Hi folks. Thanks for reading my stories (at least I assume you read them as you're here reading this. You're reading this without having read my stories? Weirdo! ;-)).

Fanfiction is the spoonful of sugar that makes my medicine go down. I feel no shame! Only a tremendous sense of well being.

Now go forth and write and review and together we can save the world. At least whatever world we happen to be writing about at the time.

With love and whatever it is that inspires you . . . (tea, liquorice allsorts and a healthy handful of pretty angsty boys will do just fine thanks. . .)

"The burden of love is the fuel of bad grammar, you stutter and stammer - what a bitch to convey the crux of the matter, when the words you must utter are hopelessly tangled in the memories and the scars you show to no-one . . . I remember quite clearly, a bad muzak version of James Taylor's big hit, called 'Fire and Rain' was playing as you crouched down and tearfully kissed me, and I thought "Damn, what good fiction I will mould from this terrible pain." . . ." (Jim White "Christmas Day")

"Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie . . ." (J.D. (Heathers))