Hello there! Come on in, but please wipe your feet first.
I'm just a short, strange girl. I live in a tiny ex-mining village in England.
I love reading, trying to write and all things weird and wonderful.
When it comes to fanfiction, I'm a big fan of The Vampire Diaries and Supernatural. They bring out my creepy fangirl side.
Reviews are appreciated as much as Dean, Castiel, Klaus, Kol & Damon dancing around naked...not in the same room of course, 'cause that would be weird and kind of awkward.
I have one hell of a weird sense of humour and find myself funnier than I actually am.
I enjoy belly chuckles and silent laughing (when all you do is vibrate).
Feel free to drop me a PM any time, I don't bite...hard.

I'm also evilsprinkle on tumblr and twitter, I faff around on them when I should be writing or working...

I'll warn you in advance that I don't up-date regularly and have a horrible habit of seemingly dropping off the face of the earth for long periods of time. That being said, I won't ever stop writing fanfiction for good without completing all my stories. I never leave anything unfinished. To save me constantly apologising for the huge breaks, I'll apologise for the inevitable in advance - Sorry folks!

Music I like; 5 Seconds of Summer, Room 94, Frank Turner, The Libertines, The Vamps, Hunter Hayes, MCR, Eminem, Placebo, The Cure, Bon Jovi, Queen, Arctic Monkeys, Biffy Clyro, Foo Fighters, The Beautiful South, FranKo, Ed Sheeran, Every Avenue, Horrible Histories songs, Jason Derulo, Wham, Boys Like Girls, Adam & The Ants, Meatloaf, Billy Idol, The Used, Elvis, Metallica, Iron Maiden, T. Rex, The Clash, Halsey, Bloc Party, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, AC/DC, All-American Rejects, Maria Mena, The Spill Canvas, Backseat Goodbye, The Streets, Blink-182, PATD, FOB, Bouncing Souls, Danger;Radio

Films; Daybreakers, Titanic, Taken, Sleepers, Love Comes To The Executioner, The Immortals, Ben Hur, Clash Of The Titans, The Three Musketeers, Percy Jackson, Camp Rock, High School Musical, A Few Good Men, Sleeping With The Enemy, Pretty Woman, Ghost World, A Clockwork Orange, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Harry Potters, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Some Kind of Wonderful, Heathers The Adams Family, Overboard, Hocus Pocus, Beetlejuice, The Virgin Suicides, Batman, Lost Boys, Stand By Me, Dracula, Disney, Bill & Ted (both), St Elmo's Fire, Prozac Nation, Dead Poets Society, Drive, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Rita Sue & Bob Too, Carry On Films, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, American Pies, Deep Blue Sea.

I watch too much TV; TVD, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Horrible Histories, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Twin Peaks, Sleepy Hollow, Skins, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Grand Designs, FBI Files, Solved, Murder Shift, Dog The Bounty Hunter, CSI, Pointless, Man V Food, Pramface, Orange Is The New Black, Nearly Famous, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Once Upon A Time.

I don't read enough; Anything by Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Sidney Sheldon, Stephen King, & Chris Carter, most things by Philip Pullman & Michael Morpurgo, Urban Legends, The Grimm Brother's Fairy Tales, Smashed: Growing Up A Drunk Girl, Sugar Rush, The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Harry Potters, Let's Go Play At The Adams, Wuthering Heights, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Catcher In The Rye, A Clockwork Orange, Witch Child, Carries War, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The Haunting Of Toby Jugg, The Boy With The Cuckoo Clock Heart, NOS4A2, The Fault In Our Stars, Rebecca, The Boss, The Girlfriend, The Bride, Beautiful Disaster & Walking Disaster. Recently I've been disgustingly obsessed with The Thoughtless series by S. C. Stephens.

Other things I like; Pizza, gaming, cold coffee, castles, long walks, Pokemon, Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Dean Lemon, Kieran Lemon, Shaun Lemon, Kit Tanton, Luke Brooks, Toby Hemingway, Hunter Hayes, summer days, bourbon, Kellan Kyle, smelling new books (honestly not as weird as it sounds), big sunglasses, hats, custard creams, cherry coke, Ribena, leather jackets, pale skin, scars, strong jaw-lines, short nails, biker boots, leggings, baggy t-shirts, vampires, zombies, boys with white-blond hair, drawing, writing, wailing like a cat (singing), flapping about like an injured bird (dancing), cold pints, doing makeup, decorating, making things, large libraries, Greek and Roman mythology, history, 50's dresses, old books, musicals, cottages, spring rolls, gigs, people watching, riding roller coasters, watching the ocean, looking at the stars, failing to get a tan.

DISCLAIMER!: I am not affiliated with any of the publicly recognisable characters. All additional plotlines, original characters, setting etc are my brain children. Steal my children and I'll hunt you down, spork you in the eye then harvest your organs on the black market. Any views or opinions expressed by the characters are not necessarily the views and opinions of me, the author. I do not intend any to cause any harm or offence, all my work is clearly rated. I accept no responsibility for curious wandering young eyes.