Hello. I see you've decided to read my profile. I don't know who you are. I don't know where you're from. I will find you, and I will kill you.

...Okay. I probably won't find you. Ever. It'd be too troublesome to try. But I can imagine killing you. I Probably won't. I'm sorry.

But I'm getting off topic.

Not really much to say, really. I'm just an average writer who's kept his work in a makeshift vault for too long, so I figured I might as well try posting it on the internet where I am vulnerable to the judging eyes of the world. Spur-of-the-moment decision, no big deal (Curse me and my impulsiveness). Eheh...

Seeing as I've already posted some of my work, there's really nothing I can do about it now. So to all those who haven't read them yet, please, please... be gentle with me.

To those who have read my works, Ahahaha... I'm back...? Sorry for the extremely long wait I uhh... a black cat... walked past my computer so I... had to refrain from touching it... For several months. And then Uhh... I-I got lost. On the road of life. Eheh. I promise I'll make it up to you guys! And if you think I haven't done anything productive or worth your time during my absence, then you're only half-right!

P.S. I love these line things.