So, yeah. I don't really like blabbity-blabbing about myself too much. I'm just a dude that likes to write in my spare time (which is not much).

I also have an account on under the same name. It's got all the same stuff on it as the one here, but I liked the interface and sense of community on Fimfiction a lot more, so I figured I'd make an account on there just for giggles.

I also really appreciate constructive criticism, so if you see something in one of my stories that sucks or needs some improvement, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite!

So I will now be using some profile space to reply to a review of my apparently controversial story, "Black Eye" by a guy/gal named "Soulbladered," because the reviewer was either too cowardly to login to his/her account so I could PM them, or simply does not have an account.

First off, I am going to assume that you are not a troll, but are instead somebody with a sincere (but nonetheless emotionally charged) opinion of something I have written, and will thus treat you as such. I'll start at the beginning:

"I read this and I got so fucking mad,"

I am sorry if my story produced such a visceral reaction in you. That was not my intention.

"I wish I knew where you lived so I can beat YOU and see how YOU think it feels?"

Well it's a good thing you don't know where I live, isn't it? And also, it's not like I have no idea what corporal punishment feels like; when I was little, my parents spanked me when I really screwed up or blatantly disobeyed. So yeah, I can safely say that I know what corporal punishment feels like. Not "beating," but that? Yes.

"Not good, right?"

Of course not.

"Child abuse is always wrong no matter what!"

I agree 100%. The thing is, there is a fine line between spanking and abuse. And I say "fine line" because, when done out of anger or taken too far, it can quite easily lead into abuse. Fortunately, Applejack does no such thing in the story. Read it again if you don't believe me. Sometimes, love is tough, and if anything, I think I made it very clear to show the love between Applejack and Applebloom as realistically as possible.

"But you seem to like abusing children!"

Because I write a story that has corporal punishment in it, I like abusing children? Not at all.

"Yo uara sickening bastard. FUCK you for writing this story! BITCH!"

Good day to you, too, good fellow.