About me: I am staunchly loyal, firm, and unbending in my beliefs. I am a hard worker who takes a strong moral stance. I particularly believe in following directions and being organized. I am generally reserved and truly not arrogant in any manner.

Although relatively calm and mature, I can be quite laid-back and playful when I'm not under stress.

Nationality: American

Race: African-American

More about me: I have a love for World History, photography, and anime (and no I'm not one of those freaks who sees everything as anime =.= ). There are many things I like and many things I dislike but I won't go into detail because if I do this profile would be too long to read and you would get bored.

Most of you know me as Doitsu'sStoryteller, BelarusPathos, and Amairam0...I have no idea why I created a new profile.

You will be reading a lot of crack on my pro and most of it will be het, yaoi, and yuri so be prepared.

Here are a list of pairings I love that most hetalia fans consider crack:

1. SeychellesxRussia (Believe it or not Seychelles and Russia have strong ties that go way back even during the Soviet Union so don't freak out people...their legit and Seychelles seems to be the only one not deathly afraid of Ivan.)

2. FemCanadaxEngland (Who's up for some MapleTea?)

3. UkrainexGermany (Ukraine is more then just a crybaby with a bosom that can breast feed the entire planet. Besides,...she and Germany make a sweet couple.)

4. UkrainexTurkey (...-.-...no comment.)

5. CanadaxRussia (Winter relations for the win.)

6. EnglandxRussia (Loneliness attracts the misunderstood. I think they make an interesting pair since they're both lonely souls who fell from their status as empires and are looking for a sense of peace in their lives.)

7. ChinaxSeychelles (They have good relations...google it people. Even if they didn't have awesome ties I would still ship them)

8. JapanxGermany (There's more to life then GerIta...and personality wise I think Kiku would make a good lover for Ludwig XD)

9. LichtensteinxNetherlands (o.O...He likes Loli...even though Lichtenstein is a lot older then she looks XD.)

10. S.ItalyxGermany (A relationship spurned by hatred and desire all rolled up in one.)

11. BelarusxJapan (We all know that Belarus will never give up her love for Russia but I have the right to imagine what it would be like between her and Japan if she wasn't as crazy as she is now.)

12. CanadaxEnglandxRussia (Yeah I like threesomes. Sue me)

13. SeychellesxGermany (...Tuna anyone?)

If you don't like the fact that I write stories with crack pairings then piss off and don't waste my time with flames and hate because I will not respond to it. I love the Walking Dead, Anime, anything that's the least bit exciting in whatever fandom that catches my interest.

Now that I've made my introductions...just sit back, relax,...and enjoy the crack.