Try "pyromancer." XD There's your rhyme...

Omg that was so freaking funny, I had to stop reading for awhile. LOL

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Aside from make me laugh my ass off, that is? XD

Jeez, man, you are AMAZING! I think I'm going to be up all night reading your stuff. Totally worth it!

no way. just no way. why dat ending?

Dragon nipple cancer..? All right moving on.

This is so dumb... WHY DO I LIKE IT?

Okay I fell like this is just the beginning.

I don't even know.

Welp, it's whatever ungodly time in the morning (on my part of the world) and I was slapped awake by this fic. Not bad. Now I just have to find a way to tell myself that's its okay for spyro, enderdragon and others to have nipples as well...

Really. What is this doing here. . . "Spike has nipples and he needs your help!"

Fantastic.

that last line LMAO