Harry Potter was the boy who lost too much and now he lost his mortality to save a life. So he fled the world he loved. Following the direction pointed by Dumbledore, he began the journey to find Carlisle Cullen, only to be distracted by a real-life Aphrodite he met on his way. warning: ANGST.

(Harry/Five-in-One! Inspired by Blood Brandy's Vegas challenge! Evil Dumbledore!) After an arduous fifth year, Harry going on vacation to Las Vegas seemed like a good idea at the time. But when he wakes up with a hangover, a wedding ring, and in bed with the psychic quintuplets known as the Stepford Cuckoos, well, his life is going to be changing, for better or for worse...

Aphrodite had many fantasies and chief among them was the fantasy of making Artemis or her hunters submit to men or monsters. For the last 13 years she had attempted to do so and finally she succeeded making the virgin goddess Artemis submit to depravity. This is PWP and after the Giant War II. Dead characters are brought to life for more smuts.