Author has written 7 stories for Outsiders, Legend of Zelda, Modern Family, Wreck-It Ralph, and Kuroshitsuji. Alrighty. I haven’t really been active on this account for a LONG time but I’m trying to change that! My name is Evie and I’m going to be 22 in a few months. I’ve had this account since I was 13 and I’ve met so many great people and hopefully I will be meeting more! *FUN FACTS ABOUT ME* - I have 28 tattoos and 11 facial piercings (double nostril, septum, angel bites, 3 bottom lip, horizontal eyebrow , and tongue). -My favorite season is winter even though I was born in the summer. -I LOVE The Outsiders. It literally changed my life. -I’m a huge stoner -I have a baby daughter who’s name is the name of an OC I made back when I used to roleplay on Twitter with the Outsiders fandom. -I love laughing :D -I think learning new languages is cool. -I want to study veterinary medicine and acting in college. -I love music. I listen to a little bit of everything but my favourite genre is classic rock. Pink Floyd, man. -I have a female orange tabby who is 10 named Abby from The Babysitters Club series. -I hate ice in my drinks (except wate WOW. That's a lot. Okay, now onto my physical description and personality. *PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION* I'm 5'2. I have slightly tanned skin. My NATURAL hair color was dark blonde. I dye it red and flat iron my hair. I have bangs and cut my own hair sometimes. My hair falls to my shoulders. My legs are very pale because I don't wear shorts that often. I usually wear nail polish. My nail polish is most likely going to be black so it always matches what I wear. I put on a glitter top coat, though. My eyes are a goldish, greenish brown color. I do wear makeup. I wear eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow and foundation. I wear the same shade of eyeshadow (sliver) all the time. I only take about 20 minutes to put on my makeup. I really like the brand Hard Candy (but not their eyeliner). I wear bronzer, too. I don't like lipstick all that much. My nose is pierced on the left side. I rarely put a hoop it, although I do own some. I usually wear a small stud. I have 6 earrings in each ear. *PERSONALITY* I talk a lot. Usually I don't talk about anything in particular. I'm not the best decision maker in the world. I'm very smart and funny (or at least I try to be). I hate being in complete silence during meals and such. I'm polite. I do not like to start fight or be in them. I hate lying to people. I'm great at keeping secrets and I try hard not to break promises. I don't like talking on the phone. I prefer FaceTime or Skype or something. I'll even text before I talk on the phone. I am not a very patient person (lol). I love to laugh and it doesn't take much to get me to laugh. Well, I guess that's about it. Please read and review my stories! And please give me constructive criticism!! Bold ones are all that apply. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (I'm part Guatemalan & Cuban) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (I'm part Russian) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (This one is kind of funny.) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (*stifles a giggle* These stereotypes, I mean OMG..) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Oh, c'mon now...not everyone involved in theatre arts is gay *blushes deeply and hides face*) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I say this to a lot of people: I wouldn't eat my dogs or cat, so why would I eat other animals?) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I really don't understand this one, but I do wear what I want.) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a girl that actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. (Nope. Not spoiled.) I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. (Sheep are kinda cute:3 ) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I'm sure a lot of us on this site are young writers and not all of us are emo...) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (my great aunt does this...) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER! (WTF?) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I do love tea, haha ;) ) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I'm just naturally good with computers...) I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (What?) I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect. I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I feel weird saying I don't care about the environment.) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (If I didn't like reading then why would I be on this site?) I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I rarely curse. Some of my fics might have cursing in it, though.) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard/bitch. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (well...) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys. I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it. I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (That is kind of true...) I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties. I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay). I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.). I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents. I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already. I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair. I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty. I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo. I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone. I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel. I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap. (Nah I'm pretty laid back lmao) I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser. I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish. I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses. I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies. I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for performing mouth-to-mouth CPR. I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore. I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day,i therefore I MUST be stupid. (I'm only 16...) I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot. I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. (Or maybe 'cuz I'm not going to waste my money on their crap clothes) My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable. I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian. I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun. (I don't think I've ever seen a real gun in person before.) I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot. (I've never lived there, but my grandma lives there and I visit her on occasions.) I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid. I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs. I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend. I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut. I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone. I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST BE A LOSER. (Haven't we all been down that road before?) I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It depends on who you are and what you want to know, I guess.) |
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