I'm DOM JASON (DJ) I write smutty stories about Pretty Little Liars and such... Yeah. It's kinda what I like to do. I'm straight and stuff, but I really hope Spencer and Toby get back together in Pretty Little Liars. They're like my favorite Pretty Little Liars couple of all time. I also watch crime shows, I love video games, and I'm in high school. I'm not giving you my exact age though, LOL! Ya little stalka, get cho' ass away fro' me. JK.

Umm ya. So PM me anything you wanna say to me. NO H8, THOUGH. I bet a lot of ya people don't like me just 'cuz I annoy you, but whatever. Haha... Um... K.

Most of you probably don't know me for realsies cuz my peeps don't really use FF...

I watch weird reality TV shows 'cause Imma weird boy!!! I watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians because I'm cool. I don't know why. And I know Kim's like a slut and all, but she's pretty hot, eh? Guys can relate? I think so. Oh, and so is Megan Fox. She's hot, too.

I'll probably be mean to you, since I'm a mean person in general, LOL.

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So if anyone wants to recommend any good TV shows that I can catch on easily to, that would be much appreciated! I'm going to go write a quick little drabble about how Spencer feels after she finds out that Toby was betraying her. I sound like a little fangirler, don't I? Haha. Well, if you guys wanna check out my new drabble, it'll be up soon! It'll probably suck, but reviews would be nice, anyways. It won't have an ending of them getting back together, but I want to try to capture their emotions about the break up.

ALEX WAS HERE.

Sorry, my friend Alex wrote the above. I'm not going to delete it because he won't let me.

Just letting you know... For my story "Chained", Alex was a great inspiration. I used the unisex name Alex and created a feminine version of my buddy Alex. He's super awesome, and if he had a FF account, I would totally advertise him. I love him to death, he's like my best buddy. The OC "Alexandra" or "Alex" in "Chained" is a feminine version of my best bro, Alex. Thanx, Alex, you're really awesome. He means the world to me, and I hope we're best buddies forever! Even though you probably won't read this, I love you, man!

"Yolo is the motto".

We're all Yoloists. That's our religion. Pray YOLO!

Just kidding, I think Yolo is stupid, but Drake's song is awesome!

In my opinion, the "you only live once" thing is boooring. I don't really care about it. I don't think half the people who even say YOLO know where YOLO came from! They just heard of it as a weirdo fad. It comes from Drake people. Go thank Drake for that fad. Go listen to his song, because that beat was good. 2012 was full of weirdo fads... I mean "Gangnam Style"? I'm pretty sure that a lot of the people who are all like "OMG, I love Gangnam Style, it's so catchy!" don't even understand anything they're saying except "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, SEXY LADAY!". Only the people who know Korean can say anything about it, honestly. Yeah, sure, it's a party-goer song... But you don't know what they're saying, and neither do I! I'm not Korean!

Maybe you ARE Korean. But lol.

Okay, so I'm going to start writing my Spoby drabble later. PEACE!

DJ (DOM JASON)