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Joined 07-23-12, id: 4148445, Profile Updated: 11-16-16
Author has written 4 stories for Strike Witches, Gunslinger Girl, and Stargate: SG-1.

If you read some of my earlier works, and then the more recent stuff, you may get to see my writing go from bad, to moderately less bad.

I usually just right stuff about my original characters (OCs, for those of you who like acronyms), so if you don't really like that, my works may not be for you.

Discalimer: all views and opinions expressed are for entertainment purposes only and do not reflet the views of Destro-of-the-worldses.


Other aliases: Mr-Destro (deviantART), Three Dog (Cyborg Central)


Cyborg Central is this cool Gunslinger Girl forum. You should check it out if you've got the time and interested in Gunslinger Girl.


FAQ

Q: Will there be an SSDD sequel?

A: Yes. Yes there will. However as many of you may realise, fanfic writing is not a full time occupation from which one can make lots of money. Therefore, combining real life with writers' block and a short attention space, it may be quite some time until it is released. Your patience is much appreciated.

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: This is a tricky one. You see, there are two types of swallow, African and European, and while I know little of the African swallow, I can say with no small measure of confidence that the air speed velocity of an unladen European swallow is approximately 10m/s. (and yes, I know that speed is both a scalar and a component of velocity, thus making the term "air speed velocity" a little redundant, but I'm just wording the question as it is asked)

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The Heavy Music Club by Tastychainsaws reviews
A mysterious transfer student arrives with her guitar and wins the heart and minds of Sakuragaoka students with her coolness. It's up to Tsumugi to expose this transfer student as what she really is... a nerd. Mugi sets out on a fun adventure full of heavy metal, nerdisms, and a heavy scissor shaped sword that keeps breaking everything.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 3/24/2014
Broken Toys by Dessel Ordo reviews
After precautionary measures taken by the Italian government freeze the survivors of the Social Welfare Agency, the handful of survivors awake hundreds of years in the future. When Serenity finds a lost sleeper ship, two ragged bands of survivors meet.
Crossover - Firefly & Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,583 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011
Sword Art Online: The Chronicles of John Smith OLD by Thrashertags reviews
This story is now being rewritten! It will still be called Chronicles, but the story itself will be totally rewritten!
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
Hemingway by Xekstrin reviews
The girls find a stray cat and maybe some lessons are learned but mainly there's a cat.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Lazy Mornings by momoxtoshiro reviews
Blake wrapped her arms around Yang and kissed her briefly before flipping back over to do the same to Weiss. The heiress smiled as she pulled away, only to growl as Yang stuck her tongue out at her for being kissed first. Blake noticed the silent argument and sighed. [OT3 Bee's Schnee. Happy RWBY Tuesday!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L., Team RWBY - Complete
(Split Story) The Final Freedom by taerkitty reviews
Trapped in a preternatural killer's lair, Claes has to rely on newly-found allies to survive. Disclaimer: AU and strong focus on OC.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Claes - Complete
Love Faraway by Bucue reviews
A Modern look into the Strike Witches world as seen though the eyes of a Land Battle Witch from Faraway Land, her service in the middle east and a chance encounter from an Air Infantry Witch who came to her from the heavens. Can love stand on the field of battle between these two witches as they fight against the Neuroi? Currently a one shot; may become a short story.
Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2013 - OC
(Side Story) Christmas Choices by taerkitty reviews
When you're an SWA cyborg, nothing is normal, not even Christmas. OC fratello Paolo di Tomaso and Dina. CC Priscilla.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Trust Exercise by Xekstrin reviews
The kids have proven they can work together, when forced by chance. Now it's time to test something entirely different— trust. Trust that the person beside you is willing to do whatever it takes to keep you safe. [A mildly Ruby/Weiss drabble about Ruby protecting Weiss]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Total War by Tastychainsaws reviews
A rainy day spurs a handful of the witches of the 501st to play a board game a bit unlike normal ones. What starts as a friendly way to pass the time devolves into a viscous battle to conquer the globe. History, as they say, is doomed to repeat itself.
Strike Witches - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012
GSG great escape by crazyidiot78 reviews
The handlers have had enough of the SWA and decide to give the girls the normal life they deserve away from the violence. However things do not go acording to plan and the girls must fight for the right to survive.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,256 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
CarbonFiber Chef by Kiskaloo reviews
A series of small stories, organized into chapters, about the cooking adventures of the cyborgs of the Social Welfare Agency. Inspired by the ZENith of Zaniness works by Nachtsider.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Claes, Petrushka, Triela
Helldog Squadron by Akoolpoptart reviews
A short story about a flight of F-35's defending a small town from Russian planes.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011
Safe by Akoolpoptart reviews
A young girl is stranded out in the middle of the desert and struggles to stay alive. Will she live, or will she be consumed by the sands and cease to exist.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Zelda - Complete
Never Play an Ace When a Two Will Do by Kiskaloo reviews
The girls of SWA head to south Egypt to support a rescue effort. While drawing from actual events, this is a work of fiction and takes liberties with the actual event it portrays. This story also takes place outside of the continuity of my other works.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
ZENith of Zaniness by Nachtsider reviews
Dedicated to all my friends in the Gunslinger Girl fandom. Contains a riot of fandom in-jokes, slews of OCs, gratuitous pop-culture references and truckloads of bizarre, over-the-top humor. You have been warned.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
The Lighter Side by Sintendo reviews
What happens during downtime at Section 2? Take a peek at the lighter side of Jean and Jose Croce, The Cyborgs, and the rest of the agents of The Social Welfare Agency.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 9/13/2006
Ninja Claes by Section 2 reviews
A series of short stories exploring the adventures of Claes Freda Johasson in her attempt to become a self taught Ninja. Yes, a Ninja. Yes it is funny. Enjoy.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Truffle Teaser by Nachtsider reviews
For lack of a better title.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Sugar Rush by Nachtsider reviews
Sugar sweet, my sugar high, sweetest thing I'll ever try...
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Battlezone by Nachtsider reviews
The SWA do Iraq 2002, Rico rediscovers true love, and everyone pretty much has an absolute blast. Featuring Gunslinger Girl fanfiction's first ever male cyborgs and first ever foreign counterpart to the Agency. Can you figure out who Meir really is?
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Gunslinger Girl by Nachtsider reviews
Gunslinger Girl fanfiction's first ever story to feature an author-created fratello team.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Like a Big Pizza Pie by Section 2 reviews
The adventures of a cyborg girl, and her dilapidated farmland.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
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Merry Ol' London Town reviews
Four members of the 501st JFW are sent on a forced vacation to London. One member of the OSS is investigating several murders. One member of his Majesty's Secret Service is investigating several murders. One Neuroi assassin is on the prowl. All is not safe. (Features OCs, strong violence, course language and sexual themes) (sequel to "Wolf")
Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Eila J., Perrine-H. C. - Complete
SSDD reviews
During what appears to be just another rutine mission for SG-1, they are thrown out of the Stargate in a strange world. It is a paradoxial copy of earth during the year of 1945, with the addition of Aliens and girls that don't wear pants. Features SG-1 and the 501st JFW
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
C for Claes reviews
Based on the "V speech" from V for Vendetta... but modified for Claes
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Claes - Complete
Wolf reviews
A young woman wishes to fight with the 501st JSW to defend her country, but will she be able to adapt to both the lifestyle and the company?
Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete