I'M ALIVE. STILL ALIVE. THANK GOD yes

Heyah ! Name's Kiya derived from the name of my fav pokemon (you don't have to know the REAL thing :P ). Anyway, Ms. Kiya Shirona at your service; a newbie who reads weird stories and makes weird stories. My top 2 most favorite anime includes Pokemon and Fairy Tail. If you're asking for the age then I'm more than a billion years old believe it or not, though I'm a junior student in Arceus' class. I love rock bands (AMY LEE FTW), Pokemon, and books especially the Bible. I love the Philippines and I'm a proud Christian.

And WARNING: You may find some things here so you can call me a person who "shoves-his/her-religion-down-your-throat" so if you hate loyal Christians then leave my profile. :P

Favorite Shippings (Pokemon): Well, for humans I like MixedSteelShipping(a new name for LolishotaShipping), IkariShipping, and some other Sinnoh shippings.

For Pokemon, CosmosShipping = Dia(M) x Kia(F) - Yahh. I know. It's kinda weird and Dia-kun's usually the female in the pairing but I really see the two together in their real or human form. I'm crazy in love with this shipping. TimeSpace FTW.

LunarEclipseShipping = Darky(M) x Cressy(F) - I mean seriously, who doesn't like this pairing? It's cute. Just like CosmosShipping, I see them with a love-hate relationship but not that intense hate unlike DiaKia.

FormeShipping = Shay(M) x Tina(F) - Call me the weirdest of them all. I think it's also cute. WHAT?! I would love to see Giratina as small as Shaymin just for her to marry him or something.

FrozenDeathShipping = Kyu(M) x Tina(F) - So yeah. I see ShayminxGiratinaxKyurem but I kinda like Kyukyu better since he's violent and dark like Giratina and they're both mediators of their own Dragon Trios and Kyurem is referred as nothing or the absence of Yin and Yang then there's Giratina who's referred as antimatter. And yes, I named the shipping myself 'cuz I'm not sure if this has a name already.

ArceusShipping = Arceus(M) x -fromaparalleluniverseorCreationTrio'smasterpiece- Shiny Arceus(F) - If you can read that statement before Alice aka Shiny Arceus, I congratulate you. Anyway, since I don't like Arceus shipped with other female legends or humans, I thought maybe Palkia came up with a weird idea to bring an Arceus from a parallel dimension or she was made by the Creation Trio or something like that.

GroudonXKyogre, MewShipping(neko-cute X3), Ho-ohXLugia, ColorlessShipping, and others... I'm too lazy to explain about them now. -_-

Favorite Shippings (Fairy Tail): I love JERZA!! I love Jellal and Erza ! I also like CoNana(Cobra X Kinana), they're so cute. Along with NaLu, GrUvia and GaLe.

There's nothing much to say so here are some random things I found from various profiles...

1. Dialga(M)
2. Palkia(F)
3. Giratina(F)
4. Kyurem (M)
5. Arceus(M)
6. Alice (my shiny F arceus OC)
7. Ho-oh(M)
8. Lugia(F)
9. Darkrai(M duhh)
10. Cresselia(F duhh)

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
He should have a good reason for doing that since this is a bad TIME.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
It isn't that bad 'cuz she's a female and ... *calls Arceus and he opens up a portal under Giratina* ... It's not your turn yet so bye ! :D

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Well, I bet he'll cook a judgmental meal for me. Hehehe

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Let's see. Giratina has a marker and a knife. Uhhh... Alice? WAKE UP BEFORE SHE SENDS YOU BACK TO THE SPIRIT WORLD!!
Alice: *wakes up* What do you mean 'back to the Spirit World'?
Me: Oh nothing.

Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
Mr. I-love-farting-rainbows is part of my family huh? I like rainbows but I would not like you being beside me in bed (would be colorful, but stinky).

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Probably had a feud with Mr. ILFR yesterday. Ohh, LQ ;)

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Shut your invisible mouth Darky. I have an angered Arceus and I'm not afraid to use him.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I need this axe and some kids with horrible nightmares for her to notice me. Hmph.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
"Roar of Time will kill them, kid. I guarantee," thanks Daddy! (this happens when he takes his medicine on time or this may be a WEIRD dream)
No one would hunt me. Right? RIGHT? I have two deities as my parents and I'm not afraid to use them. Hmph.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
She'll slice a portal up from space and push me in to surprisingly be in the Pokemon Center. Weird spacial teleport. Don't ask me how she does it.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A death necklace or death bracelet with deathly gems cause she's deadly. Nuff said.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Uhh. Kyurem, do you know any water type moves??? D:

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He'll make me justify my answer. Really, he's a good father. He would not allow me to do anything like that. Or that's how people assess him.

You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?
I'm not a lesbian. This must be one of Darkrai's nightmares. Dialga wouldn't mind at all. If you'd ask my reaction, I'd be killing whoever invented this kind of questions.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Give me a flower and hug me. Let me fly with you too. (Lugia, this doesn't mean anything okay? Please don't kill me)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheer me on, Darky! Though people would run away or fight him with Masterballs instead of competing against me. On second thought, I ain't bringing him.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Make me drink water and laugh some more.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Well, if I'm Palkia then yes because awesome CosmosShipping is awesome.
Palkia: What the heck are you talking about?
Me: Dialga is all you've ever dreamed of.
Palkia: NO. Maybe he is all I've ever dreamed of. Killing.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Oh no, that'll never happen...

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Like I said, I'm not a lesbian so NEXT QUESTION... (who the Spirit world made these questions?)

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Kyu-kun is male. Darkrai is too. MxM? NO. YAOI. ALLOWED.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: Surely, they make the supreme/original couple so why not?
Alice: *blushes* Huh? We'll never be a couple.
Me: Then why are you blushing?
Alice: NOTHING! JUST GET OUTTA HERE! *prepares Judgment*

Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I don't think Alice will ever do that because she's secretly in love with Arceus like a high school girl who has a crush.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?
His haircut is weirder than mine so stop staring at me.

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Because Ho-oh knows how to handle with Shadow Pokemon then she should ask him for advice. Hehehe ;)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
Darkrai, I have no idea you have a computer but I know that email is for Cressy right?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Palkia and Darkrai: CRESSELIA! DIALGA! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING?! *Spacial Void them*
Me: AAHHH! Oh. It was just a dream. Just a dream...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
*they come home exhausted* Kyu-kun? Why is Giratina holding a black, yellow and grey icy egg? Great Mother of Glitches... Kyu-kyu gave me another cousin... -_-

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
*British accent* Absolutely not lad, Alice is more like a mum to Dialga than anything else.

Would 2 trust 5?
Yes, of course, lad. Arceus is her daddy, silly!

Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?
Cresselia gets annoyed and used Psycho Cut on him. Giratina's not gonna let that slip outta her hands Cressy. Oh yeah, Kyurem is one of Tina's bff.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
It should be discipline and justice and no.5 should be the teacher.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
If Alice is with her Dread Plate, then they would make a RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Ho-oh would be a MAPEH teacher while Darkrai... I'm not so sure

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Of course lad but... *sees a lot of meteor-like things following Lugia with a booming voice saying "YOU SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!"* It seems she took too much info from Ho-oh's hairstyle.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
"Darkrai, I never knew that you can draw Arceus so well!" I heard Alice squeal at Darkrai's notebook.
"That's what your perfect boyfriend should look lik- OW!" I heard Alice smack Darkrai with pieces of shred paper.

10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?
Probably some lunar stuff where Darkrai describes how dreams are so wonderful to be with. *Palkia videos them* "BLACKMAIL!", she shouted.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Pure destruction and warping of Time and Dreams.

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?
"Dialga, I can't say that you're my brother because I really really love you as a mate." The message said. "Blackmail! Revenge is so sweet!" Darkrai shouted in victory and ran/floated as fast as he can. Oooh, Palkia and Darkrai are really the bestest of friends...

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Alice would just be staring at Arceus as he work out. She may probably dream about another type or "work out". Maybe a "make out"... XD

6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
Me: Oh, I'm really sorry m'lady. Didn't Arceus give you the letter or he probably gave it to another lady?
Alice: WHAT??!! *cough* I mean it's okay.
Me: Really? Talk about hiding your feelings...

7 won the lottery?
He'll use the money to repair the things the humans destroy and/or maybe ask Lugia out or sumthin.
Ho-oh: You know I can hear you.
Me: How the heck can you hear this?? I'm just writing it down, you dimwit.

8 had quite a big secret?
It's either XD001 is coming back or she likes Ho-oh despite rivalry. *squeal*

9 became a singer?
No one would listen to him. Hmph. Nightmare music are hard to live with.

What would 1 think of 2?
Dialga: She's my mortal enemy and counterpart. A dimwit for life. I hate her that I would rather die than save her. She's downright ANNOYING!
Arceus: Lies...
Dialga: You don't do that to me! X(
(Dialga walks out badly bruised and wounded)

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Cresselia: Actually, I'm not scared of him...
Dialga: *Uses 17ft. Temporal Dragon Death Glare of Doom on her*
(Cresselia fainted) (It's super effective)

10 got a daughter.
Me: Oh goody, Cressy my darlin got her daughter from Darkrai. Her name should be Aluna.
Darkrai: You're dreaming again.
Me: No no no. Ask Arceus. He'll tell you.
Arceus: She's telling the truth. You did it one night when you and Cresselia...
Darkrai: SHUDDAP!!
(Darkrai leaves with broken bones and severe wounds)

How would 3 greet 4?
Me: A secret handshake and a friendly hug. Or a kiss...
Giratina: MY DRAGON TRIO IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
Kyurem: OH YEAH? MY DRAGON TRIO CAN DESTROY UNOVA WITHIN A SECOND!
Giratina: MY DRAGON TRIO CAN DESTROY THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE WITHIN A NANOSECOND!
Me: *sweatdrop* Or another "My-Dragon-Trio-Is-Better" fight.

What would 4 envy about 5?
Power and fame, I guess. He's desperate for this because he wants to prove to his best friend that he's a much better Dragon Trio mediator than her.

What dream would 5 have about 6.
Unwinding from all work with her by having a cute walk on the beach during dawn with the stars above watching them and a calm conversation setting each other's face pink.
Arceus: Why would I dream like that?
Me: You like her.
Arceus: You know I can't feel sexual love. I can only feel familial love. That's all.
Me: Oh yeah. Whatever. Tell that lie to a Squirtle. -_-

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Pretty much everything.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Both are legendaries, powerful, have yellow color, muticolored (with plates) etc.

Where would 8 meet 9?
A dark forest near a lake maybe. But I don't want to know what kind of conversation are they going to make. *shudder*

What would 9 never dare to tell 10
That he secretly likes the lunar princess but she'll find it out eventually.

Is 3 gay?
Nah. Tina is a female and will always be girly and deathly. How would you say she's a gay?

Heh. So I answered these questions so you can find a little more about my Legendary Council's attitude. I love Sinnoh and I live in Sinnoh so it means the Philippines is Sinnoh and Mt. Apo is Mt. Coronet...

Nevermind. Anyway, on with the story writing!

A COPY-PASTE STORY (KEEP IN MIND THEY'RE HUMANS HERE)...

Palkia: Do I ever cross your mind?

Dialga: No

Palkia: Do you like me?

Dialga: No

Palkia: Do you want me?

Dialga: No

Palkia: Would you cry if I left?

Dialga: No

Palkia: Would you live for me?

Dialga: No

Palkia: Would you do anything for me?

Dialga: No

Palkia: Choose--me or your life

Dialga: My life

Palkia runs away in shock and pain and Dialga runs after her and tells her:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.

Me: *Insert CosmosShipping Overload Squeal Here*

RANDOM CONVERSATIONS feat. THE SIBLINGS OF PURE STUPIDITY

Palkia: Dialga, how do you spell "imbecile?"
Dialga: I M B U S L.
Palkia: The dictionary spells it "I M B E C I L E."
Dialga: Yes, Stupid, but you asked me how I spelled it.

Giratina:They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the
guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill
too many people. -_-

WHEN THE TRIO FOUND SOME NOVELTY ITEMS...

Part I.
Palkia: Hey guys! I found a hairdryer.
Dialga: Why the heck would you need one? You don't even have hair.
Palkia: Why do you care?
Giratina: Cut it out you two! Can you even last a day without fighting?!
Palkia: Whatever.
Dialga: Well, it says in the hairdryer's label that "Do not use while sleeping".
Palkia: Heck, you can't tell me what to do.
Giratina: Wait, what?

Part II.
Dialga: Hey Palkia, I got an iron.
Palkia: Oh? Since when did you wear clothes?
Dialga: Shut up. I hear irons are nice. Not like you.
Giratina: Another argument with a stupid topic. Wait a minute. Why does the label say "Do not iron clothes on body"? Only a dimwit doesn't know that!
Dialga: Ugh. Giratina, you know I have a schedule to follow.
Palkia: He's one. :D
Giratina: I don't wanna be part of this family anymore. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

Part III.
Giratina: Look guys. A Griseous Orb.
Palkia: Oooh, shiny. Where'd you find it?
Giratina: Somewhere near the human city.
Dialga: I have a question. If you have the Griseous Orb, aren't you supposed to change to your Origin Form? Why are you still in your Altered Form?
Giratina: Hmmm. Good question.
Palkia: And do Griseous Orbs have labels saying "Made in China"?
Giratina: Made? In China? OOOOHHHH NNOOO! *Uses Will-O-Wisp on the toy*

(I don't mean to offend "Made in China" items. I just wrote it there to indicate that the mentioned Griseous Orb is indeed a toy.)

List twelve of your favorite character from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Arceus

2. Dialga

3. Giratina

4. Palkia

5. Shiny Arceus aka Alice

6. Kyurem

7. Mew

8. Mewtwo

9. Darkrai

10. Cresselia

11. Groudon

12. Kyogre

1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Not yet (I wish I will never encounter one). Like I said in the first interview above, I love Kyu-KUN and I hate YAOI. This is despicable.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes, yes she is. Ask Dialga.
Dialga: ARE YOU BLIND?! *faints*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A mutant cat got a whale pregnant. Sounds familiar. Anyway, AAAHHHHHH! this should be a dream. A DRREEEAAAM! (i'm gonna sue whoever made this interview again)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Me: There are a lot. Beat up Arceus if I'm wrong. There was one when Darkrai locked up a room with Cresselia as his wife then they...
Darkrai and Cresselia: SHAAADDUUPP! *Uses Psycho Void on me but I managed to dodge*
Me: Don't kill me. Kill the questioner. D:

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yet another YAOI question with Kyu-kun. -_- . One more question like this then I'll-

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I think AliceXDarkrai. Though Arceus-sama would kill Darkrai once more.
(Arceus finds Darkrai flirting with Alice for no reason)
Arceus: Oh, Darkrai... Aren't you supposed to be flirting with Cresselia?
Me: Ooohh... Arceus-sama is jealous...
Arceus: AM NOT!

9. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Me: So it's YURI this time so I'd turn Giratina into a male for now.
Giratina: Don't you dare. After what you have done to me I'll kill-
Me: Too bad. I've done it. Here's some chocolate. Anyway, "Giratina had to exchange gifts with Cresselia this year and he found this to be interesting since he liked the Lunar Princess. Will he ever find a good gift for her and will he admit his feelings?". But eventually Giratina would kill me for making these kind of fics.

10. Is there any such thing as One/Eight stuff?

Yes, as long as if it isn't romance, of course. It would probably be a showdown between the two. You know, the classic "Who is better: Arceus vs. Mewtwo?"

11. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/confort fic.

Me: Hmmm. "Drowning in You" where Kyogre decides to kill herself because she had enough of fighting with Groudon but Mew suddenly appears and comforts her I guess.
Kyogre: I will never give up on killing him.
Mew: Really?
Kyogre: Yes. Not even the author could stop me.
Me: *sighs*

12. Does anyone on your friend list read Three yet?

I think this question means if my friends had read about Giratina. I'm not sure and I don't want to know.

13. Does anyone on your friend list write or draw Eleven?

No. First, they don't take interest in Pokemon. Two, drawing Groudon is impossible for them. Three, they don't write about these topics at all. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. THEY DON'T LIKE POKEMON. :'(

14. Would anyone on your friend list write Two/Four/Five?

Me: Maybe. They could make a request for me. I would be so happy.
Palkia: Lemme guess. Because it's gonna be about shipping me and that time pony with hydrocephalus.
Dialga: Who are you calling a pony?
Alice: Here they go again. -_-

15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Probably "The Only One" by Evanescence because he will not remain alone anymore. Mew is right beside him.
Mew: HIYA MEYUTOW!
Mewtwo: Get me out of this nightmare.

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Violence and Gore. If each of them is angered, there is no stopping them in their apocalypse.

17. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I can never read one unless someone takes a request for me.

18. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follow the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Arceus and Mew (can be) are in a happy relationship until Darkrai runs off with Palkia (eww). Arceus, heartbroken (of course, he's Palkia's father), has a hot one-night stand with Groudon (OH MY DEAR ARCEUS! THIS IS KILLING ME!) and a brief unhappy affair with Kyogre (Kiya fainted), then follow the wise advice of Alice (whut?0w0) and finds true love with Giratina (Godmodeshipping? it's kind of okay with me)
Me: Summary: this is rubbish. Don't you agree Giratina?
Giratina: A big fat YES. This is freaking stupid. And Arceus is a playboy?! OWMAYGHASXZH! *vomits and uses Will-O-Wisp on the question*
Me: Owyesh. Here some more chocolate. I love Giratina's sugar rush. *whispers to audience* Oh yeah, I'm sorry Godmodeshippers. I support the shipping but this story is just not right.

19. What title would you give this fic?

Arceus and the Jewel of Love. XD

20. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Me: I would feel amazing. I love MewShipping. It's cute and supposed to be that way. :D
Mewtwo: Kiya, you should really die.
Mew: *hugs Mewtwo and blushes*
Me: Say that to Arceus. And one more thing, aawww. :3
Mewtwo: *blushes* Nevermind.

My favorite phrases and quotes (nonsense or not but mostly nonsense):

1) "That is all." -- Me

2) "Do you want the Aladeen News or the Aladeen News?" -- The Doctor in "The Dictator"

3) "OHMAIDEERARKKEIYUZ!/DEARMOTHEROFGLITCHESANDMISSINGNO!" -- Me

4) "The Jewel of Life is a part of me. It can not and will not break. AAAAHHHHH! *Hyper Beam*" -- Arceus (best part ever)

5) "Yes, yes we are." --Phineas and Ferb

6) "If people are making fun of you, you probably did something right." -- Amy Lee

7) "It should be pointy." --Aladeen

8) "No one calls me Bob anymore." -- Deadpool

9) "The world is an endless cycle of pain and hatred." -- Uzumaki Nagato

10) "AH! A FORK'S STUCK IN MY BELLY! *faints*" --Deadpool again. (He's really getting into me. D:)

11) "Yeah. I pick my nose. There you have it." --Pfffft. Amy Lee. XD

12) "Always put God first and you'll be successful." -- Proverbs 16:3

13) "You may torture me. You may even kill me. But you will never change my mind for being a Christian." -- somewhere in Facebook

14) "I am the Original One. Obey me." -- Ar-see-us in "Just Another Day for Arceus". Find it in YouTube and be hypnotized, right Star? :3

(P.S Yes, I've watched this "The Dictator". It's weird. It drove me crazy. And because of that, I always say "Aladeen" instead of any other word. I just don't Aladeen why.)

My confessions in the Pokemon Anime:

1) Because I'm a sadist, I want Ash to die and be replaced by any awesome legendary Pokemon or just any Pokemon. He's weird. I mean he got to meet almost of the Legendary Pokemon but he did not even catch one. If Satoshi Tajiri is reading this, REPLACE HIM NOW! If Mewtwo or Arceus is reading this, KILL HIM NOW!

2) I think all of the legendaries should have a movie of them. Not all of them does. That's unfair.

3) I want Ash's story to be done. You know, finished so someone can find a bright way to make a Pokemon series filled with awesome Legendary Pokemon Chaos.

Special Mentions:

Yo, StarMaster7 and the MAN who became a GOD. Hope you're reading this. I wanna say thank you for everything, cousin! You're awesome and I await your next flight in the land of Fanfiction.

And NixAssassin98, I'm also waiting for ya! Hope you don't break your brain or anything. Take it easy, bro. I know TOD stories are hard to write.

Also, I've been thinking. I'm not sure if I would make a gijinka version of the Sinnoh Trilogy. You know, "The Rays of Darkrai", "Giratina and the Salad Bouquet", and "Arceus and the Stupid Jewel of Chaos" then make it into a story in the Pokemon's point of view. Maybe... Maybe not. *shrugs*

As for story recommendations, I strongly recommend you to read "High School Union" by EmeraldDragon1. It's the best story that I've read so far in this site. It's about a group of friends and couples who tries to surpass every problem they experience in High School and they're humans with Legendary Pokemon personalities.