Potato-Princesshide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Ronin Warriors, Les Miserables, and Van Helsing. I am Simone, better known as The Potato-Princess or THE AUTHOR. I have been writing fanfiction since 6th grade and am now almost finished with high school. This year will be my 6th fanfiction writing anniversary. Six years of pure insanity. However, this year my insane school workload has halted my updating. I have very little time to write and when I do write, it's always for my latests AP assignment. SoI would like to apologize to all of my readers and I promise that I will update at least 2 of my fanfics during Christmas break (Keep an eye out, my Mizzies! And you Van Helsing/ Dracula fans). Don't worry, I haven't left the fanfiction comunity! May the potatoes be with you! Simone, The Potato Princess |
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Tangled by That Buggy Girl reviews
Rajura always knew Naaza was a bit crazy. He just never knew how much so... violence, yaoi
Ronin Warriors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Dais, Sekhmet - Complete
As You Wish by Darth Stitch reviews
A Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Opposites Attract? by Undead Ballerina reviews
A truly frightening look at what may have happened if Raistlin gave into Crysania's charms. Chapter 9: Raistlin Freaks Out is up!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003
Iraq: The musical by Wonko the Sane reviews
We don't care about "motives," War is stupid and we make fun of it! ((Please read in good humor only or DO NOT READ AT ALL!))
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
Les Miserables for Dummies by The Lark reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
In the name of the law! by AmZ reviews
Hugo was misinformed: Javert was actually a robot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Javert - Complete
The Miserable Phantom of the 11th Street Lot by PhantomGreg reviews
I always wondered what would happen if you combined Les Mis, Phantom, and RENT into one story. This is my odd result of my attempt to do this. SLASH! ifyou don't like humorous fics, its OK-it gets very serious later. It stays good! Chapter 2 is up!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 10/18/2002
Of Brains and Other Organs of Some Repute by Anna-mathe reviews
Chinese Fred, Badamon's evil counterpart, has been hording evil brains from deceased villains for centuries. Now that he's begun to use them, mass chaos ensues! Can a recently-ressurected Anubis help the Ronins and Warlords figure this out?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 9/16/2001
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Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Yep, I gave in and wrote a slash fic. Van Helsing wants to know his past but someone may be trying a bit too hard to jog his memory...Dracula and Van Helsing, what else do you need to know? Now Updated! Formerly entitled "Of Life and Blood"
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
Death with Potatoes on the Side reviews
THE AUTHOR attempts to create the perfect angstful slash fic between Dracula and Van Helsing but when the two get wind of her diabolical (yet magically delicious) plot, they do everything they can to set the story right. Sound lame? You bet! A humor fic.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2004
A BandAid Fixes Everything reviews
A crossover between Samurai Troopers and the English dub. Sound scary? It is. Rated for Yaoi, language, potatoes, and the horrors of Ez cheese. Hail the Magic Moose! (Formerly titled"A DUMB STORY")
Ronin Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003
Its A Fanfic, period reviews
YES, IT IS NOW UPDATED! SAME STUPIDITY, SAME LACK OF PLOT AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAT YOU HAVE COME TO TRUST FROM THE POTATO PRINCESS! The characters of Les Mis are revived only to find that they must now live as...teenagers? Pure stupidity guranteed.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003
I Dreamed A Dream reviews
A song for all you rabid Javert fans. To the tune of I Dreamed a Dream. If you enjoy this song, I worry. People like me scare me. Ok, so i suck at summaries. Just read it, alright? ^_^
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2003
