Tight costumes pose a bit of a dilemma when Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party at Scotland Yard.

If a vampire, a werewolf, dancing skeletons, and a dismembered giant can't give Sherlock the willies, who can?

As John glanced up at the rooftop, his mouth dropped open at what he saw: Sherlock, silhouetted against the rising full moon. Realising that he was gawping like a fool, John looked around to make sure he wasn't being observed. When he turned back, Sherlock had vanished. All that remained on the rooftop was a small black kitten, padding between the chimney pots.

Kurt and Blaine engage in an adult version of The Hokey Pokey. A very adult version.

In which doughnuts, a gym bag, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and Greg Lestrade all contribute to Mycroft's undoing.

John finds Sherlock in a compromising position.

Sherlock and John engage in an adult version of The Hokey Pokey. A very adult version.

Sherlock and John take a trip on the London Underground to shop for something that rhymes with Tube.

Sherlock was a handsome prince who lived in a castle with an army doctor named John. Unfortunately, a dragon smashed his castle, burned all his clothes with her fiery breath, and carried John off. Sherlock decided to chase the dragon and get John back. He looked all over for something to wear, but the only thing he could find that was not burnt was a bed sheet.

Five times the hedgehog was an endangered species, and one time the hedgehog was John.

Kurt Hummel is a control freak in the kitchen. He's always scolding Blaine about using the Sodastream machine, or obsessing over whether or not his rum chocolate soufflé will rise. Well, this has gone on long enough. Tonight, Blaine is going to give Kurt his just desserts.

All of Sherlock's holier-than-thou, I'm-not-going-to-eat-anything-even-though-you've-slaved-over-a-hot-stove-for-me, it's-all-just-transport posturing has gone on long enough. Tonight, Angelo is going to give Sherlock his just desserts.

Seventeen year old Sherlock Holmes is invited by Mrs. Hudson to accompany her to Bath, where he meets the dashing Captain John Watson. Soon his life begins to resemble one of the gothic novels of which he is so fond, as he becomes enmeshed in the schemes of Irene and James Moriarty, and finds himself embroiled in the mysteries surrounding Southanger Abbey.

It will only take you 30 seconds to read each of these nursery rhymes with a Johnlock twist.  But they will be 30 seconds well spent.  ;)

Sherlock stares down at his penis, flaccid and harmless-looking. He knows that people sometimes refer to sex as being "hot," but he's never heard of a nocturnal emission leaving scorch marks.

Sherlock and John attend a convention. Sherlock is not prepared...

Sherlock Holmes, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and a gay disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; yet he had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to interest or intrigue him. And then the murders began.

Sherlock rethinks his initial assessment of Mary, and his future relationship with John.

Sherlock and Molly are the only two members of the Chemistry Club 'cause it's super uncool. Their coach, Lestrade, is having an affair with Principal Mycroft. Moriarty — coach of the Fruit Loops — is sending in his head cheerleader, Irene, as a spy. And John goes to a rival school, so he and Sherlock haven't met yet, but you can bet that when they do there's going to be… Chemistry.

Five times Sherlock jumped on the bed, and one time he didn't have to.

The last day of March came and went, as usual, with no acknowledgement of John's birthday. And then the murders began.

Rosie Watson-Holmes conducts an experiment on her dads.

Best-selling author Chris Colfer joins Kurt, Blaine, Mercedes, and Unique on an unforgettable cross-country road trip. Along the way, they'll each reveal secrets that will change their lives forever.

A call from Lestrade pulls Sherlock out of bed on St. Patrick's Day.

Music hath charms to help John acknowledge his feelings for Sherlock.

Sherlock finds something interesting on the telly.

John sings a love song to Sherlock.

Who the hell was Chris? Why had she (or he) called John "sweetie"? And why had John deemed this event so noteworthy as to hurriedly scribble it down, careless of capitalisation, punctuation, or even spaces between the words? Sherlock wouldn't rest until he had deduced the answer.

John did a double-take. Who would have guessed that Mrs. Not-Your-Housekeeper Hudson had hidden talents as both an exotic dancer and a canine beautician?

After being sectioned, John and Sherlock met for the first time when they were sentenced to six months as the only residents of a secret government facility on one of the uninhabited Shetland Islands. Forced to work together to play a series of elaborate games set up by Mycroft, they gradually became friends, and then lovers. What will happen next?

Ten strangers — Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Martha Hudson, Molly Hooper, Jim Moriarty, Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, Philip Anderson, Mary Morstan, and Irene Adler — must work as a team to win money on a reality TV show hosted by Mycroft Holmes. The twist? One of them is a mole, hired by the producers to sabotage the game.

Sing along to all of your holiday favorites, with a Johnlock twist. From "Jolly Johnlock Christmas" to "Sherlock Holmes is Getting High" and from "All I Want for Christmas is Some Bones and Teeth" to "God Shag Ye Merry Gentlemen" - there's something here for everyone. Even the Grinch. ;)

On the first day of Christmas Kurt Hummel gave to Blaine a mash-up of pleasure and pain. On the second day of Christmas Kurt Hummel gave to Blaine two nipple clamps in a mash-up of pleasure and pain ...

What's missing from the stories of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Red Riding Hood? Sherlock and John, of course! Well, I've taken it upon myself to rectify that omission. Once upon a time...

If Sherlock gives John a jumper, he'll probably ask if it's for a case.

If John gives Sherlock a biscuit, he's going to ask for a cup of tea.

A Johnlock version of the classic children's story "Goodnight Moon" by Margaret Wise Brown.

Sherlock Holmes is not my lover, he's just the man I follow around every day. But I've said that I'm not gay. I want him in every way, but I've said that I'm not gay…

Let me take you to the Downs, 'cause I'm going to Sussex with bees; John Watson, please, come join me in retirement: Sussex with bees forever… (To the tune of "Strawberry Fields Forever.")

I wanna be in John Watson's bed; I wanna see, wanna see his body, rolling around in those — what do you call them? Oh — sheets! Kissing his lips, if I could get that far, I would do things that are very naughty: Stroke from his face all the way to his — what's that word again? Feet! (Sung to the tune of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid.)

Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start; your day may begin with early dawn, but my day begins in bed with John...

Somewhere over Mrs. Hudson's flat, in 221B, You'll find Sherlock and John just sitting and sipping tea

Raindrops on crime scenes and John without whiskers, bold army doctors who are darers and riskers, leaving the criminals tied up with strings - these are a few of my favourite things...

One Halloween night, so spooky and scary, Sherlock went hunting for a monster quite hairy.

On the morning of 31 October, John made a resolution. He had been working up his courage for weeks (months, years) but today would finally be the day. Come hell or high water, before the clock struck midnight tonight, John Watson would kiss Sherlock Holmes. Unfortunately, the ghost with the one black eye had other ideas…

What might happen if a little army doctor who was not afraid of anything was suddenly confronted by a pair of trousers that went WIGGLE, WIGGLE and a purple shirt that went SHIMMY, SHIMMY? Read on to find out, if you dare…

In which caring is not an advantage, until it is…

Darren has returned to the real world, while Chris is trapped in the Gleeful Land of Stories. Can Kurt, Blaine, Mother Goose, and Joey Richter help them find their way back to each other? This is one journey that's gonna be totally awesome…

John has been sectioned — deemed a danger to himself and others — and is facing six months in an experimental psychiatric hospital. After his recent drug overdose, Sherlock is being shipped off by his brother to live amongst the mad, as though this will somehow improve his mental health. What will happen when these two damaged men meet under the least auspicious of circumstances?

Kurt felt like a freshly shaken snow globe — thoughts, emotions, and sensations swirling wildly. Blaine was the hand that shook him, quite literally. Blaine's hands on his body made Kurt tremble. But Blaine was also gravity. He pulled Kurt in, causing him to settle. Blaine was a safe place to land. Like the last snow of winter, Kurt let himself fall.

Kurt and Blaine meet for the first time as kids at camp, then return as riding instructors to fall in love and explore all of the ways they can lose their virginity together.

In the dark, dark flat, there was a dark, dark bedroom.

The night Blaine wore his skintight jeans and made mischief of one kind and another Kurt called him "WILD THING!" and Blaine said "I'LL EAT YOU UP!" Kurt gave him a long, searching look. "Was that an innuendo?"

The night Sherlock wore nothing but a bed sheet, and made mischief of one kind and another, John called him "WILD THING!" and Sherlock said, "I'LL EAT YOU UP!" John gave him a long, searching look. "Was that an innuendo?"

Hear this tale, O Best Beloved, of when the High-Functioning Sociopath was Wild — as wild as wild could be — and he walked through Wet Wild London by his wild lone. Many men were wild and lonely, of course, but the wildest and loneliest of all was Sherlock Holmes. He walked by himself, and all men were alike to him, which is to say all men were idiots. Until he met John Watson...

"So, being emotionally intimate makes you want to be physically intimate?" "Yes." "Okay. And, uh, how far are you interested in going with that?" (A story in which there's a first time for everything...)

"I speak for the curls, for the curls have no tongues, and I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs, why on earth would you cut off this man's crowning glory?" "Relax," intoned Mycroft. "I'll tell you the story."

"Kurt, could we try this fun new toy?" "Not yet, Blaine, you naughty boy."

Here's a hat. Here is John. Can he make Sherlock put it on? "Sherlock, will you wear this hat?" "I will not wear it, John, you prat."

There's a surprising new entry on John Watson's blog.

Five times John spun the wheel, and one time he came out a winner.

John was an imperfect man, but he was perfect for Sherlock. Or, a tale of tenses and tension.

Chris and Darren once again visit the fairy tale world, this time on a rescue mission to save the Fairy Godfather – with a little help from some Gleeful old friends.

Five times Kurt thought he needed to rescue Chris and Darren, and one time he actually did…

Chris Colfer, bestselling author of The Land of Stories, finds himself (along with Darren Criss, who is unwittingly responsible for this perplexing state of affairs) transported into the world of his imagination…with a few Gleeful differences.

A fresh perspective on As a White Knight on His Steed

Childhood summers spent together at camp pave the way for a more adult relationship as counselors...