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~Josh
Chapter 4
Spencer blinked her eyes three times to get rid of the sleepiness. She found herself entangled with her abnormal, but hot, boyfriend. She took a moment to push herself a little back and just admire his perfectly sculpted abs.
Then the door burst open, which startled Spencer. She clung on to Toby tightly, worried that there might be some... intruder.
"Toby..." Spencer whispered in a worried tone. "Toby, somebody's in here. Help."
His eyes quickly opened as Spencer shook his body, trying to wake him up. He opened his eyes.
"Are you hallucinating?" Toby asked in a sleepy voice. "I did not need my sleep interrupted for a halluc-"
"It wasn't a hallucination!" Spencer cut him off. "It's real. Somebody's in your loft."
"Okay. You stay here. I'll go check," Toby whispered.
"No! What if something bad happens to you?" Spencer asked, pulling him back.
"Spencer... Nothing's going to happen, I promise you," Toby said, breaking free of her grasp.
The shirtless 19-year-old got up from the bed in his loft. He sleepily wandered over to the 'living room' of his loft, only to be seen shirtless by Hanna Marin.
"Sp-" Hanna began, until she realized it was Toby. She checked his abs out for a second and smiled. "Looking good, Cavanaugh."
Toby's eyes widened. This was pretty awkward, since he wasn't the closest of friends with Hanna.
"Hanna..." Toby mumbled. "Okay. Um... Just a question, but... What the hell are you doing here? You gave Spencer and I a pretty good scare, you know!"
"Oh, so she is here?" Hanna grinned. "I was looking for Spencer, but this was a nice surprise, too."
Just then, Spencer joined by Toby's side, rolling her eyes at Hanna.
"Stop checking him out," Spencer said in annoyance. "First of all, he's mine. And second of all, you have a boyfriend! What happened to your Spongebob-loving Caleb? Did he get sucked back to Bikini Bottom?"
"Would you stop with the insults about Caleb?" Hanna hissed. "What's the problem if he watches Spongebob?"
"It's just not a show that adults watch!" Spencer said.
"He's not an adult, and Spongebob is for all ages!" Hanna defended her boyfriend.
"All immature ages!" Spencer argued.
Toby stepped behind Spencer, and put a hand on each of her shoulders, giving them a light squeeze.
"Calm down, Spence," Toby coaxed. Then he whispered, "For your information, I watch Spongebob, too. It's the best Saturday morning cartoon ever."
"Wow, I don't even have my abnormal boyfriend for support," Spencer snickered. "But seriously... Thanks for siding with Hanna."
"Hey, at least I didn't insult your boyfriend!" Hanna pointed out.
"Yeah, but you had an awful good time admiring him," Spencer rolled her eyes. "I'd rather have you insult him than check out his body."
"Hey, it's not my fault that he had to undress because of the sexual tension between you guys," Hanna said.
Spencer's cheerful smile faded to a look of annoyance.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Spencer bitterly asked.
"I think we both know what sexual tension is," Hanna snickered.
"Okay, for your information, we haven't done anything like that. Ever," Spencer said.
"I don't necessarily believe you, based on what you both are wearing... But even if you're not lying, that would be embarrassing. That means you haven't lost your V-Card yet! That's lame!" Hanna teased.
"How do you know I haven't?" Spencer asked in annoyance.
Toby looked at her in shock. He never knew she wasn't a virgin...
"You have?" Hanna asked, her eyes widening. "If it wasn't with Toby... Then who?"
"Yeah Spencer. With who?" Toby asked, really upset.
"Okay, I haven't..." Spencer sheepishly admitted. "At least I have enough self respect to wait for the right time and right guy!"
"Are you calling me a slut?" Hanna asked, offended.
"And are you saying I'm not the right guy?" Toby asked, also offended.
"You guys are all misunderstanding me..." Spencer frowned. "Hanna, you're not a slut, and Toby, I really do love you. You know I'm not ready, though. Okay, can we just forget this conversation and move on? Han, why are you even here? You just broke into Toby's loft!"
"Well, you guys left the door unlocked..." Hanna said. "I was going to call you first, but it was unlocked, so I let myself in. Emily told me you were probably here."
"Spence, I told you to lock the door," Toby chuckled. "You know this isn't the 1950's, right? What if it wasn't Hanna that broke in? What if it were a real intruder?"
"I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'll lock it next time," Spencer said.
"So, there'll be a next time?" Toby smiled flirtatiously.
"Okay, I hate to break up happy-flirty-time between you two, but can I tell you why I'm here now?" Hanna asked.
Spencer nodded.
"Good. It's prom dress shopping time!" Hanna exclaimed.
"Prom? You didn't tell me that prom was coming up in Rosewood High," Toby smiled. "Do I get to be your escort to this?"
"I wasn't planning on going..." Spencer confessed.
Hanna and Toby both widened their eyes.
"What is wrong with you!?" Hanna cried.
"Prom is stupid," Spencer shrugged. "It's not really my... scene. And Toby, I'm pretty sure prom's not your scene, either."
"Hey, don't judge me. Maybe I'm a good dancer. Pssh, Prom is my thing!" Toby exclaimed.
"Well, Miss Prude, I'm making you go to prom," Hanna said.
"First thing- I'm not a prude. Second thing- I'm not going to prom," Spencer shook her head.
"If you're not a prude, then go to prom," Hanna smirked.
"Fine! I'll go to prom..." Spencer sighed. "Now can we stop talking about it?"
"No! We have dress shopping to do!" Hanna exclaimed.
"But... Toby?" Spencer turned to him.
"You can go, I don't mind," Toby chuckled. "Wait, you can only go... if I can take you to prom."
"No Toby, I was actually not going to have my boyfriend take me to prom. I was going to go with Wren," Spencer sarcastically said.
"Don't speak of that British bastar-" Toby began.
"Toby! Don't call him that!" Spencer stopped him.
"Okay, can we go now?" Hanna asked.
"Yeah, let me just get my purse," Spencer said.
"Um honey, I think you should change your whole outfit," Hanna said. "The whole world's going to know you're having sex if you wear that."
"I told you I'm not doing anything like that!" Spencer argued again. "And fine, but we'll have to stop at my place. I didn't bring any casual clothes. That's the main reason why I'm wearing his clothes, Han."
"Whatever you say..." Hanna snickered as Spencer grabbed her purse.
Toby pecked Spencer's lips.
"I'll miss you," Toby said.
"You too. Love you," Spencer smiled as she linked arms with Hanna.
"Love you, too!" Toby called out as she walked out the door.
The girls had been dress shopping for about an hour. Hanna couldn't make up her mind on anything, so after an hour of shopping... *drumroll please* They had nothing! Then, Hanna insisted that they went to get something to eat because she was hungry.
"I can't believe that after an hour, you refused every dress..." Spencer bitterly said as they took a seat.
"We both need to look perfect at prom," Hanna said. "I'm thinking that we should come back again with Aria and Emily."
"So you're saying that we should come back?" Spencer's eyes widened.
Hanna nodded, giving Spencer a look saying 'Are you dumb?'
"Spence, prom dresses shouldn't just be... bought. They should be carefully selected," Hanna said. "Our dresses have to be perfection!"
Spencer rolled her eyes and reached a hand out to pick up a cheese fry. Hanna smacked Spencer's hand.
"Seriously? A cheese fry?" Hanna looked at her like she was crazy again. "You can't ruin your figure before prom!"
"I'm not going to ruin my figure with one cheese fry!" Spencer argued.
"Yeah, but if you eat all of-" Hanna began.
Spencer cut her off, "Han, why'd you let me buy these cheese fries if you're not even going to let me eat them?"
Then, cold hands grabbed Hanna's shoulders. She nearly screamed. She grabbed a cheese fry and prepared to throw it at the creep behind her. She dropped the cheese fry when she heard Spencer's laughter.
"Is it Toby?" Hanna asked, not opening her eyes. "Cavanaugh, I swear to god I'll kill you if this is you!"
"So you were going to kill me with a cheese fry?"
"Caleb!" Hanna exclaimed, turning around. "You gave me a heart attack. Don't do that ever again."
"This is even worse than the time you tried to kill me with a pink furry lamp," Caleb laughed as he took a seat next to Hanna. "So, what are you ladies talking about? Perhaps a dashing, shaggy-haired man?"
"The proper description of you is a creepy, Spongebob-addict," Hanna rolled her eyes, giving him a playful punch in the chest.
"I was just being a romantic..." Caleb began.
"A romantic?" Spencer laughed. "Since when is sneaking up on your girlfriend being romantic? Did you see her face when you put your hands on her shoulders?"
"Well, I actually didn't see her face, because I was standing behind her," Caleb said.
"You're so annoying," Hanna rolled her eyes.
"So Spencerrrrr," Caleb began in a girly voice. "The 411 is that you're moving in with my man Cavanaugh. That's totes intimacy right there!"
Spencer's eyes widened. "Did 'your man Cavanaugh' tell you that?"
"Maybe..." Caleb bit his lip.
"He's the only one who could have possibly told you that!" Spencer said angrily. "When I see that boy's filthy ass again, I'm going to-"
"You're going to hurt him for telling me that?" Caleb asked, cutting her off.
Before Spencer could answer that, Hanna chimed into the conversation.
"You're moving in with Toby?" Hanna asked in a happy voice. "Why am I just hearing this? Tell me all about it!"
"Okay look, I'm not even for-sure moving in with him," Spencer said, annoyed. "He asked me, and I said I'd think about it."
"There's got to be more to the story," Hanna said with a smile. "If you don't feel comfortable talking about it in front of this creep named Calebob Squarepants, then you can just text me the deets later on."
"I'm not texting you the 'deets'," Spencer said, rolling her eyes. "In fact, there are no 'deets'! That's exactly what happened. He asked me, and I said I'll think about it. I have to talk to my parents and everything..."
"You should have called me as soon as he asked you!" Hanna said in a mock-offended tone. "I thought we were friends!"
"Just stop... Please," Spencer sighed. "It's not that big of a deal. I'm sure if Calebob here asked you to move in, you'd say yes, and head straight to the bed."
"I'd love that," Caleb gave Hanna a suggestive smile.
"Okay seriously, save it for the bed," Spencer said in disgust.
"Let's be done with this awko-taco conversation," Caleb said. "So, what are you ladies up to?"
"We're going prom dress shopping, so I think it's time you leave," Hanna said.
"No! There's nothing I'd like to do more than go dress shopping with my girl," Caleb grinned stupidly. "I'd either go for the one shoulder charmeuse pleated dress, or the strapless metalic foil ruched dress."
Both girls turned to Caleb in shock.
"How the hell do you know about prom dresses?" Hanna asked, still in shock from her boyfriend's knowledge.
"I... I don't go dress shopping," Caleb sheepishly lied. "I... I helped a friend of mine... It's a she."
"Whatever you say, Calebob," Hanna said with a chuckle.
The three went off to go prom dress shopping again. Having Caleb as an extra helper actually helped Hanna a lot. He actually did have a pretty good taste in the dresses. Hanna ended up buying the dress that Caleb selected.