Slightly more than 2-week hiatus, it kinda went for two years. Huh. Well, more chapters posting soon, this is getting longer all the time, I swear!

What to say about myself?

Born: 09/28/1984 (that "19" may become important further on down the line-you know, if I discover I'm immortal)

Interests: Many and varied, mostly geared toward science fiction/fantasy, anime, Elfquest.

Consider myself on team Edward...Elric. Because Edward Cullen only wishes he could be that sexy.

Hates: Twilight, and by association, anything written by Stephanie Meyer. And I don't even care if I spelled her name wrong. I thought of a thousand ways "Twilight" could have been written better, and the one with the most potential was an interpretation in which Edward was a VAMPIRE, not a sniveling little goth emo superboy. Thus, the inspiration for my first-ever story on fanfiction.net.

Thank you to all my fans and reviewers! I love reviewers the most, and I answer their questions.

This might come off as scary, but I love getting tagged for fave story, fave author, story alert, author alert, and getting reviews and/or messages from my readers. I just turned 25 years old and I (almost) squeal like an excited teenage girl when I get them. And I try to reply to all of them, at least for now.

New laptop, Woooooo!

Ok, so here's an idea I had. I will start compiling a list of LOL moments from my "Darkward Tale." Here's the list so far:

-Bella swallowing goldfish (chap. 12)

-Edwardo McSparklepants (13)

-"Give me an excuse to stalk you, dammit!"

-Inner Edward

-Jasper and his balls (17)

-"Bella was basically a cheeseburger..." (17)

-Insert obvious joke here (20)

-the "rumpus room" (14)-not so much lulz, but favorite element

-No cobwebs, well... after the massive cleaning! (15)

-'because you're just that super special awesome, Bella.' (19)

-Bella almost smacks into automatic doors (21)

-"For Pussy!" (22)

-"This is something we call a CD, Bella. People in the twenty-first century listen to them sometimes, when their MP3 players or iPods break down, and they haven’t bought a new one yet. Sorry, I guess I should’ve known you would need some explanation."(NM ch. 3)

-"I bet you did, you lusty wench" (NM ch. 3)

-"SHE'S STILL PISSED AT YOU, YOU TWIT!" (NM 6)

-"That sounds like a good plan. What next?

Next, I’m going to stop having two-person conversations in my own head; I’m pretty sure that’s a sign of insanity.

Roger that." (NM 7)

Send a review or PM with other suggestions! Thank you and good night (morning, evening, afternoon, whatever)!

Wow. Just...wow. I finish my story and get two days of record hits in a ROW! Do people lurk around, making sure stories such as this are actually completed before getting into them, or something?