Hello there! I'm either Patrick Stump's Fedora, Mastermind Ritsu, or Kuro Klaus! I'm a "troll" Quotev user who writes parodies for people's entertainment! Granted, I do write serious works, but that's rare. I'm only here to make people laugh, not to upset anyone! I beta read and critique also!

INFO:

Name: You can call me Squiggles or whatever you want!

Favorite animes: Assassination Classroom, Kamigami no Asobi, Mekakucity Actors, Attack on Titan, DanganRonpa, Monster, Drrr!, Hanayamata,

Favorite book: A tie, between A Confederacy of Dunces and High School of Mutual Memeing.

Favorite Vocaloids/UTAU's/Cevio's: Yohioloid, Namine Ritsu, Ruko Yokune, Alys, Rana, Anon and Kanon, Merli, Aoki Lapis, Caeles.

Favorite Band: Fall Out Boy

Favorite songs: No Logic, JITTER DOLL, Outer Science Rearrange, Ayano's Theory of Happiness, Distant Fields.

Pets: A cat named Pudding, and he is very pretty.

Muse: Namine Ritsu.

Pet Peeves in Fanfiction

--POV Switching. To authors who switch POV's. This is definitely not needed. And this is why. In a story, you stick to only ONE POV. First, second, or third. There is no exception to switch the POV to someone else's in a story. And when you do, you make me want to take a lemon and squeeze the juice into my eyes. This is DEFINITELY not needed, I will state again. STICK TO ONE POV. PLEASE.

To quote one reviewer from a forum on FF: "To put it bluntly. Yes. It is a bad thing. It takes the reader out of the story if they have to pause and try to figure out who's head they've suddenly switched to. It jarring and very frustrating when it happens without warning. I'm sorry but I really hate going from first to third and back again. If you feel that first person is to constricting use limited third. If I have to constantly stop and figure out who I'm following mid chapter it gets extremely frustrating because the mechanics are taking more effort to figure out than the story itself. If you must switch pov do so at a logical break in the action and start a new chapter with some sort of indication that the pov character has changed.

Source: topic/2872/93130828/Writing-Is-a-bad-thing-to-have-chapters-from-different-character-s-POV

-Descriptions- Descriptions are the vital part of the fanfiction, besides the title, that determines whether you'll get someone to read your fanfiction. And THIS is where I see most people on Quotev screw up the most. "Lol I suck at descrptions" "Don't like don't read."

One of my personal pet peeves in descriptions is when the author writes "_ is a normal girl/boy/person with a normal life/ All around normal. Normality." This, to me, shows lazy writing, and in it's sense is quite contradictory. It's obvious that this character is NOT normal ( I honestly believe there's no such thing as normal, just generic.), so I don't see why they bother putting it because it's blatantly obvious that they're going to be special somehow. It's usually a clear sign that this word usage is a neon sign of bad writing.

Listen, I very much understand that writing descriptions is a tedious task, but at least try.

-The Bland and Generic Backstory- Oh ho. This one. The grandfather of all pet peeves of mine in this topic right here. I'm so tired of reading all these unbelievable tragic backstories. Mary Jane 's parents died/ father was a drug addict and beat her senselessly and is bullied relentlessly. She's not like "all the other girls" because she can read (Wow. You're so different. Please, stop.) and refuses to wear dresses (You and millions of other girls, buddy.), and is the outcast. Everyone hates her and no one understands her.

Pretty much, no one cares. We've seen the same thing poured into countless other fables, and it's not going to get any sympathy out of me. In fact, it's going to make me roll my eyes. This is nothing more than a technique used to make the obvious love interest pity the MC and fulfill some wish fulfillment.

I understand that these awful things can happen to real people, and my sympathies are sent out to those who do. But once you write out it in a very poor or overused fashion, I'm not going to bat an eye over it. I'd suggest to think outside of the box and give the MC a normal past for once, but I'm not going to stop you from doing what you want.

-Script Dialogue.- I'll say nothing more than this:

Cubi: Wow. What a terribly lazy way to write out dialogue.

Hio: I'd quit complaining if you want to get paid.

Cubi: We're getting paid?!

-Paragraph and sentence spacing- Dear authors, please, please, learn to SPACE. DO NOT clump things together into a giant wall of text. Start new sentences when you're writing dialogue. Please, for the love of Cubi, do it.

-Shipping- Now, mind you readers that I'm not a shipper. However, a good friend of mind suggested that I added a few things to watch out for while writing your ships. In their words, "There are lot of problems in the way bad writers ship, make one side of the triangle horrible for no reason, lack of development, shipping for shipping, badly written relationships, purple prose (when people decide to use 50 words to describe a chair when two are enough), ect."

-Grimderp- When the author attempts to being edgy, adding gore and rape, which ends up making the work look even more immature than it already is.

-Consistancy- If your universe has rules, they have to be followed. No exceptions.