'Ello everyone!

This is Som, and I'm a writer, a reader, and an artist.

I actually stumbled upon Fanfiction when I was 10 by accidently looking up Nico Di Angelo's girlfriend on Google. I had no idea what Fanfiction was back then. However, after finishing the Harry Potter series, I was so distraught after all my fave characters were dead (Snape, Sirius, Dumblydore, etc.) that I wanted to soothe myself, so my cousin told me about this wonderful site! I joined immediately! YAY

I have a adorable, and VERY spoiled white kitty (awww)

My favorite books ever are Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, etc.

My favorite characters ever is SNAPE!!!! I was shocked when he died, and I cried during his pensieve. He's a boss that should have lived *sniffle sniffle*. In HP my fave characters are, SNAPE, Sirius, Dumblydore, Lupin, Ginny, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Scorpius, Rose, Albus, and I kinda like Slughorn. Don't ask me why, but I do. In HG my fave characters are, Katniss, Peeta, Finnick, Prim, and Haymitch. In PJ my characters are Nico, Percy, Thalia, Annabeth, and Luke. Oh, and I recently became a fan of Catwoman after watching The Dark Knight Rises.

Best shipping ever? Well its one that I kinda made up. Snape and Catwoman (Dark knight rises). I swear if they had a child, and Perry the Platypus was the godfather, that child would be a born boss. Everything it would do like drinking water even, it would do it like a boss. I think Catwoman is the female equivalent of Snape 'cause they both are bad turned good. So I'm still looking for a fanfiction that has the child of Catwoman and Snape, and is the godchild of Perry the Platypus... Maybe I should make it. And yes I did take my pills today, thank you for asking! ;)

I am a die hard fan of: Snape obviously if you haven't guessed by now, KatnissXPeeta (DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ELSE OTHERWISE, YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART ITS MEANT TO BE!)

A laugh a day keeps Cymbalta away!

Here's something funny I read:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Some more stuff:

On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing. (No...)

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here. (Mmhmm)

On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly. (How am I supposed to play Quidditch!)

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin. (Oh, whoops)

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine. (really?)

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. (Now what was that fifth step?)

In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position. (Couldn't have said it better myself)

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food. (*Le Gasp*)

On a bottle of soda:
Open bottle before drinking. (Oh, so the bottle wasn't defective...)

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter. (huh?)

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people. (NOOOOO! They're everywhere!)

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted. (Sorry I couldn't show up to court!)

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface. (o.O)

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only. (Whoops.)

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children. (UGH! *Throws up hands in defeat*)

On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
Do not wash. (NOOO!!!)

On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
Some assembly required. (Nah brah, you don't say)

On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
May irritate eyes. (Whew!)

On a Frisbee:
Warning: may contain small parts. (oh really?)

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors. (Oh. So I HAVE been doing it wrong.)

On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts. (Uh-oh)

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one. (And how is that done??)

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less. (NOOOOOOO!!!! He's turning one in a few days I promise!!!!!!!!!!)

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use. (Oh. I didn't seem to notice.)

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

On a toilet cleaning brush:
Do not use orally. (Wasn't planning on it...)

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face. (Whoopsy-daisy)

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe. (Dang it!)

On a blowtorch:
Not used for drying hair. (*Snaps fingers*)

On a washing machine inn a launderette:
No small children. (Of course not, heh, heh...)

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping. (But I really like that strawberry blonde flavor!)

On a push along lawn mower:
Not to be used as a hedge trimmer. (Nope. And a chicken drumstick can't be used as a weapon.)

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth. (It's just like pop rocks. Come on!)

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher. (What...they get entertainment AND a bath at the same time!)

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater. (Fine. Then YOU tell me how I'm supposed to warm my pop tarts while snorkeling! Humph.)

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow. (I'm not even gonna bother with that.)

From http:///funny/doomed/

As you know, I love many different fandoms, such as Harry Potter, Minecraft, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, and many shippings too.

Here are some of them! YAI

Harry Potter:

Snape da bossXanyone hot young enough to deserve him!!!!

Snape da bossXLilly

HarryXHermione

HarryXGinny

DracoXHermione

DracoXAstoria

HermioneXVictor

NevileXLuna

RemusXTonks

SiriusXsome hot chick

TeddyXVictorie

ScorpiusXRose

Ron=Forever Alone

James II= Forever Alone

SNAPE'S A BOSS AND I HATED IT WHEN HE DIED! :'(

Hunger Games:

KatnissXPeeta

FinnickXAnnie

FinnickXJohanna

GaleXJohanna

HaymitchXKatniss

FinnickXKatniss

PrimXRory

GaleXMadge

Prez SnowXPrez Coin

Minecraft:

Steve=Forever Alone

Percy Jackson:

PercyXAnnabeth

PercyXRachel

PercyXThalia

ThaliaXLuke

LukeXAnnabeth

NicoXSomeone hot!!!!!!!

GroverXJuniper

SilenaXCharlie

ClarisseXChris

Phineas and Ferb:

PerryXall them B*tches

CandaceXJeremy

PhineasXIsabella

Halo:

KatXCarter

Master CheifXCortana

Don't be hating on what I be liking!!!

So I'm gonna write a fanfic, for Harry Potter. I'm probably going to post it soon. I can't tell you about it cause that'd be spoilers, but I'm gonna tell you one thing-it has time traveling!