Hey, I'm not going to give you my real name so just call me Kay.

I don't update at all but I think that I have some good favorite stories.

Basically everything on here i took from other profiles so go ahead and copy something (i dare you ;p).

a,b,c,d,e,f,g gummy bears are chasing me

one is red one is blue one is peeing on my shoe

now the red has a knife

so im running for my life

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two friends are texting and one says

"WTF"

The other one texts back "i should go and wash your fingers off with soap"

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Friends vs best friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: won't post this

Best friends: will re-post this

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband "Mind came back with a card stuck to her ass that said... .. ... ... ... ... "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you." (HAHAHAHAHA!)

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Random Questions On My Brain

Why are the people who handled and invest your money called Brokers??

Why on Drive-Up atms is there brail lettering??

Can bald men get lice??

Is there a reason that doctors call what they do "Practice"??

If people are really scared of mice, then why do they all love mickey mouse??

Shouldn't chocolate be a vegatable since it comes from cocoa BEANS??

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni??

Why is "cute as a button" a compliment, since when are buttons cute??

Why can't the hairs on your arms get split ends??

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of Progress??

Why can't we women put on mascara with our mouths closed??

Why haven't we ever seen the headline "Psychic wins lottery"??

Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections??

You know the indestructable black box on airplanes, why not make the whole plane outta that stuff??

If flying is so safe, why is the airport called the "Terminal"??

Why are they called apartments when their all stuck together??

Why does the sun lighten our hair and darken our skin??

BOYFRIENDS SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When she comes to you crying You say, "Who's butt am I kicking"

WHAT A KISS MEANS! (JUST CUTE :)

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice-- Don't ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!!

Why Do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! )

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says Let's not fight anymore, even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say I love you.

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it.)

23. The way they say I miss you.

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them, it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world, they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say I love you, or Will you go out with me NO JOKE!!

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"If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart. Because hearts can be broken, but a circle go on forever."

"Dreams are like stars, you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."

"Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, and life cries. Life gives up, life tries. But life looks different through everyones eyes."

"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." - Pooh Bear

"Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."

"To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but rather it is what is woven into the lives of others."

"A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone's face."

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Dumbledore

"Before you go and critisize the younger generation, remember that you're the ones who raised them."

"No man is worth your tears, but if you happen to find one who is, he won't make you cry."

"Last night I looked up and started matching each star with a reason that I love you. I was doing great, until I ran out of stars."

"Don't change who you are, because eventually you'll run out of new things to become."

"To dance is to be out of yourself, larger, more powerful, more beautiful."

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You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

Bite me and I'll bite back.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. (mua ha ha ha)

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed! (gasp! :o)

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

Me, sarcastic? Never.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. c:

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. ;)

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. (Alas, my cover's been blown.)

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (Like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave'm in the middle)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

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things you may not know

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

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Written by a guy:)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTSNothing is that important at 2 a.m.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

take Advantage of the mood we're in

Let us pay for you!

Dont "feel bad"

We enjoy doing it

It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you arent

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.

See the beauty in it.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether (;

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change.

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agreee

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

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knowledge speaks ,but wisdom listens

To be old and wise ...you must be young and stupid

I don't talk fast, you just listen slow

A girls got to do what a girls got a do.But a guys gotta do what a girl wants him to do

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous

No I didn't trip i just said hello to the floor with my face

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them as much

You can blame your pencil/pen for that spelling mistake.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

A day without sunshine is like...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

He who laughs last thinks slowest. And he who laughs first doesn't get it.

How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (Look carefully...)

OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!

i just realized OK is a sideways person (now everytime i see OK i see a person)

Your sitting there then all of a sudden SQUIRREL!!!

Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.

HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep u from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree!

"I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking ". I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong"

You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger.

ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me One is red one is blue the yellow suckers got my shoe ABCD EFG gummy bears are chasing me

I'm not random I'm just..whoa there's a squirrel!!

The best thing about this sentence is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's to late for you to stop reading it.

I am fluent in 3 different languages. English,Sarcasm, and Profanity

I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words.

the world needs a hero - I'll go change my clothes

student: can you get in trouble for something you haven't done? teacher: no student: good cause i haven't done my homework :D works every time O.o try it :)

when ever I hear the saying "Any thing is possible" I say : "Have you ever tried nailing jello to a tree, slam a revolving door or chew air?"

Our economy may be bad, but we do have a 30 million dollar robot on mars taking pictures for us.

8 out of 10 voices in her head are always complaining, one is to busy saying, "I told you so!" and the other just sits in the corner talking to the pink duck.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait..What..I don't get it

Q: how do you confuse a blond? A: Tell her to find the corner in a circular room. Q: how does she confuse you? A: Tells you she found it.

Freak is the sweet, shy, quiet, innocent type. Hey! Stop laughing! You're blowing my cover!

No you're right, I don't HAVE to be SARCASTIC all my life... just like you don't have to be stupid all of yours, but some how you manage to do it quite easily

home alone = music blasting me dancing like crazy :D

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? We swim. Swim. Swim. *High pitched haa ha ha haa's*

If I die young, place a note on my grave saying " Will be back soon". I'd love to see the expression on people's faces visiting the grave yard!

They say that what does not kill you makes you stronger. Then why aren't I Superman by now??

I know some people were dropped on their heads as a baby; YOU were clearly thrown at a wall!

My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions?

music is my drug, you tube is my dealer

When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat... results may vary.

the 4 levels of insanity 1 Talking to ones self 2 Arguing with ones self 3 losing argument with ones self 4 is no longer speaking to ones self , I'm at 4

THIS IS COOL!!:

"You call me a bitch well... A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TRESS ARE NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL... thanks for the compliment."

"I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good."

"Keep your head up high, people would kill to see you fall."

"I'll try anything once, TWICE if I like it."

"You say you don't care but your heart knows the truth."

"Don't play games with girls who can play 'em better."

"Everything he tells you know he told me first, so stop thinking you're something special."

"He said: 'I love you.' I sneezed and said: 'Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.'"

"If he's dumb enough to walk away then be smart enough to let him go."

"A girl worth kissing is not easily kissed."

Some Funny Quotes

(Copy then bold your favorites, and underline the ones that apply or sound like you.)

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Gravity, man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

"Blondes have more fun, but Gingers actually remember it the next day."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when I smack you with it."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!"

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What I lack in talent, I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it."

"Warning: Jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!" (super sad face about this)

"WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember."