRIENDS: Will be screaming and running right beside you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost it.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

Death is a hard thing. Even if it seems painless and silly, it can break your heart, even if it is the death of a small bird. . .

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls that would copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

Who is that girl

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people

/_/ \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS

\_\/\ \ CHRIST Copy This

\ /Put it on your profile

These are what the letters in your name mean.

A: Easy to fall in love with

B: Amazing kisser

C: Great kisser

D: Very very easy to fall in love with

E: Can kick your butt

F: Loves it

G: Doesn't give a crap

H: Freaking hot

I: Has one of the best personalities ever

J: can be funny and dumb at the same time

K: Crazy

L: Has beautiful eyes

M: Very good kisser

N: Easy to fall in love with

O: Crazy

P: Popular with all sorts of people

Q: A animal lover

R: perfect person to date

S: Makes people laugh

T: Awesome kisser

U: Has a Smile to die for

V : Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: hot

Z: Loved by everyone

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! UPDATE: PLUTO WAS RE-DECLARED A PLANET!!!!!!!!!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

A black man walks into a cafe and sits at the bar. A white man walks up to him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you have stayed on the computer literally all day taking absolutely no breaks whatsoever, except bathroom breaks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had the urge to jump into your TV and correct whatever mistakes your favorite characters have made, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to talk like your favorite character (with an accent), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mouthed the words to your favorite movie and/or TV show just to piss off your friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, count to twenty.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.) Ro-Rolyn-Roserade (It wasn't pretty, there was a domino effect), SuperKatyDid (It hurt too),xxxKinaMariexxx (falling up the stairs is somehow more painful than falling down them!), -Gasp- Dead Deer (Eesh, I lost count of just how many times I've done that! It hurts!!), Emerald Eme-pon Walker, derpology

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

AQUARIUS- The Slut

(1/20-2/18)

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict

(2/19-3/20)

EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One

(7/23-8/22)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.

(6/22-7/22)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19)

Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits

(11/22-12/21)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One

(4/20-5/20)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life

(9/23-10/22)

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One

(12/22-1/19)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One

(10/23-11/21)

Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not

repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One

(8/23-9/22)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar

(5/21-6/21)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,

Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

If you believe in the tribune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents should buy you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge"), Hyperactive Hinata (too many to write),-ILoveLToDeath- (a sequel to Death Note...LIFE NOTE...I want L back, and other ideas) Holysinner5527 (I would have all my Saiyuki boys! Sanzo REALLY needs to exist.), Emerald Eme-pon Walker (I agree w/ Holy. Sanzo- Saiyuki, L- Death Note, basically all of my fave characters from my fave animes/mangas/books/games/movies) derpology (All of the hetalia characters! ESPECIALLY JAPAN! You hear me, magical force of the universe?)

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense,” who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- knowing when to come in out of the rain;

- the early bird gets the worm;

- life isn’t always fair; and

- maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, “Truth” and “Trust,” by his wife, “Discretion,” by his daughter, “Responsibility,” and by his son, “Reason.”

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers – “I Know My Rights,” “I Want It Now,” “Someone Else Is To Blame,” and “I’m A Victim.”

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter

You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black

You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin

You say Team Edward I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'

You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think that's Lily and James

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry rules

Harry Potter

is about confronting fears,

finding inner strength, and

doing what is right in the

face of adversity

Twilight

is about how important

it is to have a boyfriend.

Harry Potter.

[ ] Your hair is dark and can be messy.

[x] You wear glasses.

[x] You have a weird looking scar.

[x] You are brave.

[ ] You have green eyes.

[x] You like playing a particular sport.

Total = [4]

Ron Weasley.

[ ] You have red hair.

[x] You are very loyal to your friends.

] You are deathly afraid of spiders.

[x] You are sarcastic.

[x] You don’t have a lot of money.

[ ] You have older siblings.

Total = [3]

Hermione Granger.

[x] You are bossy.

[x] You are intelligent.

[ ] Your hair is wavy or curly.

[x] You have a cat. (6 actually!)

[x] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.

[x] You get made fun of a lot.

Total = [5]

Rubeus Hagrid.

[x] You are tall.

[x] You are very friendly and soft hearted.

[x] You love animals.

[x] You are very helpful.

[ ] You give in easily.

[x] You are very loyal.

Total = [5]

Luna Lovegood.

[x] You are weird and proud of it.

[x] You don’t have loads of friends.

[ ] You have blonde hair.

[x] You are open minded.

[x] You are quite spiritual.

[x] You believe in things most people wouldn’t.

Total = [5]

Draco Malfoy.

[ ] You are manipulative.

[ ] You can be very mean when you want to be.

[ ] You are a snob.

[x] You can get jealous

[ ] You have blonde hair.

[x] You enjoy pranks.

Total = [2]

Neville Longbottom.

[x] You are close to your grandparents.

[ ] You are plump.

[ ] You are easily frightened.

[x] You get nervous easily.

[ ] You like frogs and toads.

[x] You are geeky.

Total = [3]

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520, Meggiemoggymoo, Morwen's Cat, paramorechick04, Emerald Eme-Pon Walker, derpology

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,

Who fought bravely to the very end,

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,

With many jokes,

He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,

Who was more free and full of love,

Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,

The last real Marauder,

Who was not just a wonderful father,

An incredible husband and a brave hero,

As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,

Who died for the greater good,

And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,

Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,

Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,

But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,

Whose past and wisdom confused us,

Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,

But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,

Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,

She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,

Who we really didn't know too well,

But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,

So he must've done something good...

Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,

Harry's first real friend,

Who lived and died soaring.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

Break my Heart I break your neck

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Cynics are made, not born.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Five ways to convince your parents to let you watch anime:

1. With every episode you are learning the Japanese language.

2. Watching anime can relieve stress, and when you build up too much stress you go nuts and write backwards.

3. When reading subtitles in the anime, you are expanding your vocabulary.

4. Reading the subtitles, learning the Japanese AND figuring out who is going to die next trains ultra high multi-tasking skills that could be use full in studying.

5. Watching anime could stimulate real life situations so you make the right decisions. So people, next time, if you see weird guys wearing black robes with red clouds and a hiate with a line a cross it, know to turn around, run like heck and start screaming, "FREE RAMEN!!" and hope Naruto will come.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN ANIME CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Japan

2. Hungary

3. Prussia

4. Liechtenstein

5. England

6. Russia

7. Italy

8. Belarus

9. Canada

10. France

Then answer the following questions:

What would you do if Number 1 (Japan) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: I was sleeping, you know.

Japan: Gomen...

Me: HEY let's watch anime!

Japan: Okay.

Number 3 (Prussia) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Prussia: Kesesesesese

Me: G-GET OUT!! /////

Number 4 (Liechtenstein) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Canada) tomorrow?

Me:Awwww! I'ma be a bridesmaid, right?

Liechtenstien: Sure!

Me: Wait... WHERE ARE SWITZY AND CANADIA?!

Canada: Heeeelp mee! -is being chased by Switzerland-

Liechtenstein: Oh dear...

Number 5 (England) cooked you dinner?

Weyeeell that settles it. I'm going to China's for supper. Thanks for trying, dear.

Number 6 (Russia) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Aww... you're so adorable when you're sleeping...

Belarus: -Threatens with knife- What did you say?

Me: What? I said something? You must be hearing things. Haha -runs away-

Number 7 (Italy) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I KNEW I WAS ITALIAN! TTwTT

Number 8 (Belarus) got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Bela! What did you do?!

Belarus: I set off Big Brother's security system...

Me: -never going to Russia's house-

Number 9 (Canada) made fun of your friends?

CANADA'S TURNING INTO A BULLY! SOMEONE GET MAPLE SYRUP!!

Number 10 (France) ignored you all the time?

I guess I'm relieved he's not flirting with me... but what did I do??? TvT

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Japan) do?

Go major samurai on them.

You're on a vacation with 2 (Hungary) and manage to break your leg. What does he/she do?

She takes me to the hospital.

It's your birthday. What will 3 (Prussia) give you?

Nothing, he thinks his Awesome Presence is enough.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Liechtenstein) do?

Liechtenstein: Big Bruder!

Switzerland: Hm?

Liechtenstein: derpology is stuck in that burning house over there! -points-

Switzerland: What?

Liechtenstein: If she dies, then you won't get those free dinners she brings over every night!

Switzerland: Oh, no! -hightails it over to the burning house-

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (England) do?

England: Uh... well... If you're sure you want to do that, love.

You're about to marry number 10 (France) . What's 1 (Japan)'s reaction?

Japan: N-NANI?

Me: How did this happen??? What??? Was I drunk???

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Italy) cheer you up?

Italy: Ve... do you want some pasta, bella?

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Canada) support you?

He was there? I didn't see him.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (France) do?

France: Ohonhonhon, what are you laughing about?

Me: Why do you make everything I do into something perverted? T-T

Number 1 (Japan) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's the most respectful guy you'll ever meet.

Number 2 (Hungary) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Canada).

Ehhh... Ehhh... EHHH?! No! You like Austria! -steals frying pan and whacks common sense back into her-

You're dating 3 (Prussia) and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Ehhhhhh sure.

Number 4 (Liechtenstein) loves number 9 (Canada) as well. What does that mean?

Well, they did get married.

Will number 5 (England) and 6 (Russia) ever kiss?

No.

Number 6 (Russia) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: -pats on back- It's okay, Bela...-summons scary aura-

Me: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol -brandishes katana-

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol -brandishes pipe-

Both of us: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol

Me: BRING IT, YOU RUSSIAN PLAYER!

You had a haircut and 7 (Italy) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Italia... Stop staring at me... I know I said I'd never cut it...

Italy: But it looks so pretty, sorella!

Me: Huh? Aw, thanks!

Number 8 (Belarus) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: -pats on back (again)- It otay Bela... Russia's just not the one for you... Go be happy with Lithuania.

Number 9 (Canada) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Wha...? Canadia? You're supposed to be married to Liechtenstein?

You spot 10 (France) kissing 1(Japan). How do you react?

GET OFF OF JAPAN THIS INSTANCE, YOU FROG!!! WHAT THE HECK??!?!

You notice that 3 (Prussia) and 4 (Liechtenstein) have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Hey Switzy I think that Prussia is trying to claim Liechtenstein's vital regions.

Switzerland: WHAT?! -grabs gun and goes to that hotel room-

Could 1 (Japan) and 6 (Russia) be soul mates?

Absolutely not.

Would 2 (Hungary) trust 5 (England)?

Eh, sure.

Number 4 (Liechtenstein) is bored and pokes 10 (France). What happens after that?

Liechtenstein: -pokes-

France: Yes, mon cher?

Me: Liechtenstein! What did I tell you about poking French people? -grabs hand and runs-

5 (England) and 1 (Japan) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Hm... maybe cooking classes?

If 6 (Russia) and 3 (Prussia) cooked dinner, what would they make?

Me: So, how's the cooking going so f-

-Russia and Prussia are drunk (off of vodka and German beer, respectively)-

Me: -facepalm- I knew I shouldn't have given them free access to all of my alcohol... CHINA!

China: What, aru?

Me: Wanna help me cook dinner?

China: Sure.

7 (Italy) and 9 (Canada) apply for a job. What job?

Italy? Get a job? Surrrrre.

OH WAIT CANADIA'S THERE TOO!

Umm... probably some form of cooking, since he makes such great pancakes!

8 (Belarus) gives 5 (England) a haircut. Is that okay?

Bela? Since when did you start doing hair?

9 (Canada) sketches what 6 (Russia)'s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Canada: -shows picture-

Russia: That is a picture of my sunflower, da?

Canada: Well... yeah...

Russia: (J)

10 (France) and 9 (Canada) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

My creeper radar: DING DING DING

Me: France! Stop telling Canada about the things you want to do to England!

1 (Japan) accidentally kicked 10(France)?

Me: Haha, normally I would say that was an accident but now... -is still pissed at France for kissing Japan-

2 (Hungary) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Canada) got it. What would happen?

Canada: Hungary... You accidently sent me a text meant for Austria...

6 (Russia) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Russia: you did not invite me, da?

Me: Um, yes, I did! It's probably in that pile of unopened mail piled up by your door!

7 (Italy) won the lottery?

Me: WOO! GO ITALY!

...Just, ah, don't spend it all on pasta, va bene?

8 (Belarus) had quite a big secret?

Me: Seriously? What?

Belarus: -whispers-

Me: AWWW YISSSSSSSS

9 (Canada) became a singer?

Me: Aww, I always knew you had an awesome voice... But try singing louder.

10 (France) got a daughter?

No surprise there. He probably has more than one, if ya get my drift.

What would 1 (Japan) think of 2 (Hungary)?

Um, I guess he would try to stay on her good side.

How would 3 (Prussia) greet 4 (Liechtenstein)?

Prussia: Hey Liechte-

Switzerland: -shoves gun in Prussia's face-

What would 4 (Liechtenstein) envy about 5 (England)?

IDK, Liechtenstein is pretty sweet, she doesn't really get jealous?

What dream would 5 (England) have about 6 (Russia)?

Probably a nightmare.

What do 6 (Russia) and 7 (Italy) have in common?

They're both adorable and innocent looking.

What would make 7 (Italy) angry at 8 (Belarus)?

If seven eight night! Lol, jk. Probably if she attacked France, Germany, Spain, or Romano.

Where would 8 (Belarus) meet 9 (Canada)?

At a pancake house. -is a CanaBel shipper-

What would 9 (Canada) never dare to tell 10 (France)?

Everything.

What would make 10 (France) scared of 1 (Japan)?

Me.

Is 3 (Prussia) gay?

Who cares? Either way, he's awesome.

How do you feel right now?

Juuuuuuust peachy!

1 (Japan) and 7 (Italy) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Canada) runs off with 7 (Italy). 1 (Japan), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with 4 (Liechtenstein) and a brief unhappy affair with 6 (Russia), then follows the wise advice of 3 (Prussia) and finds true love with 5 (England).

Well, better go find Hungary.

What title would you give this story.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Yaoi, pedophilia, OOC-ness, and Prussia giving wise advice?!)

The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Thanks, new best friend. ;))))))))

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic

You Know You’re a Book (or anime, movie, TV-show, cartoon, etc. in my case as well) Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

--††††--Please

--††††--Place

--††††--This

†††††††Cross

†††††††On

--††††--Your

--††††--Profile to Show

--††††--That You

--††††--Believe

--††††--In God

Pick your birth month

Italic anything that doesn't apply to you

Bold the five-ten that best apply to you

Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. And just to point out, I think being fearless is stupid.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke Good sense of humor. Logical.