vampirealice
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Joined 08-11-03, id: 436753
May 22, 2007: Hey, you. Yeah, you. Thanks for taking the time to check out my profile. Anyway, I'm ditching this whole vampire thing and moving on to my more 'emo' self, hehe. (I'm just kidding. But seriously...) Find me now at fanfiction.net/~missemotive. Thanks!
Thank you to all of the people who left me such sweet, lovely reviews -- you've all encouraged me to continue writing (except for you, you evil person with the rudest comment ever; if you don't like my story, then say so but don't be such a little bitch as to make assumptions about my personality or my family). Anyway... yeah, other than that horrid person -- I LOVE YOU ALL!

For shits and giggles, I'm now going to delete this profile, because it was my first; and I'm leaving my old profile up here...

VampireAlice, or more commonly known as miss Alice Fortuna, is an immature young woman who, like her username says, believes that she was a vampire sometime in one of her past lives. Strange, yes, but she has always been allured by those of the Undead, ever since she was a young child (generally, though, I was afraid of them).

She likes to listen to bands like Evanescence, Linkin Park and Staind, and her writing is greatly influenced by the likes of hip authors, such as Francesca Lia Block (Violet & Claire, I Was a Teenaged Fairy), Annette Curtis Klause (The Silver Kiss), and Darren Shan, author of The Saga of Darren Shan books, which just happens to be her current and second most potent obsession, Harry Potter being of course the first (sooner or later everyone succumbs). Because of this, she is also doomed to be obsessed with England and/or anything in the U.K. and is bound to end up living there after graduation to stalk Daniel Radcliffe, Billy Boyd, Ralph Fiennes and other hot British actors.

She likes to write smutty fanfiction when she's in a good mood, or angsty fiction, or she just plain likes to write. She also desperately dreams of becoming an actress in hopes of marrying Daniel Radcliffe, or become a singer... just as soon as she learns how to play instruments (I'm not musically-talented). She also harbours a deep-seated fear of falling in love and highs... T_T;;

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Of Fish and Men by JemimaLee reviews
COMPLETED! NEW CHAPTERS BY PHANTOMPHOENIX4! After a Dory-related accident with some toxic waste, Marlin and lil' blue herself are stuck as human teenagers, stranded in Sydney. Meanwhile, Nemo and the 'Tank Gang' search for them.
Finding Nemo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,195 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Marlin, Dory - Complete
Something Rich and Strange by Alexandra Spar reviews
Old fic, just moved to the correct section. Some time after Nemo's rescue, Gill must help Nemo track down his father, who has mysteriously vanished.
Finding Nemo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Paging Dr Freud by Miffles reviews
Jack forces Lock, Shock, and Barrel to see a psychiatrist.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Dangerous by Ish Potato Fiend reviews
One night, Kai plays designated driver to a particularly smashed Yamagata. Struggles of identity and society ensue. (YamagataKai)
Akira - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2004
Explanations by Evil Cheese Of Doom reviews
Group of one-shots about character differences between book and film. Haldir's hair. Saruman's robes. Tom Bombadil in general. Glorfindel in general.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Haldir, Saruman
Fortitude by lapsus calami reviews
The doctor falls ill to a deadly fever, and the captain is torn at the formerly invincible physician’s vulnerability.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/23/2004
Doctors Knight by Fire Frog reviews
Jack get's Stephen to do him a little favour.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Complete
Blood by DecemberEnnd reviews
Draco envies the "normal" students at Hogwarts. He wishes he had a life like them...he hates them because he doesn't. Draco wishes he had friends, real friends, like Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Moratorium by kaz320 reviews
SLASH WARNING! Don't like it, don't read it. Brother Bear prequel: Kenai finds some disturbing news involving his brother Denahi....
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Complete
Even in Death by staticradar reviews
Lucian's last thoughts....
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003
Bloodsport by Occurs reviews
The scent of hot blood was intoxicating in the frozen night air, accompanied by a delicious slurping that sent a jealous shiver down the werewolf's spine..." KravenLucien
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2003
Eclipse by Mistiec reviews
Underworld - He would not spend the rest of his life trying to desperately remember exactly what color Selene's eyes were - he would stare into them instead. Another coda.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2003
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Catching Snowflakes by b33na reviews
[Bend it Like Beckham. Complete.] Jess catches snowflakes on her tongue. Joe does not approve. The Almighty (as if) Author senses fluff.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Complete
Red Comedy by Li Kayun reviews
[Darren Shan/Spoiler for Books 5 and 6] And he looks at the hand in front of him, trying not to laugh or cry, laugh and cry, at the irony of it all.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
The Girl Who Loved You Know Who by Three People Trying To Write reviews
Before he realized his full potential as the Dark Lord, there was a girl, in whose eyes he could do no wrong.... (Not cliche, I promise :) Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Voldemort - Complete
Only the Moon Knows by Kleptomaniac Can Opener reviews
SasuNaru---Sometimes I wish someone else knew. Then maybe they could talk me out of accepting this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2003
The Snape Project by chalkboardcalzone reviews
Hermione sets out on a mission to befriend her potions professor, with some help from McGonagall. Contains OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Beyond the Veil by Atalan reviews
AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One Last Time by Gia reviews
[One-shot, OotP spoiler] What if Sirius had the mirror with him when he fell through the veil? Harry will get that last chance to talk to Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Be Loved by Wolfress reviews
.Sirius loves Remus, but he never seems to have the courage to tell him. Until one day, a terrible incident occurs... what can the remaining three Marauders do to retrieve Remus from the clutches of the evil Slytherins?. .RL/SB. .Please R & R!!!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Fear and desire by mimine reviews
Grima Wormtongue realises some things about himself. Slash (Grima/Eomer and some Grima/Theoden) Dark imagery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving by Mirai Trunks1 reviews
Things have gone wrong. Horribly wrong. And now Eomer must spend Thanksgiving with his new brother-in-law, Wormtongue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Eowyn
Simply meant to be by amber-goddess reviews
A fic about Jack and Sally's relationship, and where it might have gone after the movie. Jack asks Sally to move in with him, and the doctor tells Sally the truth about boys....(Jack/Sally - obviously ^^)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/25/2002
Blood And Warm Blankets by Kielle reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
The Quarry by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
Faramir and Éomer run into bad weather while hunting, post Ring War. Implied sexual situations, debatably AU. No language or violence. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Faramir - Complete
Innocence by Corialis reviews
~Slash, Movieverse~ A Goblin watches a sleeping Spider...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2002
In Hindsight by Fuujin Kishukaze reviews
*Movie Based* In his final moments, Norman Osborn finally remembers the night he became the Green Goblin. And comes to a startling conclusion.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2002