JennaTheMusicalPythonitehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Producers, A Chorus Line, Guys and Dolls, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Little Shop of Horrors, RENT, Blazing Saddles, Cats, Austin Powers, Rocky Horror, and Monty Python. (Formerly Ullabloom) Hi, guys. I'm Jenna. After a 13-month hiatus, I have returned! :) I'm a theatre girl. Nathan and Matthew are my kings. Lea Salonga is my Queen. I am twe-elve, going on thirteen... Yeah, I'm obsessed with Broadway. And Musicals. And Disney. And John Green Novels. And Mel Brooks Movies. And Monty Python. Your point is? And now for something completely different. Random facts about me: Things I'm good at: Walking into walls. Generally failing. Falling down stairs. Tripping over my own feet. Fangirling. I enjoy singing, dancing, acting, and writing fanfiction. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm GOOD at it. Perkel Youth Theatre And now, Quotes: "Always Look on the bright side of life" "Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true" "I'm stuck, like a dope, with a thing called hope" "Nothing comes from nothing. Nothing ever could" "Another day, another destiny" "Being true to yourself never goes out of style" "Impossible things are happening everyday!" And I really don't have anything else to say. So...bye! | |||||||
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What Really Happened: The Untold Tale of Seussia by TheCatsApprentice19 reviews
The world of Seuss was once everything we ever imagined it would be, but not anymore. A new threat has changed this realm, a unstable future foretold. To maintain the balance, they need heroes to rise, stories to be told and one creature to set their plans in motion. Could one human be the missing piece, or is this a mistake they could all regret?
Seussical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,759 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Gertrude M., Horton, Jojo M., OC
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6806 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Stormtime Snuggles by BlackBirdsInBlue reviews
When Rod and Nicky are stuck inside during a storm, what are they to do. Play a few games? No. Watch a few movies? Yes. Get scared out of their minds? Most certainly. And of course, snuggle.
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
CATS plus Alaska equeals Chaos by Stardust Trail reviews
yet another humans meet Jellicles fic, this time the CATS are set up to vacation in Alaska, courtesy of Andrew Lloyd Webber, but what happens when Elina meets humans for the first time in her life? chaos, confusion with a small pinch of romance
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 29,019 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Coricopat, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap, Tantomile
Roxanne Majors by ForeverBowie reviews
Roxanne Majors is a bright young girl who is Brad and Janet's daughter. Columbia hates her and will do anything to get rid of her. This is pretty much a life story about Roxanne.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Janet W., Brad M., Columbia, OC
Why is the Car Flying by krakkenchaos reviews
Taking place immediately after the movie ends, Danny and Sandy find themselves on a new, unexpected adventure that will change the lives of the T-birds, Pink Ladies, and maybe the whole world. (This fanfic uses elements from both the movie and the stage musical.)
Grease - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Danny Z., Sandy O., Kenickie
We All Deserve To Die by AlexandraJane reviews
The lead up to and the death of Mrs Lovett from her perspective. The song sung in the movie is the dialogue. *May be inaccuracies - done from memory*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Eleanor L., Lucy B., Sweeney T.
Surviving by yankees545 reviews
A RENT fic inserted into the play between the funeral and Halloween. It's based around Mark and the line "perhaps it's because I'm the one of us who survived" The tense was weird to me so... plot bunny... what if Mark had and lost someone too? Constructive criticism is welcome! Shout-out to my wonderful beta, ullabloom!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Mark C. - Complete
Don't Tell The Truth by ineffableeffableeffanineffable reviews
'Tell me it's not true. That's it's a joke or something, anything! Please.' - Rumpleteazer confronts Mungojerrie about what was said about him before Macavity attacked.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats by ineffableeffableeffanineffable reviews
Did you ever want to know how Rumpleteazer became one of Macavity's agents? Did you ever wonder Grizabella left the tribe? Did you ever want the Jellices to sing and dance to Lady Gaga? Fifteen short stories about the Jellicles based on different songs on my iPod.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
When Someone Needs You by ineffableeffableeffanineffable reviews
He needs me. He really does need me. The others don't understand. They think that I'm fooling myself. But I know that he does need me, that he does love me. I know he does. Based on the song 'As Long as He Needs Me' from 'Oliver' (but it isn't a songfic)
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Demeter, Macavity - Complete
Dearest Etcetera by ineffableeffableeffanineffable reviews
Admetus writes a love-letter to Etcetera to tell her how he feels.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Admetus, Etcetera - Complete
Modernized Corpse Bride by nitegirl123 reviews
Read the title
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Victor V., Emily
Lost Without a Trace by JennaTheMusicalPythonite reviews
You would think the Blooms are the perfect couple, but 3 years (and one daughter) later, they wonder if they should end their relationship, and they seek help from their friends... ...They also end up in a lot of trouble
Producers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
My Immortal by YaoiFan20 reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Draco M., OC
A Matchbox Of Our Own by ButThenThere'sAudrey reviews
Audrey and Seymour have left Skid Row and their worries behind. They are happily married and are living in their own little house, Audrey is about 3/4 months pregnant, but will there be trouble in paradise?
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Audrey, Seymour K.
An Austin Powers Sequel: After Goldmember by Jade Featherstone
Mike Meyers refused to do a 4th Austin Powers, saying a joke was only funny 3 times. I love him for that. It's better that Austin Powers ended the way it did...however, what would happen if they did make another Austin Powers movie? I can tell you EXACTLY how they'd do it, leaving off at Scott Evil...
Austin Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2013
Robin in the Mirror by emiz.12 reviews
Robin was contemplating fleeing the church, and Mirror Robin had the nerve to taunt her with her awesome perfection.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Robin S.
The Producers 2: Broadway Beats by gingersnapperr reviews
Max Bialystock is in his prime. He has a new appearance, a new success and a best friend to rely on. But then, a figure from his past reappears in his life, and things begin to become hectic. Max starts questioning the things in his life, including his friendship with Leo Bloom! *DISCONTINUED*
Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
Fry Cooks on Venus, and other Career Paths by Nyte Quill reviews
Whatever happened to the Ferris Bueller crew after the credits rolled? Did Ferris marry Sloane? Did Cameron grow a spine? Did Mr. Rooney ever go to the zoo? My weird musings during a sick day. Rated T just to be safe.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
Crystal, Ronette, And Chiffon by John Richards reviews
Little Shop Of Horrors is Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon telling the story of Seymour and Audrey. Here I tell the story of Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Alternate Ending by ChocolateChipCookie32 reviews
This is a one shot alternate ending for the movie. What if the movie had ended a little differently?
Carrie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Making Dysfunction Work by RitatheBeetle reviews
They had never had the most conventional relationship. Though they had their faults, their ups and their many downs, they'd always end up finding each other. Because what they had was twisted and beautiful. Ron/Tammy 2 oneshots. Don't like, don't read.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Tammy 2, Ron S.
Rose Tinted World by FrankieFan82 reviews
Brad and Janet don't remember what happened on that fateful night in November. Can they still have a normal life?
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Janet W., Brad M. - Complete
The Golden Girls Watch: CATS The Musical by cringingin2017 reviews
Due to a mix up at the video store, The Golden Girls are stuck watching CATS the Musical
Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
The Fat Tuxedo Cat Keeps Us Whole by cringingin2017 reviews
When Mistoffelees gets bad news about his Uncle Bustopher all hell breaks loose. Sucky Title.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bustopher Jones, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Riff and Magenta by rocky-caru reviews
Riff and Magenta dance to the Time Warp
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
24th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee by DyanaRoseJill reviews
William Barfee was a finalist in last year's Spelling Bee, but had to withdraw for medical reasons... Oneshot
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Chip T., W. Barfee - Complete
Hey Hey Hey by BoxOfScraps reviews
Someone needs to stop eating all day-ay-ay
Fat Albert - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
Keep It Gay by Bialywhoos reviews
Hoping to get Roger to direct their newest show, Prisoner's of Love, Max has Leo take Roger out on a date. Leo wants it to be strictly business, but Roger is looking for something else out of it that will surely leave Leo in hysterics.
Producers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Rent: A Cinematic Rock Opera by Mc5TenforTwo reviews
A fan's screen adaptation of "Rent," devised from the ruins of other screenplays to create an alternative to Chris Columbus' excuse for a film released by Sony in 2005. Please read and review!
Crossover - Screenplays & RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Yeah Baby, Yeah! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Powers Vs. Evil...who shall win? Well...stupid question, isn't it.
Austin Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Bustopher's Letter by XelQ reviews
Bustopher Jones writes a complaint. My first fanfic, so be kind! I know it's not very funny or entertaining, so read at your own risk.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bustopher Jones - Complete
Through Julie's Eyes by Snowflake Archive reviews
Sequel to "Return to Skid Row." Audrey and Seymour's daughter realizes that life can be a very confusing thing. Will the family stick together with a new flower shop, a baby on the way, and a new threat to Seymour and Audrey's marriage?
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,224 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - OC, Seymour K., Audrey - Complete
I Found You by Bialywhoos reviews
When Max and Leo get into a fight, Leo feels terrible. He doubts Max will ever forgive him and he has no idea how to make it up to him. But Max knows how.
Producers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Goodbye Love: A Eulogy for RENT by TwilighterRenthead reviews
A long overdue tribute to RENT's long and illustrious life.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
A Night to Remember by Snowflake Archive reviews
A midquel to the stage musical. Seymour and Audrey go on their first date and realize they have more in common than they once thought. As with any romance of mine, there shall be fluff. Also, this story is in its permanent version and will never be revised despite its flaws.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Seymour K., Audrey - Complete
Avenue Rent by PandaFire McMango reviews
Avenue Q meets RENT! I'm changing Avenue Q songs so that they pertain to RENT fic characters. It's ridiculous...but I LOVE IT. You don't even really need to know Avenue Q to get these, they're just meant to be funny to anyone.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007
Ten Commandments of RENT by PandaFire McMango reviews
This was taken down, but it's back up. I couldn't let it die, it's my baby! This is basically a little parody of RENT: a part of Larsonism, or Rent as a Religion. Which is not actually a parody...but it's funny. AND REAL.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Abnormal Attachments by Bialywhoos reviews
Max takes Leo's blue blanket away from him while he takes a nap and replaces it with another one that looks like it. How long will it take him to realize it? Not long, that's for sure.
Producers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
The Rocky Horror Poetry Show by Partial Anaesthesia reviews
Just some Rocky related stuff I did ages ago. May add to it, may not.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
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In the Frozen Land of Nador reviews
...you know the quote. Need I say more? Random Oneshot, somewhat fluffy...
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
I Really Am Yours, Eddie, Don't You Forget It reviews
As far as they're concerned, Eddie and Columbia are perfect for each other! But when the secret gets out...things spiral out of control...
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Columbia, Eddie
No Doing Anything About It reviews
The Rum Tum Tugger is an animal. He creates trouble for a couple of other kittens and queens, but what'll happen when he gets Bombalurina pregnant? Adding to the fire, he's still in (love? No. infatuation? Quite possible...) with Mistofelees... Demeter has a secret of her own... Bomba/Tugger/Misto triangle, Demeter/He who shall be revealed.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bombalurina, Demeter, Macavity, Rum Tum Tugger
Shag Me Rotten, Baby reviews
Alotta's thoughts the night Austin visits her...my first oneshot! :)
Austin Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Complete
Lost Without a Trace reviews
You would think the Blooms are the perfect couple, but 3 years (and one daughter) later, they wonder if they should end their relationship, and they seek help from their friends... ...They also end up in a lot of trouble
Producers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
The Secret Behind Lili von Shtupp reviews
Lili, after losing everything, remembers who she is, and tries to rebuild her life... This explains why she is so...you know...her...and tells you how she ended up in Rock Ridge.
Blazing Saddles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013
Rent II: Goodbye Love reviews
A sequel to Rent, 5 years after that fateful period in the main characters' lives. Mimi and Roger have a child, Mark (now successful) works on another film, Maureen and Joanne try to leave so they can get married, and Collins finds a new Angel...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Mark C., Roger D., Mimi M., Alexi D.
Don't Feed the Plants! reviews
When Audrey's sister and Seymour's brother get hired to take over Mushnik and Son's, they find out secrets that will help them unravel the truth of what really happened before, during, and after their siblings' deaths.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Audrey II
He's Gonna Marry Me reviews
When Ferris comes back home, how does he explain to Sloane that he is dating another girl?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2013
Adelaide Masterson and Sarah Detroit? reviews
What if Adelaide developed feelings for Sky, and Sarah for Nathan?
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Adelaide, Sarah B.
Clark Vs Morales reviews
Val and Diana are worst enemies. when Val thinks that there is not a spotlight big enough for the both of them, things get ugly...
A Chorus Line - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Diana, Val
