Us Countries CHAOS Chapter 1: Imagine if, a hetalia - axis powers fanfic

Imagine if everything was going well. Life was good and your future was bright. Then, some mysterious force flips your life upside down, says, "Suck it loser!" and you land flat on your face. Your life has been completely turned around and you have no idea of what to do. This new life contradicts everything you thought you knew and you are completely unprepared and so confused.

... And yet...somehow...it's better.

That's what happened to me.

To us.

To all of us.

~~Little stars-* don't work on this site so BEGIN DA STORY~~

It all began on a normal Friday night. I was going to a sleepover with my not-so-normal friends. We're the oddballs, the nerds, the goody-two-shoes, the dorks, the crazies. Most definitely the crazies. But we embrace the titles. Why not be crazy and enjoy life?

Anyway, the party was at Safira's because she lived out in the boonies, where there was enough room for us all and we could be as loud as we dang well pleased.

When I got there, I was greeted at the door by Safira herself. She's only a little shorter than me, with long, strait light brown hair and green-blue eyes. She was wearing jeans, a T-shirt with penguins on it and her colorful socks were mismatched (a common thing among my friends, while I myself prefer to go barefoot). She was also wearing the super fuzzy panda hat with paws that I'd given her for her Sweet 16. She is the quietest of us, even though I've seen her cut loose when just with us, and she is arguably the least crazy of our group.

"Adaliz!" she smiled and gave me a fuzzy hug.

"Hi Safi!" I smiled as I hugged back.

"How are you?" She asked as she let me in.

"Great!" I replied as I took off my jacket and shoes. "I'm super excited for tonight!"

"Good! Alexandra and Marina are already here. We're still waiting on Zara."

"Oh no, she didn't get in trouble with her parents again, did she?"

"Nope, she's just late."

"Good. ALEX! MARI! GET YOUR BUTTS UP HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU!"

"COME DOWN HERE AND LISTEN TO ONE DIRECTION!" Alex screamed back.

"I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO THOSE-"

"Don't you dare," Safi threatened from beside me. Dang it.

"Yes Mom," I muttered as I walked downstairs.

"If you call me that again I'm gonna make you stand in the corner!"

I blew a raspberry up at her and then laughed as ran the rest of the way downstairs, Safi close behind me.

"Hi guys!" I yelled as I launched myself into the air and bellyflopped onto the wide couch of Safi's that I love so much and landed to Alex's right.

Alexandra is about Safi's height with long, strait brown hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a Justice Crew T-shirt with jeans and she had a gummy worm hanging out the side of her smirk. She was holding up her smartphone for Mari to see the video, one leg crossed over the other.

Marina was at Alex's left side. She's the tallest of us shorties, about two or three inches tall than me. She has long, curly brown hair clipped back on one side with green eyes. She had on her trademarks: a key necklace of some sort, many rings on her fingers, and a watch on her wrist. She wore a Harry potter T-shirt, jeans and a small, handmade chap stick holder clipped to her belt loop. She had a smile on her face, but then again, she always did.

"Hey Lees!" they said as they gave me attempted hugs from my spot next to them.

"How's it goin'?" I said sitting up.

"Pretty good!" Alex replied, tossing her head up so that the rest the gummy worm fell into her mouth. "One D?" she asked as she offered her phone for me to see, still chewing. Luckily, I speak food.

"Is it the song that sound like a-"

"No! It's Heart Attack."

"Oh fine." I said, adjusting myself to see the screen. Safi came over too and sat next to Mari. We listened to the rest of the song, singing along to the five British boys-oh, excuse me, four British boys and one Scottish-until the song ended. I didn't really mind 1D, they were actually pretty good, but I didn't fangirl all over them like some of my friends. I thought they should rap and breakdance more, and turn up the bass.

Baby, you got me sick,/I don't know what I did,/Need to take a break and figure it out, yeah,/Got your voice in my head,/Sayin' "Let's just be friends,"/Can't believe the words came out of your mouth, yeah

I'm tryna be okay,/I'm tryna be alright,/But seein' you with him,/Just don't feel right

And I'm like (ow!) never thought it'd hurt so bad/Gettin' over you-ooh,/And (ow!) you're givin' me a heart attack/Lookin' like you do-ooh,/'Cause you're all I ever wanted,/Thought you would be the one/It's (ow!) givin' me a heart attack,/Gettin' over you-ooh-ooh-ooh,

Yeah,/Baby now that you're gone,/I can't stand dumb love songs,/Missing you is all I'm thinking about, yeah/Everyone's tellin' me,/I'm just too blind to see,/How you messed me up, I'm better off now, yeah

I'm tryna be okay,/I'm tryna be alright,/But seein' you with him,/Just don't feel right

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,/Ow!/Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh/Yeah, every time you look like that,/Ow!/Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ow!/Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh/You're givin' me a heart attack

But seeing you with him,/Just don't feel right

You,/Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh/You're all I ever wanted,/Ow/Yeah, every time you look like that,/Ow/Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh/Come on, you're all I ever wanted/Ow/Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh/You're giving me a heart attack,/Ow!

Not a second after the song ended, we heard a door slam open upstairs.

"ZARA IS IN THE HIZ-OUSE!" The squad was completed. The craziest of us had arrived. Safi started to get up to help Zara in like a good hostess but the next thing we knew Zara had leaped down the stairs, spun around and launched herself at us. She landed in the middle of us, creating a heap of crazy girls.

"Zara!" we all complained.

"Hey guys!" she said happily, as if the rest of us had not just been crushed. I couldn't exactly glomp her, (as was customary between us, usually I'd have to hold her up though because she has terrible balance), since she was lying down, so I did the next back thing. I grabbed her around the middle and tackled her to the floor and off of the rest of our friends.

"'Sup dude?" I asked as I stood up.

"The stratosphere." she said from her spot on the floor. She's a tiny thing at only an inch above five feet (though she insists that she's 5'2"), and she has long, dyed black hair with purple highlights and brown eyes that changed shades. She was wearing a One Direction T-shirt and jeans.

"Hardeeharhar," I said as I helped her up. "We're watching One Dee, you in?"

"Am I in? Seriously?" She asked sarcastically as she got up and took my seat beside Alex. I shrugged and sat next to her. Mari, Alex, Safi, Zara and I sung to the song, Rock Me.

Do you remember summer '09?/Wanna go back there every night,/Just can't lie, was the best time of my life,/Lying on the beach as the sun blew out,/Playing this guitar by the fire too loud,/Oh my, my, they could never shut us down

I used to think that I was better alone,/Why did I ever wanna let you go?/Under the moonlight as we stared at the sea,/The words you whispered I will always believe

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah,/I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah,/I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal, show me you care/I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah

We were together summer '09,/Wanna roll back like pressing rewind,/You were mine and we never said goodbye

I used to think that I was better alone (better alone),/Why did I ever wanna let you go? (let you go),/Under the moonlight as we stared at the sea (stared at the sea),/The words you whispered I will always believe

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah/I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah/I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal, show me you care/I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah

R-O-C-K me again,/R-O-C-K me again,/R-O-C-K me again, yeah/I want you to R-O-C-K me again,/R-O-C-K me again,/R-O-C-K me again, yeah

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah/I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah/I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal, show me you care/I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah

"Oh, I forgot to tell you guys," Safi said when the song was over. "I have one more guest here tonight.

"Who?" Safi asked.

"Hailey."

"HAILEY?!"

I smiled. I love Hailey.

"But she's crazy!" Mari protested.

"Yeah she makes Zara look like a Zen master!" Alex added.

"Ommmmm," Zara said for effect.

"I know," Safi sighed. "But it's only for the night. I've just been watching her while my parents were on vacation. They're coming over to pick her up tomorrow."

"Well that's a relief," Alex said.

Safi stood up. "I'm going to go get her now," she said. "She can't stay in that room all night."

"Okay," we all said. We watched Safi go up the stairs. Nothing was said as we listened to the sound of Safi's footsteps upstairs. Then the footsteps stopped.

"You guys ready?" Safi yelled down to us.

The rest of us huddled close together on the couch. I was still smiling. "Ready!" We yelled back.

Then we heard the sound of a door opening.

Safi had unleashed the monster.

A loud, fast thumping of feet came to our ears. The thumping ran across the house with incredible speed, and then it practically flew down the stairs. We huddled closer together and I closed my eyes as the thumping turned to skidding across the hardwood floor.

The monster had arrived.

I opened my eyes just in time to see a blur of strawberry blonde came straight at us.

WOOF

"HAILEY!" Everyone complained to the golden retriever that had jumped on top of us.

I laughed. "Hailey!" I exclaimed. Hailey responded by jumping on top of me. I laughed harder as she covered me in doggy kisses, trying to keep my mouth out of her reach. I love dogs and I don't mind being slobbered on as long as none of it gets in my mouth. I'm not one of those crazy people who like it when dogs lick inside my mouth. I hadn't had a dog since I was 13, and she'd been a very nervous dog who often bit us, so we gave her away. I'd never been able to have a real dog, so I loved every chance I got to be around one.

Hailey jumped off me and tried to give the same treatment to my friends, but they had all grown up with crazy dogs, so they weren't as pleased as I was.

"Hailey! Heel!" Safi came down and commanded, to no effect. "HAILEY! HEEL!"

Eventually, Hailey had calmed down to laying down beside the couch, quivering with excitement.

Wiping the slobber off my face, I beamed and said, "Hey Safi! Can we play hide and seek Hailey? Please pretty please?"

"Hey that sounds like fun!" Zara said and Mari and Alex agreed, both beginning to grin giddily.

Safi smiled and nodded. "Okay, that's a good way to start off the party" she said.

"YES!" Zara and I exclaimed and high-fived. "Me first!" Zara yelled as she ran up the stairs.

Hailey was about to run after her, but Safi was able to catch her by the collar before she could go anywhere. "You have one minute!" she called after Zara.

One minute later, and we were all grinning like madwomen. Safi looked up at us. "Should we let her have it?" she asked.

We looked at each other and started to count down loud enough for Zara to hear us, wherever she was. "Three! Two! One! GO!" We yelled and Safi let go of Hailey's collar.

"Hailey! Go find Zara!" Safi ordered.

Hailey took off like a rocket. She zoomed up the stairs and the rest of us ran after her. She got to Zara before the rest of us did.

"AAIE!" We heard a scream from ahead. "Hailey get off! No! Ahahahahaha! Eek! Guys come help me!"

We all laughed and rounded the corner to see the tip of Hailey's wagging tail in the bathroom door. We ran in and saw that Zara had curled herself into a small cabinet under the sink and had closed the doors. Somehow, Hailey had managed to nose the door open and now Zara was cornered and being loved to death.

Safi pulled Hailey off of Zara, who managed to uncurl herself from the ball she was in and crawl out of the cabinet. "That was the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me," she said, wiping some slobber off her face.

I giggled. "My turn!" I said as I ran back downstairs. Reaching the bottom, I looked around. I knew that I had only one minute to hide, so I had to make my hiding place a good one. That would be hard, since small, dark spaces are the best hiding spots, and I'm not too fond of small, dark spaces. I glanced down at my feet. I actually had socks on, for once. Then I got an idea. I took off my socks-phew! Did they stink! Yep, this would defiantly do the trick. So I dragged the socks along the ground until I came to the bookshelf and stuffed them in a small corner.

"Three! Two! One! GO! Hailey! Go find Adaliz!" I heard from upstairs. Out of time to come up with a better idea, I quickly ran to the back of the living room and hid behind the couch. Not a second later, Hailey came pounding down the stairs. Just as I had hoped, she ran right over to where I'd put my socks and my friends followed.

"No! NO! Hailey drop it!" I heard Safi say.

"Adaliz! Hailey's got your socks!" I heard Mari yell.

Oh great! I shot out from behind the couch just in time to see Safi rip my socks from Hailey's mouth. I walked over and took them from Safi's hands. They were nothing but torn, wet rags now. I giggled. "That's what I get for trying to cheat!" I said as I tossed what once were socks into the garbage.

"I've got some extra socks if you want them, Lees," Mari offered.

I looked up and smiled at her. "Don't worry," I said. "I usually go sockless anyway!"

~~Skippo~~

We played three more times. Alex hid in the shower, Mari hid in a large pile of stuffed animals, and Safi hid under her bed. Hailey found all of us every time. After the game was over, we put Hailey outside to burn of some energy. As IF!

"Well," Mari said, still smiling. "What should we do now?"

"I know!" Safi exclaimed, and in a burst on energy only seen at our parties, she ran out of the room. I smiled, happy to see her cut loose.

Soon, we heard the scrape of wood against wood, and then we saw Safi dragging out a wooden limbo set.

"Limbo!" Zara screamed, ran up to Safi and before we could stop her, she stole the limbo stick and ran around the room waving it in the air.

"ZARA HAS A STICK!" Alex sounded the alarm and Mari, Safi and I tackled her to the ground.

"My sticky! Mine!" Zara yelled as we tried to take the stick from her, being careful of her teeth. Zara bites.

"Zara let go or I won't let you have any brownies!" Mari threatened.

"Letting go!" Zara said and suddenly let go of the stick, sending the rest of us flying backwards.

"Zara," Safi sighed from her spot on the floor. "Be a good girl and go plug this into the stereo." She held up her phone for Zara, knowing better than to toss something to her.

"Okay!" Zara exclaimed as she jumped up and took the phone from Safi's hands. As the rest of us picked ourselves off the floor and set up the limbo set on the carpet, Zara looked through Safi's song list and found Limbo Rock.

Somehow, I'd ended up at the front of the limbo line. I am the least flexible girl on the planet. I can't even touch my toes, but at least it was just me and my friends. It was pretty much impossible for me to feel embarrassed when with my friends.

"You guys had better not step on my face when I fall," I joked and my friends laughed. Then I looked at the relatively high bar in front of me. Ima kill dis stick! I told myself with a smirk.

"Okay guys!" Zara said, finger poised above the play button. "You ready?"

"Yeah!"

"Let's go!" Zara exclaimed, pressing the button.

Every limbo boy and girl/All around the limbo world/Gonna do the limbo rock/All around the limbo clock/Jack be limbo, Jack be quick/Jack go unda limbo stick

As the music started, I bent backwards to make it under the stick. The rest of my friends followed, Zara hardly having to duck at all.

All around the limbo clock/Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Limbo lower now/Limbo lower now/How low can you go

First you spread your limbo feet/Then you move to limbo beat/Limbo ankolimboneee,/Bend back like a limbo tree/Jack be limbo, Jack be quick/Jack go unda limbo stick/All around the limbo clock/Hey, let's do the limbo rock

la la la etc (instead of instrumental break)

We went around a few more times, moving the bar lower with each round. It wasn't long before the bar had reached a height at which I wasn't sure if I could make it under. I eyed the bar distastefully, but then I began to bend over backwards. I knew that my balance wasn't very good; it was almost as bad as Zara's! I had a reputation for being clumsy, but then again, all of us did. So when I reached a height at which I might, might be able to make it under, I stepped forward. I kept going until the stick was right under my nose. Then I started to tip.

"WoaAAH!" I yelled as my arms flailed out to the sides in a desperate yet futile attempt to maintain balance. When my toes lifted off the ground, my back stopped arching and I landed on my rump.

My friends started laughing as so did I. It was funny! I must've looked like a cartoon with my arms going everywhere! I got up from my spot on the floor , stood next to the limbo stick, flipped back non-existent dreads, and said "Keep da game goin', mahn!" in a Jamaican accent. My friends laughed and as they continued limboing I continued singing the song in a Jamaican accent, humming when I didn't know the lyrics, which was pretty much for the entire song.

Get yourself a limbo girl/Give that chic a limbo whirl/There's a limbo moon above/You will fall in limbo love/Jack be limbo, Jack be quick/Jack go unda limbo stick/All around the limbo clock/Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Eventually only Zara and Safi were left; Zara because she's so small, and Safi because she's extremely flexible. The bar was ridiculously low, and Zara lived up to her unbalanced reputation and didn't make it under. Safi stood looking at the stick.

"Come on Safira! You can do it!" we cheered.

Safi looked at us and smiled. Then she calmly took off her panda hat with paws and set it down to her left. Then she lifted her hands over her head and she bent back…and back…and back until her palms were on the floor. In this bridge shape, she proceeded to sort of scuttle under the stick. One she had passed, she erected herself, beaming.

Don't move that limbo bar/You'll be a limbo star/How low can you go

"Woo hoo! Go Safi!" we cheered again as we all gave her hugs.

"As winner of the limbo contest," Safi said, placing her panda hat on her head like a winner's crown. "and hostess of this party, I declare that we shall have a dance party to celebrate!"

"YAY!" We all yelled and made a dash for the stereo. Alex got there first and plugged in her phone. She immediately turned on Justice Crew's "Boom Boom", to which none of us protested. She proceeded to teach us the moves she knew from the chorus, which included moves which we would never do in public.

Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)

Woo!

Okay, the gang's all here/And everything feels alright/Ladies, the drinks on me/Yeah, we can do shots all night/That's right, I'm on that s***/(I'm on it)/And it's about to go go down/All night, we ain't gon' quit/And all I need is a few more chicks/(Let's go)

Yeah, ladies we drop it/So no man is hot in it/And we got money/To blow oh oh/The party is rockin'/The whole crew is poppin'/We own this, we got this/Let's go oh oh

Callin' all sexy girls/All around the world/Look at that aeroplane fly/Up on cloud nine/D*** you so sexy ooh/And the things you do/Drive me out of my mi-mi-mind/And the party goes boom boom boom

New York to Cali/London, Miami/Them girls be slammin'/And the party goes boom boom boom/Rio, Dubai/Moscow, Mumbai/So sexy fly/'Cause the party goes boom boom boom

D*** girl you were ten, oh my/And you keep looking at me/No wings, but you still fly/If you got a man tell him bye bye bye

Yeah, ladies we drop it/So no man is hot in it/And we got money/To blow oh oh/The party is rockin'/The whole crew is poppin'/We own this, we got this/Let's go oh oh

Callin' all sexy girls/All around the world/Look at that aeroplane fly/Up on cloud nine/D*** you so sexy ooh/And the things you do/Drive me out of my mi-mi-mind/And the party goes boom boom boom

New York to Cali/London, Miami/Them girls be slammin'/And the party goes boom boom boom/Rio, Dubai/Moscow, Mumbai/So sexy fly/'Cause the party goes boom boom boom

Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/'Cause the party goes boom boom boom/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/(It's getting hot in here)/Boom boom/Yeeeeaaahhh

Callin' all sexy girls/All around the world/Look at that aeroplane fly/Up on cloud nine/D*** you so sexy ooh/And the things you do/Drive me out of my mi-mi-mind/And the party goes boom boom boom

New York to Cali/London, Miami/Them girls be slammin'/And the party goes boom boom boom (yeah)/Rio, Dubai/Moscow, Mumbai/So sexy fly/'Cause the party goes boom boom boom

New York to Cali/(Boom Boom)/London, Miami/(Boom Boom)/Them girls be slammin'/(Boom Boom)/And the party goes boom boom boom boom/Rio, Dubai/(Boom Boom)/Moscow Mumbai/(Boom Boom)/So sexy fly/'Cause the party goes boom boom boom

I am such a bad dancer, but I love to dance! Thankfully embarrassment among my friends and I is virtually nonexistent, so I didn't have to hold back. After some more songs, we eventually became exhausted and we decided that maybe we should change into our pj's and order pizza.

When it was my turn to go into the bathroom to change, I quickly put on a huge blue T-shirt and my fuzzy cow pajama pants. I took a quick glance at the mirror. I'm around 5'4" with maple syrup brown eyes. My hair was a pixie cut that had been dyed a bright blue, but was starting to fade away and you could see my dirty blond/light brown hair color at the roots. I smiled at how messed up my hair was from all that dancing. Just wait until my morning bedhead came…

I walked out of the bathroom just in time to see Alex grab the phone to dial Domino's Pizza. Then I got an idea…

"Alex wait!" I exclaimed as I ran up to her. "Guys!" I called and beckoned everyone closer. "I've got an idea, but first, Alex, let me use your phone," When she handed it to me, I used it to YouTube "Gabriel Iglesias Drive Thru Voice"…

~~Skippeedoo~~

One minute and forty-two seconds later, we were all rolling on the floor laughing. "So do you guys think we should do it?" I asked them between laughs.

"OH MY GOSH YES!" Zara screamed and that sent us into another laughing frenzy.

"Okay then since Alex has the best composure I think that she should do it," I said.

"All right!" Alex fist pumped and then dialed.

"Everyone be quiet!" Mari giggled.

We could just barely hear the person on the other end come on and greet her.

"Hello sir? Hahahahahahaha!" Alex said in a very high, obnoxious voice. "Can I please have three large cheese pizzas and an order of breadsticks? Hahahahaha!" The speaker repeated the order and Alex said, "Oh my gosh yes!"

We all almost fainted trying to keep our laughter in. Alex then proceeded to give our address in the same voice and then hung up. We all rolled around on the floor laughing hysterically for a good five minutes until we could finally talk again.

"Okay Safi," I said. "When the guy comes, you go get the pizzas, okay?"

Safi frowned. She was very shy around strangers and did not enjoy talking to them.

"Don't worry," I said "Only Alex will actually talk." I explained the rest of my plan.

Safi cocked her head to one side, considering this, then she smiled and nodded.

~~Skippeedee~~

When the pizza man came, a very quiet, shy Safi opened the door. The pizza man looked confused at her silence. "Uh, did you order three large cheese pizzas and an order of breadsticks?" he asked her. She nodded, shyly avoiding eye contact and pointed to the table sitting next to the door. As the pizza man came in we made sure that we were all hidden and Alex began sneaking up behind the man. Once he'd set the pizzas down, he turned to her and said, "Will you be paying in cash?"

That's when Alex popped out at the guy's shoulder and said in that same voice, "Oh my gosh yes! Hahahahahahaha!"

The look on that poor guy's face was priceless! We couldn't take it anymore and we fell out of our hiding spots, laughing like crazy. The dude didn't know what to do, and so we paid him and gave him an extra-large tip for all the trouble we had caused. We sent him away then, shutting the door before laughing once more and diving into our pizzas.

~~Skippeeday~~

After we'd finished eating our pizzas, it was decided that we should play Safi's singing game on her gaming system. Mari went up first, and she squealed with delight when she found one of her favorite songs.

Hey, hey, hey

Your lipstick stainsOn the front lobe of my/Left-side brains/I knew I wouldn't forget you/And so I went and let you/Blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam The smell of you in everySingle dream I dreamI knew when we collidedYou're the one I have decidedWho's one of my kind

Hey soul sister/Ain't that mister mister/On the radio, stereo/The way you move ain't fair, you know/Hey soul sister I don't wanna miss/A single thing you do/Tonight

Hey, hey, hey

Just in time/I'm so glad you have/A one track mind like me/You gave my life direction/A game show love connection/We can't deny /I'm so obsessed/My heart is bound to beat/Right out my untrimmed chest/I believe in you/Like a virgin, you're Madonna/And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister/Ain't that mister mister/On the radio, stereo/The way you move ain't fair, you know/Hey soul sister I don't wanna miss/A single thing you do/Tonight

The way you can cut a rug/Watching you is the only drug I need/So gangster, I'm so thug/You're the only one I'm dreaming of /You see, I can be myself now finally/In fact there's nothing I can't be/I want the world to see you'll be with me

Hey soul sister/Ain't that mister mister/On the radio, stereo/The way you move ain't fair, you know/Hey soul sister I don't wanna miss/A single thing you do/Tonight

Hey soul sister I don't wanna miss/A single thing you do/Tonight

Hey, hey, hey/Tonight/Hey, hey, hey/Tonight

We all clapped and cheered for her when she had finished. She's a really good singer! After her, a few more people sang. When it was Safi's turn, she came across a song on the list that she didn't recognize.

"What the heck is that?"

"I dunno, look at the lyrics."

…

"Oh great! Another drunk song!"

"Isn't a Bolognese a dog?"

"They mean the sauce!"

"Why are they drawing a circle?"

"That's the earth!"

"Why are they toasting with boots?"

"It's an Italian thing."

"It's so weird!"

"It actually sounds kindof fun!"

"Hey it's a five person song!"

"Really? I thought the max was four!"

"Let's all sing! Come on! Let's share the mike!"

"Okay! Here we go!"

Hey hey papa, could I have some wine/Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!? It doesn't matter what I do I'll never forget,/The taste of Bolognese won't get out of my head!

Draw a circle, that's the earth! Draw a circle, that's the earth! Draw a circle, that's the earth! I am Hetalia!

Ah, the world around us,/Can be seen through the stroke of a single brush,/And now we give a toast with our boots!/Hetalia!

"AAAAAAAH!" The next thing we knew, we were falling through the air! Then everything went black. When we woke up, something was very different.

There were eight men staring at us. And Zara screamed:

"OMIGOSH IMA CARTOON!"