Reapa-San and Chop-Chan Poll: Which female would you ship Stein with? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 11 stories for Soul Eater, Pokémon, RWBY, Homestuck, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ. Everyone i just want to say how sorry I am. I've been on and off for months. I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone on here for their support though x Its official - I'm homestuck. I need troll OC's and perhaps some one shot ideas. Much obliged!! Im so sorry again. Reapa I want your ideas!!!!! I have just read Fullmetal Alchemist and I want to do a Fanfic now!!!!! Also, want a look into the work of Reapa's Freelancers? PM me and I'll do it! PS Chop is back as part of ReapaChop! REAPA'S OC'S Name: Darren Sutherland Age: 15 From: Nowhere (Part of Authors Soul) Meister: Multiple, also works solo at times Weapon Form(s): Warhammer, Katana, Shuriken, Harpoon Other Abilities: Master Elemental, some Creator Powers. In a Relationship with: Rose (oc) Name: Death Rose Age: 15 From: Death City Meister: Reapa (Me!) Weapon Form(s): Death Cannon Other Abilities: Reaper In a Relationship with: Darren (oc) Name: Anya Lupine Age: 14 From: Scotland Meister: Unconfirmed Weapon Form(s): Scissor Sword (Sword that folds in on itself) Other Abilities: Witch In a Relationship with: Zane (cjsylvester's oc) Name: Fender Sutherland Age: 15 From: Nowhere (Part of Authors Soul) Meister: Reapa (Me!) Weapon Form: Any and all musical instruments Other Abilities: Some Creator Powers In a Relationship with: Tsubaki Name: Vanessa Age: Unknown From: Unknown Meister: No Weapon(s): No Weapon Form(s): No Other Abilities: Immortal Vampire In a Relationship with: No one Name: Reapa (Me!!) Age: 16 From: Scotland Weapon(s): Rose, Darren, Fender Other Abilities: Creator, Warlock, Ice and Earth Elemental In a Relationship with: Saria Evans (Love you gorgeous xxxxxx) Name:DarkReapa, DirtyReapa Age: 15 From: Nowhere (Part of Authors Soul) Weapon(s): Rose, Darren, Fender Other Abilities: Creator, Warlock, Ice and Earth Elemental, Dark Half of Author In a Relationship with: ????-???? List only 10 characters from any series. Soul Eater (1) Medusa (2) Maka (3) Soul (4) Killik (5) Ox (6) Black Star (7) Tsubaki (8) Asura (9) Kid (10) Patty 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? Goddamit Medusa!!!! *STAB STAB STAB* 7 cooked you dinner. Thanks Tsubaki! *NOMNOMNOM* 4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this? Ox thinks Killik cheated 6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? Black Star never surpassed God. And I will point. And laugh. 3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? I KNEW IT! SOMA FOREVER! You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet. Wow Patty. Didn't know we had so much in common. You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? Well DUH! Kid's my bestie! You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. NO, NO and NO! Wait... is Medusa wearing JUST speedos? 8 confessed to be a part of your family. O.O *STAB STAB STAB* 6 kidnapped you, why is this? Cuz I AM GOD! You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10. Can I join? No? Ok enjoy your spit roast! 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Tsubaki... why? It's just Black Star... 5 gave you a teddy bear. Umm... what the hell Ox? 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. Well... Medusa is a goner. 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Black Star wants to surpass Asura, and Tsubaki... well, it's Tsubaki. It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? Cheers Killik! Wanna play Halo? 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. shoots Ox* Freakin perv with his teddy... You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? Stay with Patty (Sorry Maka!) 1 suspects you are Kira. HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE L! *STABSTABSTAB* You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? Bust out. And excalibur is there. Lying in a pool of blood cuz i just killed him. 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek. AWWW MAKA *HUG* 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking? He'd sing... Scandolous. And I'd sneak in Barbie Girl. 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *STAB* All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Everyone goes for Asura and Medusa first. Killik will go next without his weapons, and Kid will freak out cuz Liz isn't there for symmetry. Patty will be to busy laughing. Maka and Soul will whup Black Star and Tsubaki's ass and Maka will Maka Chop Soul. MAKA WINS! List only 10 characters from any series. Soul Eater (Part 2) (1) Blair (2) Liz (3) Harver (4) Kim (5) Jackie (6) Stein (7) Spirit (8) Marie (9) Lord Death (10) Arachne 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction? Care to join me? 7 cooked you dinner. Uh... Thanks? 4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this? Jackie won't transform cuz it's 'that time' of the month 6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? He doesn't have anything to dissect. Give him Spirit 3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction? Aw :) happy for yoos guyz You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet. ARACHNE WTF ARE YOU DOING ON MY INTERNET HISTORY???? *STAB* You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you? Well what do YOU think, huh? You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos. YES YES EEEEEWWWWWWWWW GROSS! 8 confessed to be a part of your family. YAY! AWSOMEST AUNTIE EVVA! 6 kidnapped you, why is this? Dissection. Wait, NO I GAVE YOU SPIRIT WHY ME??? You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10. 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament? Spirit, quit trying to get in Kim's pants. 5 gave you a teddy bear. YAY THANKS JACKIE *HUG* 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together. Well... this should be interesting ;) 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this? Stein took all the biscuits. And its SPIRIT. You know, the pervy one? It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is? So Kim... Jackie's not him right? 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night. Me: AHH! Jackie: WHY DAFUQ YOU SLEEPING WITH MY MEISTER??? You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10? Liz. Liz Liz Liz. Not Arachne. Arachne BAD. 1 suspects you are Kira. Damn you and your seductive charm! Yes I'm Kira! You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two? Bust out REAPER STYLE. And Excalibur dies from pure exposure to AWESOMENESS. 2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek. AWW LIZ *HUG* 4 Is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking? Hmm... Relight My Fire, and I'd sneak in Barbie Girl (WHAT?!?!) 1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay. NO!!! NO IT CAN'T BE TRUE PLEASE!!!! All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing? Liz faints. Kim and Jackie torch Harver, and get knocked out by Arachne. She gets killed by Stein and Spirit, and Marie leaves with Stein cuz they have 'better' things to do. Lord Death and Spirit take on Blair, with Blair being knocked out, and Spirit dieing from a prolonged nosebleed. SHINIGAMI-SAMA FOR THE WIN! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems Quick! Number your 12 favorite anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions! Soul Eater 1.) Lord Death 2.) Asura 3.) Soul 4.) Kid 5.) Maka 6.) Tsubaki 7.) Black Star 8.) Patty 9.) Stein 10.) Ragnarok 11.) Crona 12.) Spirit Now answer the questions… 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? YES! I LOVE CROBAKI! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 10/10 Smexyness. And I'm a straight guy aswell. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? You Paedophile! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Most were M rated but yes. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No comment. WHAT. SO. EVER. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine. The other one just wouldn't work... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? HAHA! I'M BIGGER THAN BOTH OF YOU! :3 8) What would happen in a Three/Eleven Fanfic? Fem!Crona and Soul fall in love... and some smuttyness too. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? No. Just no. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Even Gods Fall. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One? So... Dad... 12) Which partner for Three? MAKA!!!!!! 13) How would you draw Eleven? Crying :'( 14) Would you write Two/Four/Five? Hmm... maybe. 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? TAKE THAT YOU GENDER CONFUSED * 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Caramelldansen 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: GANG RAPE 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? We meant to be together. It's in our blood... 19) If Four got someone pregnant, who would you suspect to be the mother? Liz/Patty 20) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do? Offer a get up and go anti-depressant speech. 21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do? RUN. 22) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would: Scream "YAOI!" and wait for fangirls. 23) By the way, I set you up on a date with Eight. Not bad, not bad... Things I’m Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a duck 42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God 51) I will not tell Peeves to throw eggs at Professor Snape because "Fred would want you to" 52) I will not show the students "Potter Puppet Pals" 53) I will not convince the Fat Lady to use "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" as the password. 54) I am not allowed to steal Luna Lovegood's shoes 55) I will not call Professor Snape a self-secluded Momma's Boy in class (aw...) 56) I will not use magic to hypnotize my crush at campus to think they're in love with me 57) I will not make "Perfect Symmetry" into a spell 58) I will not prank the Slytherin house as revenge for them insulting my friend 59) I will not create a spell that makes Hermione 'pull a Jacob Black'... If you just read this whole list copy and paste it into your profile then add one more to it! 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Add more to the list! I'm sorry I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!) I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' |
The Dragon with No Soul by Ally7779 reviews
Unwanted Neko by WarAngel24 reviews
Wired Meister by Moregami reviews
Best Gift Ever by Dream Dagger reviews
What I Had by Tae Fansick reviews
What About Me? by Cinnamon-Edgelord reviews
Soul Eater: The Beginning by Fire Red Fox Queen reviews
A Question of God by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Homestuck Again reviews
Blurred Bloodlines reviews
Blind Love, Sweet Insanity reviews
Team JADE KRSE reviews
Blades of Victory reviews
Soul Eater Questions, Answers, Dares and Randomness reviews
Soul Evans - Madness in Underland reviews
Angels and Demons reviews
I Will Love You, Even in Death reviews
Soul's Maka reviews
Where Am I? reviews
