![]() Author has written 1 story for Batman, and Young Justice. BATMAN IS!!! MY!!! DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so here's the basics: Name: Emily Nickname: Victory Appearance: STOP STALKING ME BILL!!! So, as you can see by my profile I have either crude or stupid humor, depending on the day. Stories I'm definitely going to write: Batman (Dick x Occ) Young Justice (Dick x Wally, Dick x Occ, Wally x Occ, Wally x Artemis) The Host (Wanda x Ian, Sunny x Kyle) Twilight (Nessie x Jacob, Garret x Kate, Alice x Jasper) D. Gray-man(Lavi x Kanda, Allen x Road) Fruits Basket (Momiji x Tohru, Yuki x Tohru, HARU X TOHRU FOREVER!!!) Vampire Diaries (Klause x Elena, Damon x Elena, Katherine x Rebecca) Harry Potter (Draco x Harry, Scorpious x Lily, Scorpious x Albus) IF YOU LIKE ME YOU MUST ALSO LIKE THESE PEEPS!!!: G33kz01d Catlover1609 Follow me on twitter: @YourStalker4Eva Or Quotev: IHazzaNiallerBoo How to Tell if You're a Writer 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!" 28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 32.Meow occasionally. the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 36.Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!" Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 19. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Friend: Has never seen you cry Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Friend: Only knows a few things about you Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Friend: Will help you find your prince. Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Friend: Will offer you a soda. Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will help you move. Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will never ask for food. Friend: Will knock on your front door. Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much Dormitory: Dirty room Astronomer: Moon starer George Bush: He bugs Gore The eyes: They see Slot machine: Cash lost in me Desperation: A rope ends it Presbyterian: Best in prayer Election results: Lies! Let's recount Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one Mother in law: Woman Hitler The Morse code: Here come dots A decimal point: I'm a dot in place The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Some of my friends actually took this seriously. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste it into your profile, and pass it onto others who could have a good laugh. .: There's three ways to do things:. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, Victory For All For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. 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If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe than putt thes in yoor profiele If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when the ice cream truck comes down your street copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to re-enact 9/11 with building blocks, put this in your profile. If you are Homo sapiens, put this in your profile. If you know more than 3 programming languages, put this in your profile. If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have total blonde moments copy this into your profile If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"... I ran with scissors, and lived! Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them. I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED |