I give up. I can't make a witty one of these stupid profiles anymore, so I'm just going to talk like a human being instead of trying to write an encompass-all bio, mmkay? Kay.

Hi. My name is Theo. Theodore, I suppose, or even Teddy if you feel lucky. Yes, I'm one of those rare and mystical creatures on Fanfiction - a boy! *gasp* And even rarer and more mystical, I *gasp* married! Which makes the next point less shocking - I'm also not in high school! Weird, I know, right? I've been writing fanfiction for forever, though it doesn't look like it from this profile. A couple years back, I went and started a new profile, due to parents being crazy and getting on my back about fanfiction and blah blah blah. If you're at all interested in my gazillion old FMA fanficition, my username was AdventureAddict14. But don't say I didn't warn you!

I like to think of myself as a pretty chill guy. I'm up for the occasional chat whenever. Be warned, I am a shy creature of the night, and you have done nothing wrong if I hardly talk. I'm a guy, I just get like that sometimes. You're a cool person, I swear! ...I think. I'm not generally much of a beta-er. I used to edit things a lot in high school, until I eventually got sick of it. So now I don't really do it. *shrugs* Sorry, peeps.

If you're interested in my wife, she's at http://www.fanfiction.ws/agent000 She writes a lot of stuff along the same lines as me (we're married, after all) and she's got a LOT of awesome stuff to check out.

And... that's about all, I suppose?

Yup, sure.

Kay.

Well.

This is awkward.

If you need to find him on other sites, Theo is also on:

DeviantART: http:///

Flickr: http:///photos/theodoreashford/

NaNoWriMo: http:///en/participants/therogueparadox

Tumblr: http:///

Twitter: https://twitter.com/theoisacornball

Etsy: http://